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>>29942561
Bronies are faggots.
We're autistic.

>>29942561
horsepussy

>>29942561
We hate the show and we dont watch it

>>29942227
She better not have a ravenous cock

>>29942238
She better not force me to suck her big juicy shlong.

>>29942227
At least OP is consistent is his faggotry.

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>>29941609
considering russians has the most cloppers I can imagine it is hard for them :^)

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Bronies – are men who associate themselves with colorful ponies from the cartoons for three-years-old girls. They name themselves after these ponies, dress themselves like ponies and want to escape to the imaginary pony-world. There are several millions of brony-people in the world. This film is a collective portrait of the subculture which surprisingly exists in the severe post-soviet reality.

>>29941629
>There are several millions
Ahhahahaaha fuck no. You entitled lying power-tripping little shit.

>>29941391
reminder to also filter 'large', 'medium', and 'maxresdefault'

>>29941391
Unicorn's only have like five powers tops according to that trixie episode, and those powers are based on their occupation. Plus the equestrian military in general is pretty retarded.
I'm gonna say they'd get butt fucked by russia, france hell even north korea Probally.
They lack discipline and any real will power.

>>29941396
Reminder to make fun of fags like this poster.
He's a virgin and will never touch a vagina. This is because he hates fun.

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>>29941174
I have no problem at all with the fact that they were reformed. I just think that it was a bit rushed, like everything Haber writes.

But I think that the transformation was absolutely stupid and pointless. Thorax already proved that a changeling that looks like a changeling can be good, backpedaling and pretending that good changelings actually look different from bad changelings sends an awful message. Judge people by their appearance, kids, if they're good they will look like good people.

>>29941174
I liked them as they were
I don't like them as they look now
What's hard to understand?

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>>29941174
I loved it, and the teasers we've been getting so far hint at some changeling focused episodes that deal with their new society. That will be really cool.

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>>29940196
Seems like the perfect general to post your favorite Cain art.

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>>29940207
Speaking of Cainart was I the only one who liked the first dreadnought better then the second one?

It seems that people are rarely happy with the design for pony dreads though. the highest rated image of a dreadnought on derpiborru only has a score of 84 (a few higher rated images do not have the dread as the focus) I think everybody just has their own idea of what a pony dread should look like and anything that does not match that is no good to them.

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>>29938696
Am I allowed to submit a different version of a song? I remixed "To Where and Back Again" so the vocals and harmonies were mixed better. And threw in some reverb, I wish I would have done this beforehand, but oh well.

http://www.mediafire.com/file/kjcdqmbmx7eco7p/to_where_and_back_again_reverb.wav

Need to get back to work

Also, here's some bits from "Mountain Music" by Alabama I tried to do. A quickie. http://www.mediafire.com/file/hqqhps6ccgvt3ay/mountain+music+sampler.wav

>>29939451
the main focus is making original content.
but yeah, that works only if you redo all the instrumental because of copyright

>>29939850
Oh, I just did that as a bump. I don't plan on doing anything with that.

Previously: https://pastebin.com/5vW1F0UP
Continued from line 621:

>You sullenly poke your food with your spoon, not really feeling like eating right now.
>It's not that the porridge turned out bad, it's quite good actually, it's just that the task that's lying ahead of you seems anything but pleasant.

>You're sitting at the dinner table together with Twilight, who's casting you the occasional nervous glance, and Derpy, who's just happily chowing down on her food, completely oblivious to what's going on with Twilight and you.

>After Twilight had told you about what she found when she went looking for Hoofington the two of you had decided you'd talk with Derpy about it over dinner.
>In retrospect you maybe should have been more specific in your planning because right now you're just awkwardly sitting at the table, unsure of how to start the conversation.

>Eventually your patience runs thin.

"Derpy", you begin just as she's about to get herself another serving, "about Mr. Hoofington-"

>"Did you find him?", Derpy cuts you off, looking at you hopefully.

>You're almost paralyzed by her gaze, unable to get out a coherent response.
>When after a few seconds you haven't answered Twilight takes over:

>"No, we didn't find him", she says hesitantly.

