>Howz it goin everybody? Bryan Alvarez and Dave Meltzer here Figure Four Online dot come slash Wrestling Observer dot com...Lots to talk about, today we have the IWGP Champion with us. What's goin on Okada?
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>>2737049
How the fuck can he have this surfer-bro-dude look, but sound like an air raid siren when he talks? He's got the shrillest voice.
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>>2737074
He has one of the greatest annoyed voices I know. I love it, when he buries shit on the show.
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>>2737049
I like their show but they gotta stop interviewing the Japanese guys who can barely speak English. They have a hard time answering the questions and you can barely understand them anyway. So it makes the 1st 15-20 min such a chore to get through.
Why not just do them separately, transcribe them and put them on the site?
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GET' EM
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OP ding-dong diddly served hard
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Heel Usos are great.
>Hey Big E is that your name or your bra size?!
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>>2737033
ITS NOT PARANOIA
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why wwe wrestlers can't proper wrestling?
wwe is boring. and I can't believe wwe fans think wwe is no1 wrestling organization in da world.
NJPW is much hard wrestling and they shows us real pro sports entertainment.
and wwe wrestlers can't fight like this.
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I watch wwe for the womens wrestling because i am a pervert. I like njpw a lot, but id love it if they had some women too.
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>>2737000
NJPW > WWE
http://njpwworld.com/?waad=zFP4BN04&gclid=CJ6-yOuMr9QCFYwDKgodjvQK_g#googtrans(en)
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>>2737000
Nice English. Don't worry, I can speak your native tongue.
CHING CHONG TONG WUE! TONG WUE!!! KON PAY!!!
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These single brand PPVs are getting stale. They are obviously running out of material for them so we get a million shitty rematches and feuds the go on long after they've lost their appeal. How much longer will this shit last?
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>>2736971
You've just explained the Brad extension in a couple sentences. This is what the people asked for Lmfao. You guys are so dumb
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>>2736971
>They are obviously running out of material for them so we get a million shitty rematches and feuds the go on long after they've lost their appeal.
The irony is that people champion the idea of the brand split because it supposedly prevents this. They figure that if the bookers are forced to use less wrestlers they'll be more likely to mix things up. Which sounds logical until you think about it for a few minutes
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Why are injuries so common in this era?
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>Smaller sized manlets
>Constant touring
>Constant flippy shit
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>>2736921
Braun says hi.
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>>2736910
over paced matches with too many high risk spots.
By now Seth does like 4 dives per match and none of them are really sold or mean anything.
Now that the dust has settled what are ya thoughts on Goldberg's return to WWE?
And what do ya rate his championship reign on a scale of 1-10?
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Pointless as shit. 1 outta 10.
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>>2736900
He didn't need the title..
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>>2736900
Loved it. 9 out of 10.
Only thing I hated was smark dickheads turning on him after beating that indie t-shirt wearing fatass and one of the worst Champions of all time. And still shitting on him after he lost title the next night on RAW.
Ive never wanted to work my load into a shoot on a divas face this bad b4
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>>2736844
/inb4 "horse", "horsetty", "horseface"...
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>>2736844
Fuck i'd love to give her the dick
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Sasha would draw millions of dimes if she did porn
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fuck off mandrama this is our board now sub-edition
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Wow nice hostile takeover guys
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The Miz is one of the most respected wrestlers in the WWE locker room today.
AJ Styles says Miz is one tough cat: http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0327/609016/aj-styles-on-if-he-got-heat-for-knocking-out-miz-tooth/
Daniel Bryan admits the Miz is right and awesome: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/09/01/wwes-daniel-bryan-tells-espn-his-televised-fight-with-the-miz-was-real/?utm_term=.3e837126939f
Foley is a Mizfit: https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1235809239782545:0
https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1385044308192370
J.R. thinks that Miz kicks some verbal ass: https://www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/50214
Don Tony & Kevin Castle Show went from saying Miz can't cut promos to Miz owning Daniel Bryan's ass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btH0K5-VjQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH-jA4aXt8c
Triple H says that the Miz is the best on the mic on the current roster: https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/wwe-news-triple-h-praises-the-miz-calls-him-the-best-on-the-mic-in-the-current-roster
Samoa Joe sings high praises of the Miz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dgPbuD-rCY
http://411mania.com/wrestling/samoa-joe-says-a-feud-with-the-miz-would-be-compelling/
Vince Russo thinks Miz is born in the wrong era: http://www.ringsidenews.com/2017/05/08/vince-russos-brand-recap-miz-wrong-era-sheamus-reckless-worker-wwes-double-standard/
Ricochet (Will "...Dive" Ospreay's Rival) thinks the Miz is one of the best things in Pro Wrestling today: https://twitter.com/KingRicochet/status/865695469296537600
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And his the perfect company guy
No ego and perfect PR guy
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>>2736626
Why are you telling us this?
