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>>29907592
The fags already have a gay /soc/ thread, chodemonkey

Check the fucking catalog next time

>>29907592
That's a funny way to say cock worship thread

>>29907592
Big Mac is better

>>29906309
Usually a company about toy insertions lets the creative team turn the shit toy ideas into something good by naturally/smoothly inserting the toy ideas into the show and making everyone love them and accept them as writing decisions and not upper management toy insertions.
Just like Beast Wars.

But this retard ham-fistedly inserts all the toys inside the show and comes up with the dumbest executions to proceed about the toy insertions.
Shining Armor is forced in as Twilight's brother, effectively making us hate him even more than we already did.
Cadence as the babysitter, making us screech mary sue.
Magical Mystery Cure.
Sometimes it isn't even about the toys, example being Slice of Life(the backround pony episode)

If Cadence had actually been an evil hypocritical bitch which turned bitter and resentful in her older years and Shining Armor called off the wedding for discovering she's a cunt then the fandom would have appreciated that much more than scapegoating all her problems on Chrysalis.

>>29906309
I know most folks don't care, but at BABScon I saw the guy working as a doorman for the /mlp/arty tell Mike Vogel to fuck off and I thought it was hilarious lel

>>29906309
Vogel is retared like Peter Griffin!

>>29905860
I fully support this ship, but the second half of your proposition kinda falls flat.

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>"In fact you didn't change at all! You were the same old Fluttershy we've always loved!"

>>29905860
>Friends don't have "favorite parts" of each other to begin with
How about the ponut

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A brief writeup of how it could go:
>season premiere: mane 6 called to fight some evil force (Grogar would work great here)
>defeat him
>something doesn't add up--maybe he wasn't behind some incident that occurred, or his return seemed too easy

>throughout season, gradually getting more and more clues that someone has been pulling the strings
>Starlight begins to suspect that it's one of the Princesses, but Twi assures her none of them would ever do that

>season finale: they find hard evidence that this has been happening since Nightmare Moon's return at the soonest
>m6 go to Celestia to ask for guidance
>Celestia explains she's been orchestrating the release of various enemies from Equestria's past
>it's a form of societal control, because ponies need something to fear to keep them in line
>it's all to maintain order and HARMONY
>Twilight absolutely breaks down, can't bring herself to fight her teacher and runs away crying
>explains what happened to Starlight, Spike, and some others
>Starlight doesn't accept that
>isn't powerful enough to fight sunhorse on her own, and exposing her won't work--no one would believe Starlight
>gathers another suicide squad including some of the mane 5, Spike, and maybe one or both of the other princesses to take down Celestia

I don't know how many more seasons we have left, but I am confident that this will be the true conclusion to the series.

2/2

>>29905433
But they could make a new threat that is physically capable of taking them down.

it's still a show aimed at little girls...

>>29901975
You already have your ass tattoo.

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We're a general now.

>>29903830
>seeing a Season 1 thread 2 Days In
Heah, I sympathise with you
>seeing a Season 1 thread 2 Months in
This is starting to get a bit old
>seeing a Season 1 thread 2 Years in
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

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>>29903861
>You can just smell the Reddit filth
Take a shower.

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>>29901405

I'm deciding between these two:

>Fosgitt
>OP
now,the wisest decision...

>>29901405
It's simple, I shoot my self.

>>29900142
Those are forbidden!

>>29900142
IWTCITC

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I want to sex the catbird.

>>29895945
Me2, bet her pussy smells nice, would like it to embrace my face with no time to waste

Birb is not for sexual.

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>>29895463
>ToonKritics hat that got pissed in
Someone please verify. ToonKritics is a massive faggot and I kinda want to see this.

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>>29895463
>KP's daki
someone got a hold of it and stuck a horse cock on it the some faggot took pictures of himself sucking it
next day it got stolen

>>29895494
>horse cock
the pic i saw was of a dog dick

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>>29893814
>whenever Starlight's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Starlight"?
Was that line their inspiration for Celestial Advice?

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>>29893814
Please stop, it's not funny when this is actually what's happening

