*Triple H music hits*

THE MORE QUADS I TEAR

THE MORE I LEARN THAT IN THIS BUSINESS

QUADS ARE NOT DURABLE

*camera cuts to crowd boo'ing for 4 minutes*

AND THAT TO BE THE MAN

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SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA DO THINGS

THINGS LIKE BE THE MAN

THAT ARE BEST FOR BUSINESS

BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY

THE FACT THAT I HAVE A GREAT TIME

AND QUITE FRANKLY

I AM THE MAN.

I'M JUST THAT.DAMN.GOOD-UHH

BUT HERE'S THE THING

YOU SEE, SETH

DAY IN DAY OUT

I HAVE TO GIVE ALL MY STRENGTH TO ENDURE THE STRAPON STEPH PLUNGES TO MY ASSHOLE

AND PRETEND I DONT FEEL IT THE NEXT DAY

BECAUSE I'M THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN

WOOOOOOOOOO

THE KING OF KINGS

WOOOOOOOOOO

IM THE GAME

AND QUITE FRANKLY

WOOOOOOO

IN THIS BUSINESS

TO BE THE MAN

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2786978
>>2786985
>>2786992
>>2787008
have sex

THERE IS A BIGGER PICTURE IN PLACE

EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY

YOU KNOW, SEFF, SEE IN THIS BUSINESS

TO BE FRANK

ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

I EAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT

I AM

I SEE THE LINE

>>2786884
YOU JUST DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES

BECAUSE I AM THAT. DAMN. GOOD.

I'LL SEE YOUR SKINNY FAT ASS

BUT BEFORE I LEAVE TONIGHT

I JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW

*SPIT WATER*

STEPHANIE MCMAHON GIBBERISH

I WILL PROTECT MY WIFE

BECAUSE I AM A REAL AMERICAN

THE UHH CEREBRAL ASSASSIN UHH KING OF KINGS UHH CONNECTICUT BLUEBLOOD

*lowers mic, smirks and looks around like an imbecile*

THIS CROWD

We need a HHH impersonator to read this thread in his voice as a single promo.

FUCKS JEWS

>>2788098
Dubs should read it all and post on vocaroo.

Anybody else get annoyed that HHH has like 8 different nicknames for himself? I mean, fuck, he's so desperate to be liked and remembered.

>>2788128
More annoying is how he gives every NXT guy 6 nicknames.

IN THIS VERY RING

YOU PEOPLE

>>2788136
like who?

AS A MATTER OF FACT

>NOW THAT I REALLY THINK ABOUT IT

IT SUDDENLY DAWNED ON ME

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BO-LIEVE

>>2788957
THAT FACTS CAN BE FICTION AND THEREFORE BY DISTINCTION I SHOULD PASS THE MIC TO SCOTT STEINER