Is he the best active wrestler left from wcw?
Nah Scott Steiner
>>2786941
BURUU JASSUTISSU
>>2786941
holy fuck it's true
We all know the brand is stale as fuck, and for a while it seems like watching the show is akin to watching somebody on a bicycle peddling for their fucking life but not actually moving - and you're not sure how they aren't falling over and smashing their cunting face in to the concrete - sometimes it looks like they have some momentum and might begin to push forward but you quickly realise your deeply invested desire is warping your perception and they've stayed in the exact fucking spot. But you can't stop watching because they might actually start moving, or they might just collapse, and you've already wasted so much time expecting something that if you look away and miss it then that makes it all a waste.
So what would you do to get the metaphorical bike moving? Ideas for individual wrasslers, fantasy bookings or rework the entire formula, I don't fucking care, just post something to make this thread more interesting than the current product.
>>2786908
>So what would you do to get the metaphorical bike moving?
only one man can save this company
the ratings maharaja
the dime traveller
the draw artist
vinny ru
WWE and pretty much all of professional wrestling is unfixable. It is what it is.
It's a show with elementary kids as it's target audience.
Can't get into it? That means you're maturing.
Still want to watch wrestling? Watch NJPW.
And the lights dim for the biggest moment ever!
Moments when you absolutely marked the fuck out itt
>>2786886
Seriously there has never been a bigger or better build to a match in wrestling history. Match itself was shit but that build was good damn stupid great. Never again.
Seriously, who else isn't 18 and remembers this glorious shit?
Watching this match, damn Stinger was athletic as fuck. His drop kicks were Okada tier. Remember him jumping from ring to ring against, was it muta or steamboat? Rip American wrestle.
YOU KNOW... THE MORE I COME AROUND HERE
THE MORE QUADS I TEAR
THE MORE I LEARN THAT IN THIS BUSINESS
QUADS ARE NOT DURABLE
>>2786844
Yes I like him. But knowing you also like him makes me want to not like him.
>>2786844
Yes I like him. But knowing you also like him makes me want to not like him.
>genuinely over
Cheered by contrarian smarks who get triggered by the new company golden boy babyface
Sup, /asp/. What's your favorite non-WWE (could be NJPW, ROH, Lucha, TNA, etc.) theme of all time and why is it Adam Cole's "I've got something for you"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPett3tB7Q4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37kM7eU2tmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRCwNAC-XA8
>>2786754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgl0Cnz1flU
A sick theme in general and the lyrics actually are actually a good description of Rosemary's character. The chorus of being "left behind" is blatently a nod to her being the only one left of Decay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcmXoSKBnYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIn0GchsGo8
>>2786647
the entire attitude era
>Invades Smackdown
>Boots Ellsworth
>Takes his bitch back
>Hold the MITB contract hostage on RAW
so his gimmick is being a tall cuck?
>>2786561
Would mark
>implying Based Ellsworth wouldn't No Chin Music Big Cuck back to RAM
To all of you NJPW autists who keep spamming the crowd from yesterday's smackdown, these pics are from a Raw from 2012 in the SAME building.
This isnt new. Dayton always draws poorly
>SEETHING
>>2786536
> E DRONE SEETHING
Name: Chad Thunder
Entrance theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fURYmOkKWjg
>>2786514
wrong theme, here ya go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA
>>2786575
Nah, I like my song
Biggest draws iin the world:
Floyd Mayweather Jr
Conor McGregor
Ronda Rousey
Nate Diaz
Canelo Alvarez
all 5'9 or under.
>>2786397
>oldboy whogivesafuck jr.
>no-one gives a shit since he went to boxing and is gonna get his ass beat
>ha no, beaten in what 18 seconds?
>Nope
>Literally who?
>>2786397
size doesn't matter because they all have one thing in common and that's Charisma
They're in a real sport you fucking idiot. And Brock was ufcs biggest day in its heyday moronic fuck. And boxing is full of manlets like tyson
http://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/wwe-smackdown-live-viewership-for-62017-viewership-increases-for-the-post-money-in-the-bank-show/
>This week’s episode of WWE SmackDown Live did 2,597,000 viewers. This is up from the 2,072,000 viewers the show did last week, which was the lowest of the year. This was the post-Money In The Bank show that featured the return of SmackDown General Manager Daniel Bryan.
>SmackDown Live ranked first in the top 150 shows on cable for the night. This is up from the second ranking the show did last week. Here are the viewership numbers for the show this year:
BIG RATINGS BARON IS SAVING WWE
>>2786394
HEY RATINGS
How's attendance?
>>2786394
Only 400,000 less than the 'A' show. kek, Rawtists on seppuku watch
Man, Styles used to look so THICC, what happened?
>>2786305
Japan
>>2786308
fuck
>>2786305
No, thats Beautiful Bobby Eaton with his entourage The Bingo Brothers. They helped him win all the matches
so couple of months ago they started hinting at changing the IC belt. after Deano and Miz moved down to RAW they stopped mentioning it. Do you guys think they'll do the redesign?
>every WWE belt is just a reskin
i actually like them desu
the current US belt is disgusting
>>2786267
I sure hope not.
Smackdown sold out again guys!!
>>2786211
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>2786211
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>2786211
2019 can't come soon enough, when their whole illusion of being economical solid will pop.