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Ruins
All
Wrestlers

>>2740809
Really
Awful
Writing

>>2740814
Righting
All
Wrongs

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>>2740698
I'm just as interested in the pre-show match (which actually starts exactly 24 hours from now) featuring the future champion, my boy, BIG K.

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>>2740698
People should be watching this just to see another Japanese wrestler kill himself in the ring. It's kind of sad.

>>2740698
Anybody have a link to the full card?

>>2740351

>>2740351
holy fucking yum
I love miscegenation now

>face
lol no thanks.

Lil bit.

I don't know what a Lumberjack Deathmatch is, but it better be fucking awesome.

>>2740273
Don't watch anything before the last 3 matches

>>2740266
9/10 levels of hype

>>2739605
Filling the roster with japs won't have the effect he wants it to. WWE already has good wrestlers, but that doesn't equal good wrestling, because WWE doesn't give a shit about wrestling and confines everyone to the "WWE Style".

>>2739605
Why would hiring good wrestlers and having good booking kill the company? You should be thanking based Haitch.

Post more Joshi cuties, especially that super thicc one

>>2739513
Trips and Vince like him because he's tall. That's about it.

muh height

>>2739513
He's basically Reigns, but done right and not pushed to the moon when he isn't ready

Of course not

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>WWE is forced to make Asuka vs Io Shirai headline Wrestlemania for the unification of the belts just so they can say women headlined a Wrestlemania before they go under.
>Three months prior, news broke during the Rumble Match that USA Network refused to renew Raw and Smackdown due to record low ratings that averaged 0.3 and 0.2 per night.
>WWE Stopped the Royal Rumble match 32 minutes in and told the audience to go home.
>Kidani's offer to buy the company for 1,103,338,003.53 JPY was accepted the following week.
>NJPW Banners fly at Wrestlemania and the show is now being brought to you by Bushiroad.
>United States President Donald Trump, Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, and current Emperor of Japan, Akihito are honored guests.
>Kidani had strict orders to not let Roman Reigns into the building.
>Special guest referee: Red Shoes.
>Match ends in 45:21 with Io winning and ending Asuka's 999-0 win streak. Meltzer rates it 5 and 1/2 stars.
>The match is front page news on all media around the world and is hailed an instant classic and match of the year in many publications.
>NJPW Women is created by Kidani and is picked up by FOX to air Monday Nights in a one hour slot drawing record ratings for the channel.
>Womens wrestling enters a boom the likes we have never seen with wrestling dojo opening across the country.
>95% of the roster is Japanese.

Why are jap women actually good at the physical aspect of wrestling?

Is it because it doesn't matter if they are attractive?

>WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA, LIVE FROM VINCE MCMAHON'S BASEMENT

Big Dave working the E Drones with that dry humor.

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Oh Dave. You card, you.

>>2739431
I unironically hope he breaks Jerichos record,

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>>2739431
>shitty rounded rectangle version

The Rock's IC strap is great, like the champion they made it for.

>>2739431
There's no reason a reality show dork should be breaking a record held by the likes of Chris Jericho. Miz is good at having a face you want to punch, while Chris Jericho is arguably the greatest of all time. Miz should be doing PR shit away from the ring and that's it.

Nothing embarrassing about that

Watching RAM

>>2739269
I was trying to cringe myself out when I was younger and kept saying 'lita is really different and special, really sensible, lovely woman' over and over and I didn't know my dad was taking a shit in the bathroom next to my room until it flushed

>>2739201
Never drew a dime is the best
Use that

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>>2739201
bring this sign there

>>2739201
Id rather watch NJPW and never drew a dime are the best

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Monday Night Jericho Best Jericho

>>2739192
Y2goat doesnt have jannettys

His first character when he first returned to WWE (the one that feuded with Orton and JBL) is definitely a Jannetty.

He was first though.....

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>If Taz was actually good

>>2739080
And he makes a damn good job at it

Protecting their gimmick.

Pretty dumb in the long run though because neither of them was andre the giant and even andre sold somewhat.

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>that time Hawk no sold Kane and RVDs chokeslam/frogsplash combo

>>2739074
Because the drugs make them feel no pain?

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I thought they were going for a Lavar Ball angle. They need to introduce some merch.

WWE will never find anything to make these vanilla gorillas interesting.

I knew there would be someone flipping the bird in that picture.