>Peter...Richard may be your father but wasn't your daddy...

>>95101140
>Peter....Without Sony...I would never...have existed.

>>95101140
>Peter... This is going to sound a little weird, but I need you to hear me out, okay? This is your Uncle Ben's... Dying wish... Peter, this is true... This is a real thing that I read about in the downtime between masturbation sessions... I remember because the mind is sharpened into a state of razor sharp focus and retention just after edging yourself to orgasm... People shit their pants when they die, Peter... You like science, right? They void their bowels, Pete... You have to do this for me... I ate, like, five crunchwraps from Taco Bell before I came here... One of them fell on the floor and I just got down on all fours like a dog... It was phenomenal, Pete... But I've been holding on to a monster dump all day and... And I can sense that the moment I die I'm going to drop a load more devastating than the bomb I personally dumped on Hiroshima... Sometimes whenever I'm giving it to a Japanese escort because your Aunt May's vagina won't lubricate itself... I see the faces of every man, woman and child I executed that day... And you know what happens? I cum like a wrecking ball, kid... I can't even explain it to you... I've heard you whacking off to your little MJ friend at night... Your orgasms are adorable, son, but they're just so weak... When I think of Hiroshima while I'm balls deep inside Sayaka-chan... It's like my soul rushes into the tip of my penis and bursts forth in a devastating blast of ectoplasmic euphoria... And I'm not ashamed to admit that sometimes I actively try to think of killing all those Japs... Even when I'm fucking your Aunt May or non-Japanese hookers, it magnifies the pleasure tenfold... Chinks, Negroes... Sometimes Inuits... What I wouldn't give to cum on the supple brown tits of an Eskimo one last time... But I digress... Peter, I need you to take off my pants the very second after I shit them... It's a messy job, but I know you can do it... With great power, comes great responsibility...

What did Raimi mean by this?

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>"Stormtrooper" Norman gained super powers from a gas chamber
>developed a murderous split personality that acted as a Golem on his behalf
>"Goblins" are well known in folklore as greedy, mischievous little monsters remind you of some (((people)))?
W-what the fuck, Raimi?

>>95101251
He meant he was gonna cum after he shat.
Not really clear on why.

>Peter...you'll always be weak until you take control. Now you know the truth..Be strong Peter. Avenge Me...AVENGE MEEEEEEEEE

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I love this one

>>95101140
>Just remember Peter.... When you can do the things you do, but you don't, and the bad things happen, then bad things will happen... And they happen to you.....

Tell May to fuck a billionaire....

>>95101140
/tv/ posters need to be purged from this Earth.

>Now this is truly spider-man
what did he mean by this?

>>95101251
Truly a visionary.

>>95102159
i prefer the one where Peter tells he was an italian

>Remember Peter... with white power... comes great responsibility...

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>>95101140
>mfw this is halfway canon thanks to Millar

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>>95101140
I mean, this scene was dramatic enough, I really don't know why Raimi's Director's Cut has Ben pulling Peter into a violent tongue kiss. They even make a point to show his spider-sense warn him of it, but Peter doesn't even try to resist, he just freezes up. It's only when Ben bites his lip enough to draw blood that Peter starts fingering Ben's bullet hole in ardent adolescent passion.

American movies sure got weird after 9/11.