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producer of that show is a footfag so we can finally get some alexa foot goodness

BASED Blissy is about to get an explosion in popularity. She's going to be the champion for the next 5 years.

>Bliss
Nice
>Nia
Fuck yes

The one taking it in the ass by the macho man is always nice.

"trips turns me on" era

Current MILF Steph

>>2739097
this guy looks like Timon from Lion King

>>2739097
Because they're human beings who like to be with men with nice personalities and they get along with well.

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>>2739103
>Because they're human beings who like to be with men with nice personalities and they get along with well.

He would've gotten Godfather's gimmick desu

He was based as fuck in WCW until the knee injury + over-roiding killed his ability.

But even his 1999 re-invention of himself was good.

Would've been a great traditionalist foil to its rebellious faces.

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>>2738805
Macho was around during the Attitude Era. He'd have done just fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYbMo9MH8-U&t

>the brand that DIDN'T have the WOAT segment is a joke

nice try RAWtist

I'm glad pocket sized Lesnar isn't burying based Becky and based Mella. Fuck off

>golden shovel bliss will never harm based lana

most people that call shit gay are just insecure about their own sexuality

>>2737816
Because half of the wrestler look like male strippers and a lot of fans like to watch men grappling each other but women are somehow not supposed to do grapple each other.

>>2737816
it is fucking gay

>>2737531
lol

>>2737531
cringe

>>2737531
based

>>2737312
>He's so butthurt he needs to bother wrestling fans
Top Cuck

Why does /asp/ spam heem? Is someone just framing you guys?

>>2737315
>too autistic to know what the word cuck means
Truly a bright example you are fatty

charlotte

they cant put her and sasha together or itll be the saddest shoot fight ever

>>2737250
Sasha. Charlotte is safe until the next interpromotional match.

>>2737250

Nia is next...might actually win, who knows...

>>2737247
looks like a typical UFC fan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyYWpTlO-2k
do ufc shows have this shit before every event?

roderick strong can cut a better promo than these nerds

Never forget

https://twitter.com/matthardybrand/status/488378135461654528?lang=en

has there ever been a worse champion than ((Blissbergetty))?

>>2737191
>second worst feud of the year

What the fuck was worse than that?

>>2737194
Orton v Wyatt because of the House of Horrors match

>>2737133
Daniel cryan and John C-ena cucked by based big dog

>>2737863
ah there it is, classic /asp/ autism.
by this way of thinking then i have fucked my dad hundreds of times due to the photos i have with him.

>>2737133
cringe

>he thinks zayn likes women
OP....

>>2737119
If he would be gay, he would have whipe or stone himself to death, though...

>>2737119
What could have been if it weren't for the bigoted, racist WWE fans...
>Finn and Zayn
>Tag partners in the ring
>Tag partners in life

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>>2737086
Probably not seeing as you have to perform in front of ... you know, people.

>>2737086
It's not impossible but you'd have to work 100x harder than everybody else on your improv and promo stuff. Plenty of people absolutely suck on the mic and had an ok career.

>>2737099
What if i turned that into my gimmick

good. fuck ugsuka. bliss is the future

>>2736966
>ugsuka
never seen that one before, good one

>>2736956
cringe