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>>2738066
Its almost 4am and youre posting your trash fuckin kill yourself you weeb neet
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WWE's Aging Audience
>Drop in young viewers is gigantic
>WWE's audience is only 9% teenagers
>Used to be 39%
>House shows now average 3,000
>House shows in 2000 averaged 12,000
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn6u0R-LdF8
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>>2736525
E Drones are leaving in droves. Nice to see that they've wised up
Good for them
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Based. WWE dies when the old fuck audience dies
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>>2736525
I don't think its ever been less cool as it is right now to watch wrestling, so fucking of course no teenager or young person would want to start watching wrestling. It was "cool" during the Attitude Era because edgy kids liked that it was dangerous and vulgar, but now wrestling doesn't even have that going for it.
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How Based is Kota Ibushi? 2017-06-08 01:04:42 Post No.2736053
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> Competes in CWC
> Said fuck you to Paul and Vince and turns down a WWE contract (see how bad the cruiserweight division is with the audience now)
> Top Freelancer who works everywhere
> Wrestles as Tiger Mask W in New Japan
> Wrestled as a Samurai in DDT
> Will be doing voice over work as himself in a future Tiger Mask W episode
> Universally liked by the people he's worked with
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>>2736053
You forgot the most important info
>Kenny Omega's boyfriend
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>>2736053
>cute
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>>2736053
so the tiger mask w vs kota ibushi match is going to happen?!!
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Which do you prefer, are you a dexfag or a strengthfag?
Who wins in a fight?
Which one do you think looks the gayest?
No fence sitting or Inbetweeners allowed
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>>2735722
/tg/ go home
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>>2735722
Kendo does overhead slash.
Fencing does middle thrust which hits before Kendo attack.
Kendo slash lands before Fencing can get out of the way.
They both die.
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>>2735722
Kendo cause fencers can't actually use swords, they just run at the opponent and try to be the first one to score a hit
they're both pretty gay
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Is professional wrestling real or fake?
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both
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>>2735209
Its theater. "Real" and "Fake" don't apply.
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>>2735209
>jontron
>now
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What are some segments in WWE that if were aired today, would result in sjw meltdown?
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>>2733944
I can't think of anything. Jack Swagger was basically the worst Trump voter you can imagine, (I support Trump, don't get your panties in a not) but SJWs didn't really care. I suppose if they went really hard on the sluttiness, racism, and violence (bonus points if girls get attacked) they might get attacked. But those people attack every form of media, even ones that cater to them; WWE seems mostly immune to SJWs, since Smarks will watch anyways.
I hope that Roman beats Brock and then turns into a mega heel and starts doing drugs, beating and raping women, denying the holocaust, calling R Truth a spear chucker, and trying to gas Paul Heyman, and he holds onto the title for 2 years. It would be pure kino, boost the ratings, and make WhatCulture kill themselves.
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Bark like a Dog.
The ones from the Haitch vs Booker T feud thta were vaguely racist.
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>>2733962
You type like a redditor. I'm begging ya to go back fat boy.
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Last night CM Punk got eliminated from an MTV Reality Show Competition called "The Challenge: Champs vs Pros"
He was in an elimination against a gay snowboarder. The contest was a puzzle where they had to slide squares around on a board to get the pieces to make The Challenge Logo. The twist to the puzzle was that they had to put their arms in ice buckets for a minute at a time after a minute of working on the puzzle.
The gay snowboarder completed the puzzle, CM Punk was never close.
I wonder if he realizes now that he was only smart when he was surrounded by WWE meatheads, and that he's only athletic when surrounded by out of shape on the spectrum WWE fans, and that he's only charismatic when he isn't having his face pummeled by a younger, stronger man.
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>>2733657
The Trinity is complete
divorce and suicide imminent
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Here he is bundled up and on the verge of tears from being so cold, while the gay snowboarder was just drinking some coffee to warm up.
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>CM Punk come to his house
>Gay snowboarder is fucking AJ
>B-but you're gay
>Don't label me, dude. It's le current year