Ponies Aroused by Anon's Physique thread
>Welcome Back /fit/ Edition
ITT: Anon's human body is a huge turn-on for ponies. Why? The reasons vary. Sometimes there isn't one. Either way, shenanigans ensue.
Resident Writefags:
Diskotek: http://pastebin.com/ur4SSynm
MM:http://pastebin.com/u/thegeman
RiggyRag: http://pastebin.com/u/RiggyRag
Diatomic-ge's: http://pastebin.com/JKF7sPjc
Ladesko: http://pastebin.com/u/ladesko
IguessI'llstoplurkingandtrywritingsomegreen: http://pastebin.com/u/IGISLAWSG
Doinpexter's: http://pastebin.com/u/DOINPEXTER
butts: No known pastebin
Rojo: http://pastebin.com/sD6rU4JE
Eppy: http://pastebin.com/u/Eppy
The Oni: http://pastebin.com/u/The_Oni
Sleepy Bastrd: http://pastebin.com/HSwQumvK (?)
CAMP_OMEGA_CAMPER: http://pastebin.com/0Ds5cXJM (?)
>>29892600
>/fit/ anon
Ohhh yess
dumping what i have saved inc ase some based writefag gains some inspiration to make something new
>>29892600
Its been ages since ive last seen this thread
>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
>"You are just a human after all."
>"Nobody expects anything out of you."
>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."
Live:
"Obsession" by Sea Urchin http://pastebin.com/5ECNnjxF (embed)
"Magicless Anon" by HK-47 http://pastebin.com/GGMNC8h7 (embed)
"Magicless Anon's Adventures" by Bits https://pastebin.com/X5YrqfvR (embed)
Dead:
"Magicless Anon" by MSG http://pastebin.com/VbAKPiVJ (embed)
"ArtifactAnon" by Anonymous http://pastebin.com/RCnBBA90 (embed)
"Anon's horn problem" by Anonymous http://pastebin.com/pwaq7a3L (embed)
"Anon's Bizarre Adventures" by Ritefrend http://pastebin.com/Fsm9pvU2 (embed) Forgot something there fella
previous thread:
>>29832959
>inb4 gb2 AiE
>>29879655
Why have a ton of inactive generals instead of 1 active general.
You wouldn't have to worry about bumping 50 times, fucking pisses me off.
Last dykeshit thread only archived because I was gone all day.
>>29830016
>>29830037
>>29830045
Previous thread: >>29728676
Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.
Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP
Fimfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/204505/human-eqg-fingerbang
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>FAQ
>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?
The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history.
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Whoa, how the fuck did the last thread die? We had so many updates.
>>29829569
I don't know. I put up the wrestling stuff and went to the casino.
>>29829569
Likely Saturday night/Sunday morning being slow. But if that's the case, then there's a high chance that no one will be around here until late in the morning. But it's too late to delete the post then wait until morning now anyway.
Either way, there's still at least three people posting stuff, and the previous thread did see an improvement, up until tonight when there weren't any people around to bump it. But I'm not fooled by that, I saw how much better the thread did than the one before it. I'm honestly surprised that it archived.
>>29829726
I was just getting ready to reply to your post when I found the last thread was archived.Was gonna say something about the Sunset x SciTwi ship in relation to one of the matches coming up, but then realized that the one in the wrestling ring kinda looks more like Equestrian Twilight instead of Sci-Twi.
Looking forward to the finals, though.
Anyway, if this archives by the time I get back, I'll just make it again in the late morning when there are more people online. And if it's still here when I get back, then... neato, we made it.In case there's anyone out there who hasn't noticed by now, I'm constantly in a "fuck it, here goes nothing" mood.
Previous Thread: >>29698360
Pony Horror Thread #1: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29607617
Pony Horror Thread #2: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29698360
Previous stories:
By Waxworks:
Vile Tipple tells a story: https://pastebin.com/Rg7kPyuq
The Phantom of Octavia: https://pastebin.com/tX9Vdt5a / Ambient mix by Anon: http://horror.ambient-mixer.com/the-phantom-of-octavia
The Hayseed's Craft [WIP]: https://pastebin.com/HFgs0GJM / Ambient mix by Anon: http://horror.ambient-mixer.com/the-hayseed-s-craft
In All Corners: https://pastebin.com/KCweUpDg
Nightmare on Stirrup Street: https://pastebin.com/cYCvXPXB / OP's pic by Plonely
Unscheduled stop on the Friendship Express: https://pastebin.com/XMGF9vQB /
By Mshakezilla:
Madness of the Old Gods [WIP]: https://pastebin.com/x87MRzsH
By LukeDaDuke:
Ocean of Sand [WIP]: https://pastebin.com/rf5LkTV0
Short stories by Pone:
I like Trees: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29607617/#29626807
Mutant Pie: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29607617/#29626856
Anonymous stories:
Hotline Ponyville: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29607617/#29639296
Twilight in Apocrypha: https://pastebin.com/KqQusb6C
Soundtrack by Radiarc:
Forgotten [EP]: https://radiarc.bandcamp.com/album/forgotten-ep
Mistaken (Album): https://radiarc.bandcamp.com/album/mistaken-album
>>29804314
>>29803527
Glad you both liked it. I was worried it was a bit too convoluted and confusing. I do hope the ending made sense. But all in all, yes and no. Octavia did and did not get a happy ending. Depends how you look at it.That's what makes it horrifying.
