ITT: People that badly need to hit the gym

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>>2791084
Obligatory

>>2791088

Bray is on the wall at Cena's gym as having a "super total" (Squat, bench, deadlift, clean&jerk, and snatch) of over 2,000 lbs

>>2791084
You know what's funny? You wouldn't be able to bend over to pick her up

>>2791088
Owens, yes. Bray, no.

>>2791084
>botches the bridge again
I have not once seen Asuka pull that off successfully, going back to her fucking indie matches from 2008

>>2791109
Yeah she's actually really shit at technical wrestling despite her reputation. No wonder she's gradually phased it out of her moveset in favour of kick spam

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>>2791109
>>2791114
Meanwhile...

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>>2791084
If they insist on pushing him as an uber powerhouse

>>2791108
>>2791088
Owens is stronger than both of you faggot manlets.

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Jinder "I Can't Even Suplex BMAJ" Mahal

>>2791088
>holds Cena up WIT DA GREATEST OF EASE

>>2791198
>can't even lift him into a full powerbomb
the fucking state of oreowens

>>2791217
>not knowing the difference between a powerbomb lift and a piledriver lift

>>2791217
holy shit, kek. had to abort it halfway through

>>2791125
Based. Flabsuka will soon be exposed

>>2791217
>>2791245
Redditfags pls go. You're not welcome here and neither is your particular brand of shitposting.

>>2791245
>getting worked by an obvious troll move

O HAI MARK

>>2791084
That was pretty strong. Usually wrestlers need their opponent/dance-partner to jump for them. Her feet were not even touching the ground.

>>2791899
It would be impressive if it was done to a big girl or even average sized one. All Fatsuka did here was expose her feeble upper body strength

>>2791125
>does an unnecessary flip after the suplex for a much weaker pin attempt
>smarks love her

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>>2791084
Kys. Asuka's german suplexes are based.

>>2791902
Cross is short but thicc

>>2791932
Hi Asuka! Seething because your fat ass can't do the most basic athletic feat?

>>2791958
A german straight into a pin is good. A german followed by a flip, then a pin with your legs is stupid.

flippy bitch showing off

>>2791932
>>2791980
>e-Drone in charge of recognising a jackknife

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>>2791125
How is that even considered a pin it doesn't look hard to get out? It doesn't even look like she's putting any pressure on him after the flip.

>Unnecessary flippy shit

>>2792006
>literally the comment above (You)

>>2791217
That was a package piledriver tease, retard.

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>>2792022
(You)

ITT: basement dwellers who have never done hit the weights in their lives.

How can you guys watch wrestling if the end result is just autistically nit-picking everything? I'm sure none of you could do a bridge, let alone a 265lb deadlift.

>>2792095
>assuming

>>2792095
Asgooka struggled with a 100lbs deadlift which is pathetic for an "athlete. Any neckbeard here could easily do it

>>2792228
The 100lbs deadlift you do is taking your gut off a towel rack

>>2792095
That's what makes it funny. These are the ultimate beta losers at life making fun of alphas who have spent years honing their craft.

It's almost as funny/pathetic as /pol/

>>2792228
Reddit

>>2791125
its nice and all but that last part makes 0 fucking sense, in fact it looks like a free kickout

>>2792290
huh?/

>>2793559
new phone who dis

>>2791084
>doesnt understand how deadlift moves, especially german suplexes, work
get a clue

>>2793559
HNNNNNG

>>2793579
Thea Trinidad

>>2791198
That's actually a good save and good thinking on his fat feet. More wrestlers should work on saves like that

Is there any way for Corbin to tone up his loose skin

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>>2791088
i wonder if the reason bray won't bother losing weight is because he will look exactly like his brother

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>>2791217
>Implying it's not harder to lift someone and keep them so strictly at that angle than lifting them and keeping them snuggly on your shoulder.

Probably never lifted a single weight, buster ass mark.

>>2793748
>good save

You got worked