>Being infinite
What did she mean by thits?
>>2791380
dem titties ain't infinite but the amount of cum I spill over them is.
>>2791380
She's referring to her weight
>>2791392
acquire taste. Her pathetic tiny tits are pleb tier
ITT we try to find ways to get him over by next Wrestlemania season
impossible
he's been trying to get over since the attitude era but it still hasnt happened. the most ridiculous fantasy booking wouldnt change anything
>>2791227
He beats Roman, Seth, Joe, Balor and Wyatt clean and we start Reign of Terror 2.0
>>2791227
Leading an NXT invasion against united heel McMahons would be the only way to get Trips over
hes a muslim
hes cleanly brainwashed her into following his religion
>>2791186
>Rusev
>Muslim
Lolwut?
>>2791186
>gets BTFO on WrestlingForum
>tries the same shit post on /asp/
Hey faggot, I was in your last thread. You're still wrong and an idiot.
Is all indy wrestling this bad?
>matches are for laughs
>crowd is full of smarks trying to get over
>shit camera work
If a wrestler comes out and isn't a fucking comedian or doing 6 flips per minute, the crowd literally checks their phone.
inb4 E drone. WWE is shit too.
>>2791163
You couldn't even wait 12 hours to recycle this thread? Come up with some OC.. Then kill yourself.
>>2791168
looks like we got a triggered little nu-male obese smark snowflake here
I should have made this thread much sooner
>>2788149
I
POSTED
IT
AGAIN
MOM
>needs to use every ounce of ''strength'' to lift a 4'0'' midget and barely pulls it off
Sad!
>>2791084
Obligatory
>>2791088
Bray is on the wall at Cena's gym as having a "super total" (Squat, bench, deadlift, clean&jerk, and snatch) of over 2,000 lbs
>>2791084
You know what's funny? You wouldn't be able to bend over to pick her up
ITT: Moments that did irreparable damage to the wrestling industry. I'll start.
>the first ever what chant
AKA how to kill a title from the get go
inb4 some dickhead posts CM Punk or CM Punk chants.
CM Punk chants
itt jannettys that became the michaels
EARL
FUCKING
HEBNER
You know what you stupid indie fucks, who cares about ratings? who cares about match quality? only stupid fat losers do, you know what really matters? money.
Oh wow Okada vs Omega has 6 stars, so what, Bayley and Alexa probably got paid more and did much less, and he'll I bet they didn't even care about the match because they knew they got paid more than any NJPW fag for doing less, hell look at guys like Karl Anderson, he is a fucking jobber but he gets paid more than Okada and Omega, who gives a shit about these shit stars or about match quality, aslong as you bring money you are good, I'd rather see a successful 1 star match that draws the dimes than see 2 gooks kill another for bus fare.
Plus WWE guys don't give a fuck about wrestling, they don't care about passion, they know this is a shit show but don't care because they are drawing the big dimes even as a fucking jobber and that makes them better then the NJPW gooks.
Got BTFOed so hard yesterday that he made the same thread in the form of a copypasta
Cringe.
>>2790773
>you know what really matters? money.
Why?
Why should how much money a company makes matter to the consumer?
>can of beer OVER
>finger OVER
>sock OVER
>mannequin head OVER
>eyebrow OVER
>prostitution OVER
>mop OVER
Man was there anything in the based AE that wasn't over?
Triple H
>>2790544
Truth
>>2790544
mmm, Velveteen Dream lads
Who?
>>2790488
THE GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vke6BXlBmNc
Did r truth and john morrison have a kid?
Would be a GOAT heel.
>>2790194
Get that ass swerved
Mothafuckas picking RYE YOU in 2017?
>>2790194
CALORIE THIEVING
Cringe.
i dont get how some people here actually like him.
His why and who videos have shown that hes just as bad as the other cuck culture guys
>>2789901
>he pays to post on 4chan
cringe
He's unequivocally the least intelligent of all the WhatCulture "critics"... one step away from backspacing our species with those slaps on his head... it's his most primal form of communication because he is low of intelligence.. i'd love to fight him too
i just bought a WWF era IC strap.
no remorse yet.
>pic related.
>>2789655
what are you going to do with it? feed your senpai...oh wait
>you
>sex
The ugliest IC version.
>>2789655
One of the cheaper ones or one of the $300 or whatever autism ones?
One of the very few wrestlers today who actually know how to work as a classic heel and get massive amounts of heat. Anyone else really impressed by this guy?
Hey what's going on this isn't a meme thread, delete this right now.
This gimmick worked me for about a month, but then I realized that I was being work. 10/10 gimmick would boo again.
>>2789350
>he thinks go-away heat is a good thing
>Lets go over the facts:
>Mainstream acceptance: non-existent
>House show attendance: downward spiral
>New Jannetty World: plummeting
>Reactions of the live crowd: complete and utter silence
You're silent because you're embarrassed. You're embarrassed by the steady stream of uninteresting, untalented, mediocre "pro wrestlers" who can do a flip and a rest hold but have no personality or clue. Join me in the refuge of the WWE.
>Lets go over the facts:
Okay.
>Mainstream acceptance: non-existent
Well, that didn't last long.
>>2789293
Bullshit, if you go outside and ask anyone what new Japan is no one is gonna have any clue. Quit being a mark, dumbass.
>>2789307
I have a question for you, and this is a genuine question.
Do you think the entire world and everything that encompasses the "mainstream" only extends as far as you personally can go outside and walk?