>You can clearly see the how the small sparkle in Derpy's eyes vanishes as her hope turn into disappointment.
>In your time in Equestria you've found that ponies are very expressive with their emotions and it seems to be true for Derpy especially so.

>"I asked around a little", Twilight continues, "and apparently Mr. Hoofington has left Ponyville."
>"One of the ponies working at the train station remembered seeing him board the Canterlot Express."

>"When will he come back?", Derpy asks, expectantly looking at Twilight and you.

"Derpy", you say with unease, "I don't think Mr. Hoofington will come back from Canterlot."

>>29936782
>For a moment Derpy just stares at you blankly, unable to comprehend what you just said.

>"He won't...?"
>"But..."

>Small tears start leaking from Derpy's eyes as her face contorts with grief.

>"Why is everypony leaving me alone?"

>More tears flow from Derpy's eyes and even though she's not crying as hysterically as she did before, you can't help but feel like being abandoned by Hoofington has hurt her very deeply.

>"Derpy", you ask carefully, "Did you like Mr. Hoofington?"

>Only after you said it you notice how you unconsciously used past tense there.

>"Yes", Derpy answers, though her voice sounds a little shaky.

>You don't think she's lying to you, but so far this looks like Stockholm Syndrome to you.
>It's probably a good idea to get more information.

"Can you tell us more about why you like him?", you say in what you hope to be a soothing voice.

>"He always-" Derpy begins before her voice cracks, "He always says that he trusts me and that I'm a big pony and that I don't need help from anypony else."

>You feel the corner of your mouth twitch a little.
>Considering the context of him being Derpy's caretaker that doesn't actually seem kind to you.

>"But isn't he a totally mean pony?", Twilight blurts out, making you cringe internally.

>God dammit Twilight, can't you be a little more careful with your wording?

>"No he's not", Derpy protests, "Because when he's being mean to me it's not his fault."

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I didn't get quite as far as I had hoped, but I did promise more Derp Horse so here you go.

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>>29934280
no, stop ruining everything i love

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>>29934280
>Treehouse
Time to blame Canada.

>>29934286
It was already ruyined since they continued after twilicorn instead of making a new show with the same art style.

An example response for would look like this:

1 2x03 Lesson Zero
2 2x04 Luna Eclipsed
3 5x12 Amending Fences
4 5x18 Crusaders of the Lost Mark
5 6x08 A Hearth's Warming Tail
6 1x23 The Cutie Mark Chronicles
7 4x12 Pinkie Pride
8 2x09 Sweet and Elite
9 2x18 A Friend in Deed
10 6x26 To Where and Back Again Pt. 2
11 6x25 To Where and Back Again Pt. 1
12 1x11 Winter Wrap Up
13 1x26 The Best Night Ever
14 6x06 No Second Prances
15 6x21 Every Little Thing She Does
16 6x24 Top Bolt
17 1x14 Suited for Success
18 6x19 The Fault in Our Cutie Marks
19 2x11 Hearth's Warming Eve
20 2x02 The Return of Harmony - Part 2
21 2x01 The Return of Harmony - Part 1
22 2x26 A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2
23 4x26 Twilight's Kingdom - Part 2
24 4x25 Twilight's Kingdom - Part 1
25 4x21 Testing Testing 1, 2, 3
26 5x26 The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
27 5x25 The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
28 1x08 Look Before You Sleep
29 4x14 Filli Vanilli
30 1x25 Party of One
31 5x24 The Mane Attraction
32 5x02 The Cutie Map - Part 2
33 5x01 The Cutie Map - Part 1
34 5x14 Canterlot Boutique
35 5x13 Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?
36 2x14 The Last Roundup
37 5x08 The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone
38 5x21 Scare Master
39 1x15 Feeling Pinkie Keen
40 2x05 Sisterhooves Social
41 2x23 Ponyville Confidential
42 5x16 Made in Manehattan
43 6x09 The Saddle Row Review
44 6x13 Stranger Than Fan Fiction
45 6x12 Spice Up Your Life
46 4x18 Maud Pie
47 2x15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
48 1x09 Bridle Gossip
49 1x06 Boast Busters

