>monologue
>for a fucking toddler
>>29934966
They're more aware than you think.
>>29934966
She is crying though
Yeah, fuck kids!
We should never speak to them at all beyond autistic noises!
Surely nothing bad can come from this
Reminder that kissing is more sexually pleasing for ponies than sex.
>>29934757
ponies don't have the body adjusted proportionally to us to either have sex with or kiss
>>29934757
That's fine I have a mouth fetish.
>>29934764
Their bodies are very flexible, so that's not a problem
We need a Maud thread, she never gets enough love
>>29934620
I want to cum on her pet rock and watch her lick my cum off it.
>>29934620
Maud is a great pony. I'm glad that if I married my waifu she'd become my sister-in-law.
>>29934620
I heart not-sure-if-autistic or just stoic rock horse
ITT: We post and discuss weird headcanons
>>29934478
Celestia doesn't control the sun, but she is responsible for rotating the planet on it's axis and moving it around the sun, that's why in LZ the sun moves weirdly as each hour passes
However Luna does still control the moon
>>29934583
So how would you go about explaining Twilight's trouble with the sun in the S4 finale?
Show me your art
>>29934460
I almost gave up on this.
>>29934460
How do you like my new hairstyle, /mlp/?
>>29934436
>>29934436
OP's being surprisingly straight.
It's nice, but I liked the Onion Hair
The last song you listened to is the song you play outside your waifu's bedroom window
How does she react?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEXQkrllGbA
>>29933781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvdbDw5bXnQ
yay, human culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq271A5p0ss
She tells me I have alright taste in house but trance will always be better, proceeding to play a few examples at full volumeat 4AM.
Either that or she tells me to fuck off and stop listening to casul music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Fi8-7HRhc
Not exactly what I wanted, but I'll take it.
Why do I feel like Spike would be one of those kids who relates better to adults than kids his age?
>>29933731
>I talked about something in another thread but I think it deserves its own thread thread.
>>29933731
probably because he spends more time surrounded by adults rather than kids his age and has adapted to understand how the adult world works along with their social cues
>>29933731
Dragon aging.
That's be the answer even if we HADN'T long-since had an episode underlining how bumfuck retarded dragon aging is.
>Cutie mark changed
Is she really OUR Nurse Redheart?
>>29933626
Yes
>>29933626
Maybe
He looked like a talking penis.
>>29933597
I Understood That Reference
>>29933597
Well, he IS a dick.
>>29933597
That's all babe.
Outlined by red, we can see different shots of the castle exterior, proportional to the ponies standing in front. As you can see, it looks like you have a round "trunk" region, and a large castle structure sitting on top of it.
The trunk region doesn't look all that big, at least compared to the size of the ponies. From a first glance, you'd assume that the majority of the floor space will be in the castle structure on top, perhaps with a staircase leading up.
But as soon as we go inside, everything looks a lot bigger. Twilight and Starlight all of a sudden look minuscule compared to the door. We can only assume the perspective of where the ponies are standing on the outside makes them look bigger relative to the actual size of the castle.
But notice something, look at that hallway going off to the side just inside the door. It doesn't make sense, the side wall should not extend that far outward. Compare the location of the two large windows on the outside, and then on the inside. It doesn't seem like the proportions match up properly, especially in reference to where the wall should end.
And where's that staircase going anyway? Does it loop around on top of the front door? What kind of architectural design is that?
The real question is, where is the "throne room" with the circular table. It seems like the ponies run down the front hall to get to it, not towards the stairs so we can only assume that it's on the first level. But that is a rather massive room, how is there room for it?
Look at all the little doors down every hall. Every single one should have a room behind it. How is there space for all those rooms? This tree must be way more massive than it looks on the outside.
And also something strange, in the hallway to the side of the front door there appear to be doors on the front wall of the house. Presumably leading....where? Outside? Are these fake doors or something?
its probably like tardis. more volume inside than the exterior would suggest
Wow, you mean a shitty hamfisted toy insert makes no sense?
What a fucking surprise.
It should look something more like this
Here's a picture of some of the male characters from MLP burning in hell where they belong. I'm sorry if this image is a bit disturbing or "adult" for many viewers, but I ask you to please respect my opinion and the way I choose to express it. I am very sensitive to inappropriate sexuality as well as bullying, to which these characters had it coming and are getting what they deserve. MLP is a GIRL show. There is a large amount of male "fans" of the show, which resulted in the creation of many male character to appeal to them. 90% of the male characters do not belong in the show and some even have sexual feelings towards the female characters, which is expressed in a tame way, but is still present. In my honest opinion, I think that's very disgusting. Far more disgusting than any violent picture could mimic. This picture, at least, isn't intended for CHILDREN of all people!
>>29933222
Fluttercuck and Sugarcuck detected
>>29933222
You are not deserving of so many numbers
>>29933222
Shining looks like a fluffy
Look what my gf got me for my birthday
>>29933208
which one is your gf
>>29933472
Kek
This episode was really nice. Twilight was cute as fuck, Flurry was cute as fuck. The way they interacted with each other was adorable. Especially the way Twilight would press her face up against Flurry's shield and make funny faces. Or Flurry would loll her tongue out like a puppy. Did anyone's heart melt when Twilight did that little bear growl? The love between Twilight and Flurry felt so deep and genuine. Like Twilight really cherishes her. It was very cute. So cute in fact that I almost forgot that I want to fuck the both of them.
>>29933063
i liked it more than i assumed i would. i was impressed they managed to shape a personality for flurry heart already. one that i liked, at that.
>>29933063
I'm happy to admit that I was expecting a shitty rehash of Baby Cakes filled with cringe humor, but the episode was adorable. I mean, not that it will be in my list of favorite episodes, but I enjoyed it.
>>29933063
>>29933069
>>29933220
Fuck off shill. Episode was a fucking chore. Yet another faggots who think Applejack Day off tier episodes are "comfy". Just fuck off to EQD comment section you fucking turds.
Agree or disagree?
>>29932879
Fuck off, Jerry Peet.
>>29932921
fuck off shill
>>29932921
>>29932936
Fuck off, fuck off posters.