So I have a real human GF but still fap to ponies, should

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>>29908347
>So I have a real human GF

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>>29908347
Yes. The answer is always yes.

Why not introduce her to your interests?

Maybe ask her to dress like a pony and fuck her.

don't listen to those other anon,
right now you got the perfect thing going on.
Ponies and a human GF for when the series end and there are no more ponies.

>liking 3d women
What's wrong with you anon?

>>29908396
I have this.

>>29908396
This

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>>29908347
Yes

>>29908347
>gf
Wouldn't matter anyway since you'll never enter Equestria from now on.

>>29908347
Yes
I'll buy the gun if you want so after you pussy out like the bitch you are I kill you and then I shoot myself

>>29908596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0TQbRNmYus

>>29908396
Good idea, I had a dream involving a rarity fursuit once. Maybe I'll bring it up to her

>>29908347
>fantasize about your human gf transforming into your pony waifu, with personality traits of them both

Why does everyone make this sound so difficult?

>>29910123
Because your 3dpd will eventually do some bullshit and you will have to dump her
>LOL NO YOUR VIRGIN FUCK
Well in the rare case you are a disney ending fag, then good for you. I have heard so many stories about the bitch being nice and when she gets the ring on the finger she lets herself go, she loses her libido so no sex, and that's where your fantasies end, bad always.

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>>29908347
always an option OP

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>>29908347
You could always pic related

>>29908396
This, it's a good fucking move.

My gf does a good, Lola Bunny, Pikachu, and Judy Hopps.
I'm still too much of a pussy to let her know I fap to pone. I mean she doesn't even know I watch the show. She wouldn't fucking care, but like dude, it's pretty gay.

>>29910248
But his dick is actually busted, just in a different way.
And also he has nice taste, Can't dance is great porn material. Useless otherwise though.

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>>29910268
It wouldn't be gay if you tell her yo constantly are thinking of how many mares you can fuck.
That's manly as hell.
And since she already knows you are a furfag, you have that landslide already cleared.

>>29908347
>So I have a real human GF but still fap to ponies, should I kill myself?


You are on this board, so...yes. Abso-fucking-loutely yes. Leave a note saying you were too depressed and couldn't get a boner.

>>29910282
>already knows you are a furfag, you have that landslide already cleared.
yeah, thats a good point. i probably should just bite the bullet. she'd make fun of me for sure, but would def dress up.
getting a wig would be a pain, im a twifag and shes a blonde. i guess i could do appul, but im not super psyched about it

honestly out of everything, id love to watch the show with her. we've done it a few times stoned, cause some episodes are actually hilarious. but watching the series as a whole would be too cringy. i mean i love the show, but like the songs man. theyre soooo gay, i love em. but soo gay

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>>29908347
>cheating on your girlfriend in your thoughts
>not being pure and faithful to her

If I have a girlfriend again I will not look at another woman sexually except her.

>>29910387
I wonder how she moans when she is taking the BBC while you are out.

>>29910339
If she doesn't love you at your gayest, she may not love you at your straightest.

You can't hide it forever. If you're serious about her, you should reveal that part of your soul with her. Maybe she won't want to sit through the whole thing (that is a ton of footage after all), but if she's willing to dress up for you, I'd guess she's pretty into you. Sounds like she wouldn't think any less of you for watching pone.

>>29910339
>>29910268
Wait, how does she not know you watch pony if you've watched it with her?

>>29910549
If she doesn't think any less of him for being a furfag, pony would be just another stitch in the blanket.

>>29910549
>Sounds like she wouldn't think any less of you for watching pone.
>>29910564
>doesn't think any less of him for being a furfag
True. Maybe I'll leave some merch around one day. I don't wanna bring it up, like a sperg you know. I don't need to "come out."
>leave out Twi plush
>she'll be all lolwut
>got me, yeah I'm a loser, I've seen every episode at least 3 times
>making fun making fun making fun
>fuck dressed up
>making fun
Not the worst thing.
Question is how to makes a costume that doesn't look like shit.

>>29910562
Easy, looking for a cartoon to watch while/after we smoke. "Pretend" to stumble on MLP. "Pretend" to pick a random episode.
In reality, it's one I know will be funny, and doesn't have a song.

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>>29908347
>human GF
KYS

>>29910638
Godspeed, Anon. I bet she'll love that dorky side of you.

no...you should smoke some weed, 420 bruh...(or sativa but be careful)

>>29908347
>not having a horse GF
you sick fuck

>>29911801
Salvia, you fucking mong; the synthetic fake weed that makes you 'trip' is called salvia.

>>29912407
Nope, salvia is not even close to weed. Sativa is one of the two main strains of marijuana, and gives a more relaxed and slow head high. Salvia is some weak shit, barely makes you trip.

Dont do drugs kids.

>>29912574
In my opinion LSD is the way to go. Weed ain't got nothin' on that shit.

>>29908347
I don't care what you do because I don't give a shit about you. No one here does.