>>29929667
50 4x02 Princess Twilight Sparkle - Part 2
51 4x08 Rarity Takes Manehattan
52 4x01 Princess Twilight Sparkle - Part 1
53 1x10 Swarm of the Century
54 5x20 Hearthbreakers
55 1x07 Dragonshy
56 1x16 Sonic Rainboom
57 6x05 Gauntlet of Fire
58 3x06 Sleepless in Ponyville
59 3x05 Magic Duel
60 3x13 Magical Mystery Cure
61 5x03 Castle Sweet Castle
62 2x10 Secret of My Excess
63 6x07 Newbie Dash
64 1x20 Green Isn't Your Colour
65 2x19 Putting Your Hoof Down
66 4x09 Pinkie Apple Pie
67 2x22 Hurricane Fluttershy
68 6x22 P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View)
69 5x07 Make New Friends but Keep Discord
70 2x07 May the Best Pet Win!
71 1x17 Stare Master
72 6x02 The Crystalling Pt. 2
73 6x01 The Crystalling Pt. 1
74 5x15 Rarity Investigates!
75 2x25 A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1
76 6x16 The Times They Are a Changeling
77 6x03 The Gift of the Maud Pie
78 6x18 Buckball Season
79 3x04 One Bad Apple
80 1x19 A Dog and Pony Show
81 4x03 Castle Mane-ia
82 4x19 For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils
83 2x16 Read It and Weep
84 4x11 Three's a Crowd
85 3x02 The Crystal Empire - Part 2
86 3x01 The Crystal Empire - Part 1
87 5x05 Tanks for the Memories
88 1x13 Fall Weather Friends
89 4x06 Power Ponies
90 3x07 Wonderbolts Academy
91 1x22 A Bird in the Hoof
92 1x05 Griffon the Brush-Off
93 4x04 Daring Don't
94 5x09 Slice of Life
95 6x11 Flutter Brutter
96 3x11 Just For Sidekicks
97 1x02 Friendship is Magic - Part 2
98 1x01 Friendship is Magic - Part 1

>>29929673
99 3x10 Keep Calm and Flutter On
100 5x11 Party Pooped
101 5x22 What About Discord?
102 2x20 It's About Time
103 4x20 Leap of Faith
104 2x24 MMMystery on the Friendship Express
105 2x21 Dragon Quest
106 4x07 Bats!
107 6x20 Viva Las Pegasus
108 3x08 Apple Family Reunion
109 4x10 Rainbow Falls
110 3x12 Games Ponies Play
111 2x12 Family Appreciation Day
112 4x15 Twilight Time
113 2x06 The Cutie Pox
114 2x13 Baby Cakes
115 5x19 The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
116 1x03 The Ticket Master
117 4x22 Trade Ya!
118 6x04 On Your Marks
119 1x04 Applebuck Season
120 4x23 Inspiration Manifestation
121 1x21 Over a Barrel
122 4x16 It Ain't Easy Being Breezies
123 3x03 Too Many Pinkie Pies
124 5x04 Bloom & Gloom
125 1x18 The Show Stoppers
126 4x05 Flight to the Finish
127 2x17 Hearts and Hooves Day
128 5x06 Appleoosa's Most Wanted
129 1x12 Call of the Cutie
130 5x23 The Hooffields and McColts
131 4x24 Equestria Games
132 6x23 Where the Apple Lies
133 6x17 Dungeons & Discords
134 4x17 Somepony to Watch Over Me
135 6x15 28 Pranks Later
136 6x14 The Cart Before the Ponies
137 5x17 Brotherhooves Social
138 1x24 Owl's Well That Ends Well
139 4x13 Simple Ways
140 2x08 The Mysterious Mare Do Well
141 Mx01 Rainbow Rocks
142 6x10 Applejack's "Day" Off
143 Mx02 Friendship Games
144 5x10 Princess Spike
145 Mx03 Legend of Everfree
146 Mx00 Equestria Girls
147 3x09 Spike at Your Service

2) 25 M
3) 9/20/11
4) 8
5) 8

>>29919779
Uh.
>rape?

Now she's mad she has to remember useless words.

>>29919779
>only one student
Where are the others?

>Implying all mares don't secretly crave the BMC

>>29913461
>Implying I would mind her dating other stallions

I have fingers. Can do things stallions can't.

