that first ingurgitate of the day

>>9107292
You get one (You) for trying

That looks like that shit they serve at lunch in france on ice. Forget the name of it. It's like a light rose. Summer wine...

>>9107292
As an alcoholic who has done this before, I wouldn't recommend it, she probably through up everywhere, blacked out, got raped by ahmed and then woke up with the worst hangover you could imagine with no recollection of what happened the previous night.

She will also age like shit. Shame, she is cute

>>9107660
I'm such a lightweight I don't think I could do that even with a low alcohol content wine and make it until the morning.

also I'd be afraid of getting raped

>>9107678
Good, keep it that way
Alcoholism isn't fun and the withdrawals were beyond fucked.

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>>9107292
White women are trash. White men are where it's at. That's probably a Boone's farm anyway.

>>9107660
That shit is like 15% ABV, so all she did was basically just slam a six pack of shitty beer. If that's enough to make you vomit and blackout you are a wuss.

>>9107806
Fucking literal faggot

>>9108152
>literal

>>9108150
or, as in the case of the webm, a woman.

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>>9107292

So, is this the alcoholic thread?

>>9108319
This is /co/; every thread is an alcoholic thread.

>>9108215
I'm a woman and I take offense to his post. I'll go through a 750 of vodka in a night if I'm up to it.

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>>9107610

Recognised the label

>>9108341
>Hurhur I'm so hard look how much abuse my liver can take

Enjoy the rest of freshman year at college

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respectat.

>the guy with the wall of knives, blowdarts and batarangs is getting more pussy than you

How does it make you feel, /ck/?

>>9107292
Someone is getting laid from her. Probably some anal too.

>>9108528
He's also got a bat with some wire on it... It might just be a friend he's known since he was a kid or a coworker. No guarantee you're tapping that shit if you're just baiting her with booze.

>>9108544
Anal is a meme.

>>9108549
t. not getting anal

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>that first butter of the day

>>9108857
A girl who can deep throat a stick of butter is going to have some super suck skills.

>>9107292
thaankyaaawww

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>>9108857
That looks extremely painful

>>9108937
you're a big guy

>>9109040
4 u

>>9108511
>I'm also a beautiful 400 lbs queen

>>9108150
Well tbf sculling any kind of alcohol is stupid and can lead to blackouts easily because of the amount of alcohol going into the system all at once. I was also judging it by the webm and yes she's a girl so more likely to get more intoxicated off said bottle in webm related thus leading her to potential blackouts which are not fun at all. I was sculling whiskey when I tried this and yes it's stupid i know.

>>9108857
Is this what hitting the wall looks like?

>>9107292
Why is she in a virgin's bedroom?

>>9109733
She's a prostitute and the virgin behind the camera is no longer a virgin.

>>9108505
>Barefoot white zin
Fuck

>>9108857
>Bottle of Barefoot wine in the background

>>9107292
I learned a new word today! Thanks /ck/!

>>9108505
>8.5% abv
lmao

>>9109101
For your mum.

>>9108505
man i thought it was a 40. i was cringing the whole time.