>>29893814
The sad part
It will happen

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>A peculiar jingle sounds across the speakers, as a bright green logo flashes across the screen: MS5N, with an arrow underlining it. A strong stallion voice follows the tune.
>"It's the morning round at MegaStable 5 News! Live from the studio, with Gloss Charming."
>The screen fades to the image of a desk with the same logo on the background. A yellow mare in suit with a neat manecut sits in front of the camera.
>"Good morning, everypony. Our top story today, the return of Dime Fang Barrel, the director of MegaStable 5's BMHP center, from intense talks at central government, signals the beginning of a new era, as the recently born Big Mare Twenty-One will soon be granted full authority on the protection of our fair city. The talks with the princess included..."
>You shift on your bed, lazily listen to the news lady on the multiuse screen on top of your bed. Yep, it's you, Twenty-One, the lovely, grey defender of the fair land of Granda. And it's way too early in the morning.
>Used to sleep a lot these past few days, you were surprised when you heard that Solar Storm and Illumina wanted you for an early training session. You expect interesting things to come out of that, otherwise you'll be grumpy for a while. Big mares should be for big sleep, dammit! Looking around, you realize the door to your room is opening, a truck with a large plastic cup entering.
>"Good morning, Miss Twenty-One!" You recognize the uneasy flying of Firegazer, your operator, landing next to your pillow. "Since you have to get up early, I went ahead and got you a coffee. Uh... I'm not entirely sure of what you'd like, so I just put lots of sugar on it. Is that alright?" He looks at you from aaall the way down there, with a meek expression.

>>29885961
Can't knock it 'til we try it. Bottoms up.

>>29885961
I like sugar.

“I’m…” you try to regain your composure as you strictly skim your hoof against the crystal surface of the pedestal’s basis, “Of course, your majesty.” You force yourself to take a bow of devotion and plea as you dust off the everlasting presence of his intimately eldritch touch and the cold, as if from the deepest pits of Tartarus itself, air that is surrounding him like an impenetrable and unreachable layer. “I thank you for your trust, this is my gift.”

The very vacuum around his body distorts and cracks reality as nods his head with an eerie and chaotic deformation; the slow gesture with which he does it is unfathomable with the actuality that is his fast and monumental speed. His gestures are akin to a jailed monstrosity trapped inside the carcass of pony’s body, he does not feel alive – even less than the last time you were forced to meet him. If you are to stand against him in battle, your chances are minimal.

You do not have to kill him in fair and noble combat however; it is not why you came all the way here for. You approach him closer and closer as you patiently attempt to look out for any type of his misjudgment and mistake. With every step you take, you dare to swift your attention from the supposed nightmare that is the eldritch only a few steps away from you as you heave the black canvas of your mind and engrave the bright, noxiously bright symbols of your spell. You constrain, like a wild predatory beast, the powerful and frenzied magic inside of you as can you can even fell the effect of your magical spell, with no way out, beginning to take shape inside of you.

When you lift off your veil, you awake to see and feel his cold and fiendish breath on your crystallized skin, despite the lack of rhyme or reason. It is then that you shove your head in his direction and let loose all of your tightly clutched magical illumination, the sphere of light exploding with the energy of a star. You can see him jolting his head in disgust and pain as you clutch the Crystal Heart closer to your chest as you immediately forecall yet another spell. With only a blink of a moment wasted, you shroud your entire body and the Crystal Heart with you in the mist of darkness; you take a leap of faith through Sombra as you shape-shift into a phantom of the shadows, the pedestal that is to bring the salvation and hope to the Crystal Empire just barely, only a couple of feet away from your touch.

However, with your spell still in power, you are stopped just a few inches away from the plinth; you are unable to place the artifact of love and hope; it is yet so close and yet so far. You detect your body being kept solidified in place by a grasp of ghastly and grotesque tentacles, like the claws and hooves and skeleton paws of hundreds of ghoul creatures, they crack and crush through your crystal flesh but in no way are they trying to kill you, as long as you do not make any kind of moves, with which, of course, you are unable to obey to. The king narrows his eyes and them, immediately, he jolts his head in the freakish and eldritch way only he is able to. After a grunt, he speaks out…

>Body Changes:
7% [-2] Alicorn ‘Dark’ Magic [Magic]
21% [+2] Volatile Arcane [Magic]
5% [-5] Velvet Jade [Crystal]
5% [-5] Crystallized Flesh ‘Foreign’ [Crystal]
26% [+10] Crystalline Debris [Damage]

“Color me surprised, color me impressed, you perfidious apprentice. It’s been three years and you have learned new tricks stranded in the body of my puppet; if there would be a time to thank me, the best moment would be now.”

“Ugh!” you grunt in a retort as you push and shove your body forward despite all the cracking and falling fragments.

“You don’t want to do this,” his whisper thunders with an uncanny and unreal loudness. His grin grows, “Do that, my treacherous apprentice, and I shall break her fragile neck. You do not want to be responsible for the death of the last “true” heir to the Crystal Throne and the only survivor of the Amore bloodline… or maybe you do not care for such trivialities? Will it be the life of anypony and the price of anything as long as you are able to defeat me, in the end?” As the hold of his alicorn magic tightens over the neck of the defenseless princess, he allows himself to release an unmoral and quiet laughter as he asks you, more in a jest than in a serious worry for his life: “Are you forgetting the place of weak in my world?! Have the cub grown some fangs, my unfaithful apprentice? Give. Me. The. Heart. Now.”

>What do you do now?

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>>29909707
My, that's an interesting constellation!

Oh, look, it's right next to The Big Discord!

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>>29909707

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>>29909707