Hey /asp/, can you help me out decipher what's going on in this video?
What's Bret so mad about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxCDDlSw9-A
Who is "Psycho Sid?" I don't remember him.
What's the Undertaker and Shawn Micheals even doing there?
Why is there a broken cage match??
>>2734166
18+
>>2734166
This is the go-home show before Wrestlemania XIII. Bret is pissed because of the entire events of the last year where the fans have begun to turn on him and he felt he had been screwed out of the title at the year before's Wrestlemania when the iron man match was sent into overtime. This was the culmination of a very long slow-burn heel turn for him.
Also GOD DAMNIT that segment was hype as fuck
>>2734207
Sorry I think I was watching WCW at the time.
I remember tuning into WWF and seeing the story of X-Pac teaching the Kane to be more human.
I actually witnessed this disgusting display in person at Survivor Series 2006, as Mickie James won the Women’s Championship from Lita in the latter’s final match. After six years with the company, inspiring a generation with her daredevil athleticism and punk rock style, as well as allowing her private life to be exposed for storyline fodder, Lita was given the worst sendoff in WWE history.
Cryme Tyme came out with a box of her belongings, and auctioned them off to the horny Philly crowd. The “Ho Sale” consisted of her bra, panties (which JBL sniffed), yeast infection treatment, and a vibrator. It felt like a punishment as Lita had given notice just two months after Trish Stratus retired, leaving WWE without its two biggest divas of the decade. The angle would never be duplicated today; the WWE Hall of Famer deserved much, much better.
>>2733964
Who cares, shes in the HOF now so WWE made it up to her
Based Vince putting dumb sluts in their place
>>2733964
Were Lita's titties always that big?
>walked out wwe
>signs to UFC
>tries to get into Mickey Galls head
>gets humiliated
>motivational speech in tears
>mtv
>Cucked by bananas
>gets btfo on mtv
Is punk clown shoes?
I don't think I've ever seen someone go from pretty much universally liked a joke as fast as Punk. It's been really funny though.
>>2733853
Next up Phil loses lawsuit to WWE doctor
>>2733853
kek
Why is Gaitch letting this disgusting bitch humiliate the actual talent?
it draws diamonds
Hunter has yellow fever
>Why is Gaitch letting this disgusting bitch humiliate the actual talent?
Because Steph is Vince's daughter, c'mon OP.
*Blocks your path*
*cuts the same promo*
*has a bad match*
>>2733742
This isn't an Asuka thread
>>2733736
The company has no idea which direction they want to go. No build and then they put the belt on a certified jobber. Sami Zayn puts on great matches every night and they still job him, yet he would be a better drawing champion despite his ties to terror organizations.
>mfw I have the Network for free via the 3 month free trial
>mfw completely and totally missed Extreme Rules on Sunday because I forgot about it until just now
>mfw Raw sucks ass
What a joke of a show.
>>2733696
Yeah kinda.
Was pretty good this week tho. First time in forever its been better than Smack.
>>2733696
That's fine. MitB will be better.
>>2733696
>3 month free trial
how did i miss out on this? i only got 1 month free. FUCK
>
Money in the Bank is a cursed PPV.
>>2733629
Thanks doc!
ITT: wrestlers you hope suffer a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury
You for making this fucking thread everyday.
>>2733371
Oh wait...
Tell me /asp/. What is every single person in this picture thinking
holy fucking yum
>>2733243
is that bob holly in the back?
>>2733252
That is correct
>has no respect for the business
>hates wrestling
>did it to further her future acting career
>is that acting career porn?
I fucking hope so, damn.
>>2733241
She has to make money somehow and her WWE """career""" is pretty much over.
It will be all she is good for. She is a waste of space on this planet otherwise.
Now I will speak to MY people, in MY language of Punjabi.
Derka derka mohammed jihad bakallah Haka sherpa-sherpa lalabahjah Maharaja!
I actually wonder if he can speak fluent Punjabi. I can't help but feel Pajeets are laughing at him mispronouncing words he's been told to memorise.
Ya see Paul, the fact of the matter is that when the dust settles you were never an A player. The thing is, ya see, you were always second fiddle. Sure you come out here night after night; week in week out, year after year, and work your add off. At the end of the night, when the dust clears you aren't whats vest for business. The fact of the matter is, you are always number two. Second to Shawn. Second to Steve. Second to Dwayne and and to Mark. Second to Kurt, he'll second to John. You were never the guy Paul. And you see at the end of the day, the facts are simple. The fact of the matter is, you will only be remembered for marrying the boss's daughter.
>>2733207
He literally repeats everything he just said in English to his people.
Would you?
>>2733176
WWE deserves its fanbase
>2/10 feet
Absolutely not
She looks like Tim Heidecker's autistic trans niece
Came here after 2 weeks of absence. How come this place is super dead? At first, I thought deancuck/carter was range banned but his shitty Jimmy Ocean threads are still there. Have people just given up?
>>2733112
Not everything is deancuck dipshit
something new gets forced every week
WWE is dying. People are losing interest fast. There's nothing worth posting about. This is the future.
Why Naomi come off so forced when she tries to sound black?
Cause she has uso's dick in her mouth
She's actually civilised and has shed most of her baser nigger behaviours
she's written by nerdy white men
>"Randy, you thought you could please these people by putting the Singhs out of action earlier tonight. You thought that you could play the numbers game for this six man tag. You thought nobody on this show would want to join me tonight -
and you're right. There is nobody on this Smackdown roster brave enough to join the modern day MAHARAJAH to face you and those two jabronis standing behind you. But you see here, Randy - there are some bonds that can't be destroyed by these 'Superstar Shakeups'. I've never walked alone in my life. And there's no way in hell you'll be taking the WWE Champion on alone tonight. Because..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKfYTy8wHjY
Who would mark?
Would pop
>>2732940