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check out the new predators that'll show up in story mode

>>29906316
Fuck off and go to >>>/trash/.

>>29905697
What the fuck is this thread name. Kill yourself.

Because I accidentally posted after we hit the bump limit:
>You’re Lexi, apparently, and you’ve started to calm down for the most part.
>All day you’ve been freaking out, your mind racing with bullshit about your identity and the like.
>But now things are starting to settle down, at least for the time being.
>There’s not much you can /do/ currently, so you kind of stopped actively worrying about it.
>Sure, the worries are there, but focusing on them isn’t going to do anything but stress you out right now.
>So once you finished your meal, you went back into your bedroom and lied down.
>It’s the messiest room in the house by a good margin, your windows have been covered in thick sheets just like the ones that litter your unmade bed.
>Feels like home, that’s one constant about this whole thing.
>It /feels/ similar.
>In all honesty it is pretty similar, save for some very big differences.
>Curious, you lift your mattress up a little, testing these similarities.
>Sure enough, you see the small hole you cut into the bed.
>A sort of secret stash if you will.
>Freely flaunting human “artifacts” only leads to questions, so you stashed your phone and some other choice things in here.
>You pull out something from the hole, magic saving you the hassle of wrestling your hoof into a hole it sure as hell won’t fit.
>No phone, instead what you pulled out was…
>A tooth?
>Looks sharp, kind of like a fang.
>Cringing slightly, you slide it right back in.
>Pulling out something else, you find… a small bottle with a dark red liquid in it.
>You don’t want to deal with this shit right now.
>With a sigh you slide your weird bottle of… something back in as well.
>Probably best to not look in there anymore right now.

>>29905747
>Before you even manage to lie down to take a nap, you hear a knocking on your door.
>Sound carries /too/ well in this damn place.
>Once you’ve noted to look into proper soundproofing, you begrudgingly make your way to the door.
>Odds are you can just tell whoever it is you’re under the weather and shoo them away.
>You open the door, mentally swearing when you see who’s waiting outside.
>A stallion, a good several inches taller than you, with cobalt colored fur.
>Not just cobalt blue, that’s reserved for his mane and tail.
>His actual coat is the gray color that the actual element Cobalt is.
>Fucking Cobalt, the one color you /didn’t/ want to see right now.
>Because that stallion Lexi has been seeing is named Cobalt Tint.
>Why these horses insist on the most on the nose names, you have no clue, it’s always been something that felt weird to you.
>”Hey Lex, I heard you’re not feeling too well.”
“Hey Cobalt, yeah, not feeling too hot. Now’s really not a good time fo-”
>He cuts you off, nuzzling you softly.
>You hate how it makes you shudder.
>How soft and warm it is…
>Focus!
>You pull back slightly, chuckling awkwardly before going into a fake cough.
“I really think I should be alone right now, you don’t want to catch this after all…”
>”I suppose. But if you need me, you know where to find me.”
>Holding back a sigh, you nod.
>”When you feel better we can get back to planning on moving in together, I know how excited you are about it.”
>What?
“Um… y-yeah! Now just uh… I need to… use the bathroom!”
>You quickly shut the door, breathing heavily.
>Moving in?
>Things are moving /too/ fast right now.
>Why the fuck is he moving in?
>And more importantly, how can you prevent it from happening?

>>29897809
PK love! <3

If Emerald got his favorite thing in the world as a PSI ability name, it would be PK FUCKIN'

That's probably one of the things I named PK [blank] way back when. Good times.

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>>29897809

Emerald asks what the mare's cutiemark is.

"The chemical structure for aldehyde!" Hydey says happily, "I knew from a pretty young age that I liked alchemy a lot. Kind of made me a weirdo among my friends... Especially since I'm a unicorn and I can just cast a lot of the spells I make potions for!"

Hydey laughs nervously at this, and Emerald gives a sort of sheepish smile.

"I got new friends now. Better friends who are interested in the same thing as me! Plus I work under someone as impressive as Olam. Haha..." Hydey says. It almost seems to Emerald that she is actually asking him, but maybe he is just imagining it.

What does Emerald do?