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>>9111385
In the oven 400 for 15-20 min. Depends on thickness

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>>9111391
>In the oven

>>9111385
just a few minutes and lower the heat

>I'm a fat fuck whats some good food to eat?
Less than what you are currently eating. Also vegetables, legumes, whole grains and fruits.

>>9111213
Don't be picky. Otherwise you're doomed. Variety is key since you won't start to crave fatty shit. Also try to take a little bit off of your usual portions, just tiny bit. When you get used to that, take more off. Never eat when you're hangry, so eat on schedule.

Not carbs,(bread, rice, sugar, potatoes) carbs are good for a quick energy boost, so good as a morning or afternoon snack, other than that I avoid them, except for my bby pasta.

I go with whole grain pasta for extra fiber, fiber can help you slow your blood sugar spikes btw, just mix with some good jarred or homemade sauce.

Other than pasta I just make a lot of meat, mainly pork because cheap, and a lot of mushrooms, and I go through a lot of garlic.

Beans are good but I haven't made them much yet, good with chili.

I'm like 125lbs and mainly eat one meal a day, just do that and you'll lose weight desu. I had a fat ex-gf that would always sneak food after her parents went to sleep and she wondered why she was fat. I, on the other hand, did not wonder, she just ate too much, that's how that works

you forgot to press the tactile button

>>9110501
Consider yourself lucky. Soda from those machines is like a Subway sandwich. At subway you're technically getting different cuts of meat and theres a hint of what the meat taste like, but somehow it all taste like turkey.

Theyre just unresponsive.

>>9110369
Alliums are pretty good and versatile.

https://nutritionfacts.org/video/1-anticancer-vegetable/

>>9110369
>prove me wrong.
garlic!

ki·no
ˈkēnō/
noun
noun: kino

a gum obtained from certain tropical trees by tapping, used locally as an astringent in medicine and in tanning.

what. this is like when people started saying mirin and i kept thinking of rice wine.

>>9110153
not bad forv5buksd

he's not skimpy, like the pizzas my jew boss makes me cook

>>9110157
$6, it's the extra better best

You can steam them

Pour some ice water on them before making the patty so they're extra juicy.

Grind your own beef and fry in skillet

>>9109318
Do you overcook stouffer's mac n cheese or lasagna a little bit to have some burnt cheese on the edges?

I think Taco Bell is healthier than BK or MCD
I think Potato Bread is healthier than any other bread
I like Kroger brand orange juice better than Wal-mart Orange juice (Generic)
I like Udon better than Ramen
I don't microwave my cup of noodles. I microwave the water then pour boiling water into the cup.

1. Once every couple of months I force myself to eat a banquet salisbury steak mega meal as a form of penance.
2. I put onions and garlic into nearly everything I cook, to the point that I can't even recognize it anymore.
3.I used to love putting a locally made seasoned salt (pleasoning, out of Lacross WI) on everything but I felt guilt and stopped using it entirely because I told myself no self respecting chef would use seasoned salts.
4. rockstar punched is 10/10 sips
5. I told myself that my fry cook job at a local bar would only be a jumping off point yet i'm still here and still to lazy to apply to a real kitchen

It makes me think that the USA is possibly the most retarded nation on Earth. And I'm including the Slavic countries here.

>>9109244
.t Australia

>>9109244
>>9109238
Most waitstaff are lazy shits that don't deserve more money.

>>9109170
Condoms and a phone charger. Please post the updated pic once your phone is charged. Also if possible please relocate to a location with better reception when you take the pic. Thanks in advance.

>>9109186
oh come on you autistic fuck, at least he's not at 20% or lower like every other screenshot


That being said OP find some easy recipes and prepare to make those (hint: you're gonna need spices)

Cut the honey, cold cuts, and mayo out. Don't buy both ramen and pasta. Pick one and stick to it.
You probably don't need eggs and milk either, unless you plan on making lots of pancakes and other kinds of pastries, in which case I will suggest you to get wheat flour too.
Get some onions, garlic, fresh parsley, tomatoes (fresh, canned, or puréed), rice (preferably brown, although white might be fine if you think you're getting enough fiber in your diet), dried chili powder (or paprika, if you're into that sort of stuff), oregano, bay leaves (for stews, soups, to flavor beans, etc.)
If you really like steak, roast beef and that kind of stuff, get some cumin and coriander powder too.

>>9108423
Pull a leaf, if it plucks easy, it'll be sweet.

>>9108423
Smell it. The unripe/sour ones will barely smell, but good pineapples have a much stronger and sweeter scent.

>>9108456
This sounds like some momscience

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>>9107949
entirely too much. I'm going to have cancer from all the horrible shit i eat. its depressing to think about. hold me bros.

>>9107965
I hold you bro.

Now fix your fucking diet before i break your spine with my bare arms.

>>9107949
I don't eat more than a kilogram of food a week and it's enough because of my beer and vitamin pill intake.

>>9107507
good eats had a good episode on it, check it out

>>9107507
More than you!

the best recipes don't come from pintrest

>>9107328
Come for the pizza, stay because you got killed by niggers.

I like it.

>>9107328
this looks like lasagna or a pie, not like pizza

>>9107292
You get one (You) for trying

That looks like that shit they serve at lunch in france on ice. Forget the name of it. It's like a light rose. Summer wine...

>>9107292
As an alcoholic who has done this before, I wouldn't recommend it, she probably through up everywhere, blacked out, got raped by ahmed and then woke up with the worst hangover you could imagine with no recollection of what happened the previous night.

She will also age like shit. Shame, she is cute

100mls of water is no where near enough for a fish of that size, you should have a 125g tank with adequate filtration MINIMUM.

>>9106897
so you gonna eat its shit 2?

>>9106897
>Scandinavian cooking