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>>95101140
>Peter....Without Sony...I would never...have existed.

>>95101140
>Peter... This is going to sound a little weird, but I need you to hear me out, okay? This is your Uncle Ben's... Dying wish... Peter, this is true... This is a real thing that I read about in the downtime between masturbation sessions... I remember because the mind is sharpened into a state of razor sharp focus and retention just after edging yourself to orgasm... People shit their pants when they die, Peter... You like science, right? They void their bowels, Pete... You have to do this for me... I ate, like, five crunchwraps from Taco Bell before I came here... One of them fell on the floor and I just got down on all fours like a dog... It was phenomenal, Pete... But I've been holding on to a monster dump all day and... And I can sense that the moment I die I'm going to drop a load more devastating than the bomb I personally dumped on Hiroshima... Sometimes whenever I'm giving it to a Japanese escort because your Aunt May's vagina won't lubricate itself... I see the faces of every man, woman and child I executed that day... And you know what happens? I cum like a wrecking ball, kid... I can't even explain it to you... I've heard you whacking off to your little MJ friend at night... Your orgasms are adorable, son, but they're just so weak... When I think of Hiroshima while I'm balls deep inside Sayaka-chan... It's like my soul rushes into the tip of my penis and bursts forth in a devastating blast of ectoplasmic euphoria... And I'm not ashamed to admit that sometimes I actively try to think of killing all those Japs... Even when I'm fucking your Aunt May or non-Japanese hookers, it magnifies the pleasure tenfold... Chinks, Negroes... Sometimes Inuits... What I wouldn't give to cum on the supple brown tits of an Eskimo one last time... But I digress... Peter, I need you to take off my pants the very second after I shit them... It's a messy job, but I know you can do it... With great power, comes great responsibility...

What did Raimi mean by this?

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>"Stormtrooper" Norman gained super powers from a gas chamber
>developed a murderous split personality that acted as a Golem on his behalf
>"Goblins" are well known in folklore as greedy, mischievous little monsters remind you of some (((people)))?
W-what the fuck, Raimi?

>>95101107
I actually like Tony's side I mean casualties will happen if kids just pick up the mask and cape just to start punching bad guys but at the same time he executed it terribly.

I was actually team Tony because I thought Cap was being selfish. And boy, did they let me know I picked the wrong side.

>>95101107
Cap, if only because Tony starts shit like cloning Thor and putting people in interdimensional prison with no trial.

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>>95101106
I really like seeing Penny Gadget get kidnapped and tied up. Like, a lot. Way, way more than a should.

I only read Marvel storytimes for the teenage girl heroes, I'd never pay money for their shitty writing.

I have no taste and tend to enjoy pretty much every cartoon I watch.

I also went to see Wonder Woman despite not being a fan of the character.

>>95101089
No dragon = it's shit

>not getting rid of Daneen

still shit

>>95101089
> It also seems like it suffered from Netflix tying it together with the rest of the shows.
The showrunner admitted he never cared or knew about Iron Fist until he saw Daredevil season 1 and wanted to make something Marvel-related with the same level of gritty "realism" (all while completely misunderstanding why Daredevil worked at all). The guy was clearly not interested and it shows.

Wait, I knew Moon Girl was suppose to be smart, but fuck me, smartest person on Earth?

Fucking Moon Girl.

What exactly has Moon Girl done to establish her as the smartest?

Nobody got a clue where I could grab some of these or just an image?

Any good tattoo artist can uppity the rez no problem.

>>95102868
That was kind of what I thought but he seems to think its too blurry and he's the one that inks people for a living so idk.

/co/ posters as a whole.

>>95100861
>single it thicc posters
>posts thicc gem

literally (You)

MY LOVE MAGS AS PER USUAL*KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD* I SEARCHED THE CATALOGUE FOR YOU JUST IN TIME

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>>95100517
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK

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>>95100510
we are 4 issues in and literally nothing has happened

>>95100510
I haven't read it, is it really bad?

Back in my day, you would buy a comic book and characters would interact with each other and things would happen in the story

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What the fuck even is that preston

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>>95068852
The booru:
ccbb.booru.org

>>95068935
yes,im sorry to keep forgetting linking that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hellboy_comics
There you go, spoonfed.

>>95100305
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hellboy_comics
I meant an essential reading list not a list of every book ever published. You think i'm going to read all that, faggot?

>>95100463
that is the essential reading list dummy

> more open to childish things

infantile

fxd

>>95100190
the cut off for Gen X keeps seeming to shift. Sometimes I'm tail end other times I'm out of it. still, by this chart I fit X much more than Y cause I grew up with Atari, Commodore 64, BBS's and all the very early personal computing

and IDK, I think Gen X really like comics and cartoons. it was the first generation of people who lived in an era when there were prominent adult cartoons and comics. I first saw Heavy Metal when I was about 10-12 years old and it made me look at cartoons completely different

>>95100233
>the cut off for Gen X keeps seeming to shift
There is no rock solid time for these things. It's mostly just measured in "shit that happened during their developing years"

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No thanks.

>>95100047
How did they get away with this?

>>95100047
Why isn't anybody interested in Scooby doo?

>Constantly tempted by everything, the villain still resists
>In the end it didn't matter, they somehow still get involved or blamed

>>95099958
>>95099974
I felt so fuckimg bad for harly in that episode.

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>>95099958
Like that time the Juggernaut was just trying to have a drink at a bar and Wolverine sic'd Colossus on him, and Colossus had no idea who he was fighting for the longest time, but Juggernaut knew exactly who Colossus was and beat the shit out of him.

>>95099883
Did Stick have an e-mail account?

>>95099883
>Why didn't Stick just email
He's blind! #debunked

Next question.

>>95099911
>>95099936

The practical response. The secondary one would likely be along the linws of some crotchety old snide remark about not needing some spoiled rich boy's help in matters he knows jack squat about.