>>29805239
With the help of her robot friends edition.
Previous thread - >>29665395
Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
Though the picture is just kind of a throw away goof, there's a lot of green and art about Nightmare making a friend or two during her imprisonment. If it could have actually happened, what would that have meant for Luna?
Does the banishment end? Does it change Nightmare Moon at all? Or is the idea too flawed/in conflict with what little canon there is about the matter to really even be discussed?
I'd give her something to suck on if you catch my drift
Oh my god...
>>29948723
I'd give a lollipop to suck on, then another one, and another one, and more until she was fat. Cus that's my fetish.
Degeneracy.
>>29948774
please kill yourself
What was his endgame anyway? How much did/does he know about the elements and Twilight's destiny?
>>29948597
I still believe he fucked up something and ended up becoming Discord. Besides, Q's voice is perfect for Starswirl.
>>29948597
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/1/5/1060002__explicit_artist-colon-smolder_spike_star+swirl+the+bearded_anal_anal+orgasm_balls_clothed+sex_clothes_crack+shipping_cum_cumming_gay_horsecock.jpg
>>29948597
Nigga he's not even alive on the show, whatever endgame he had has no importance now and he probably knew nothing about Twilight since he most likely died before she was born
>Lol but the show is better now that Faust left.
>Discord is a good character
>Mike Vogel is /ourguy/
>I want Moondancer to be my neet wife
>Why was Twi so insensitive in Amending Faces? Why didn't Twilight kiss my autistic retarded hateable waifu's ass even more?
>Anonymous in Equestria is kino material.
>50 requests per 1 drawfag.
>>29948512
Rarities life in the cuckquean shed is getting harder huh?
>>29948512
Oh and 1 more:
>Not wanting to lick that dark, thick, smelly, repulsive, disgusting, feral horse vagina.
>Are you even a horsefff/true zoophillic brony?
>>29948512
>Discord is a good character
Literally the only people who think Discord is a bad character are the autists who thought he was going to be LE JOKER or LE LYNCH or some other DARK EBIN EDGY CHAOS GOD XDDD. No one is to blame for your fantasies not coming true.
>People enjoying anything past season 1 and still deeming it as the start of the creator-driven era.
I don't even recognize you anymore.
>>29948462
>p-please pay attention to me, daddy
>I posted it again for you
>>29948471
Uhh anon you know you can just not reply, right?
>>29948462
>tries to shit on things past S1
>posts fanart of a S2 episode
Did you even try?
What would you be willing to do for an entire day with your favourite pony?
>>29948223
>Flutterfag says yes
>"Oh, Anon, i-it'd really make me happy if y-you could maybe.."
>Spends entire day in his favorite poniie's cuck shed she built for him
>>29948223
Achieve something
>>29948233
Ha!
Guys I'm scared by how well this syncs up
>being a former/suppressed alicorn would explain Starlight's scary magical aptitude
>being sent to the past as a baby would explain Starlight's natural affinity for TIME magic, specifically
>episodes 2 & 3 this season establish that both Starlight's & Flurry's magic is affected by high-strung emotional state
>Flurry's problems making friends vs Starlight's resentment over not making friends (the one she DID make being FLURRY'S NANNY)
>Twilight symbolic significance, being the one who could made both of them calm down & open up
>this fucking Tweet I blundered into yesterday that doesn't make sense otherwisepresuming it's not fake & she wasn't joking
FFS I thought it was funny at first but two of those came to me on the spot as I was typing.
Help.
>>29948081
>same colors
Colorblind people shouldn't be saying what is and is not the same color
>>29948081
stop shitting up the show with your shitty opinions
this flurry arc would be one of the best things to ever happen to the show (therefore it won't happen)
writers arent even smart enough to write characters that have been in the show for 6 seasons let alone plan an amazing character arc like this
>>29948081
>that tweet
THE EVIL SHALL BE UNDONE
SHE SHALL RETURN
Hey there, /mlp/
I am not a brony, I do not show particular interest for the show, either.
However! I am interested in the community surrounding it!
I've got some questions for you guys, and I'd hope to see some answers.
1) What do you think attracts the show to an audience above the age of the show's original intended audience?
2) What do you think attracted you to the community/the show?
3) Describe a brony for me
>I've never been this nice on this site
>>29947925
>1) What do you think attracts the show to an audience above the age of the show's original intended audience?
Ponies.
>2) What do you think attracted you to the community/the show?
Ponies.
>3) Describe a brony for me
Not a pony.
>>29947925
I remember when we used to have a sticky plainly stating these threads were bannable.
Fuck off, retard.
>>29947925
1) No idea, don't care
2) The ponies are cute, it just happened
3) Never met one
>MLP Movie announced in Oct 2014
>New MLP Map released in Oct 2015
>Top-right corner treated as mysterious
>"But it's just snow, sea & sky... Boring!"
>Movie details leaked in the past 12 months
>Storm King, Seaponies & Airships confirmedDeepest.
>>29947864
Nyx confirmed?
>>29947864
Map shit is north.
Storm Kingdom is south.
nice try
>>29947867
I... what?
Big swingy apples
>>29947340
More like Melonjack amirite?
>>29947340
Quality thread
t. my dick
Love for best main grill.