PEOPLE OVA THERE WUSSUP!
The first time I ever saw that entrance it was lit af.
Nowadays, it's like a nostalgia act. From a current wrestler.
>>2796976
I don't understand how he wasn't fired. He was never over, only his entrance was. His finishers sucked and he botched a lot. His heel run was good but he main evented one of the lowest drawing PPVs of all time.
Unless he's a road agent there's really no reason for him being in the company longer than the likes of MVP and Shelton Benjamin.
>>2796996
I think he pushed a lot of merch. He's also very well liked backstage and he's a vet now, so it would just be disrespectful to fire him at this point.
******1/2
>>2796920
Last good Undertaker match. I marked out hard when he kicked out of the sweet chin music/pedigree combo.
>>2796920
>20+ year career
>0 (zero) five star matches
>>2796942
That's because Meltzer's a smark cuck that jerks off to Japs and Bret Hart.
He'll give 12 stars to what is essentially a clusterfuck gymnastics competition but won't give an actually great wrestling match anything above 4 3/4
So how is he allowed to blatantly defy Vince by openly hinting at going to another promotion when he's still under contract?
based Dbry working the drones and vince at the same time
>>2796838
GOAT
Because if Vince fires him, he'll just do what he was gonna do a year sooner anyway.
They have zero power over him, thus, he has no reason to not say whatever he wants.
So is Ellsworth banging her kayfabe?
The joke is he's not
>>2796815
Nah, Ellsworth is a kayfabe cuck and Mella is just using him for heelish reasons. They might do a story where she actually develops feelings for him, but they would have to pay her a lot of fucking money to sell that.
>>2796815
No he's shoot banging her
Anybody else getting in on this? They're live on Twitch right now.
>>2796799
Kill yourself Al.
yeah , just tuned in to stone cold coming out.
i cant wait for jim cornette to shit all over this
Why even call him up? "TEN" was over as fuck, you'd think they'd at least throw him on Smackdown every week to get some easy pops.
>>2796798
hes a fucking go-nowhere-loser, who gives a shit, job him out.
WWE likes to bury anyone who can make money and push beta males in the main event.
That's why it's losing 100k viewers a month.
Look at the guy they are pushing, Jinder, Corbin, Reigns, Big Cuck. All nu-males without any charisma, gimmick or mic skills but they pander to Vince's faggotry so it's good.
>>2796827
>Jinder, Corbin, Reigns, Big Cuck
Christ. The state of that company.
Benoit did all he could in WWE at this point and would have been better off going to NJPW (they needed more talent at that time). It would have been the best decision he would have ever made. Keeping him away from the family.
F
>>2796620
>ROH would kill to have him
Was this the WWE's biggest draw in the last 5 years?
>>2796617
>meme ambroses face
>I don't look like that do I?
Fucking kek
Cena
Bottom right looks like Francis from Peewee Herman.
How many careers died for this?
>>2796415
Damn. With all the shit wrestlers have to remember and deal with when fighting adding another layer where they have to count their moves and do math as they fight is retarded.
>>2796415
If only they'd brought it back. CM Punk could've had a level playing field.
>>2796889
No no, the points go to the person who deals the blows, not who receives them.
It's time to face the music, E-drones. The WWE is NO LONGER "The place to be". The WWE is NO LONGER "da b1g leegzzzz" Let's take a look at wrestlers who have recently accepted a WWE contract, after the Young Bucks and Kenny Omega have proven that NJPW/ROH are very much a great alternative to working in the 'E.
>Bobby Fish
>Io Shirai
>Kairi Hojo
>The Hardy Boys
>Mike Bennett & Maria
>Crazzy Steve
>Everybody involved in the Cruiserweight Division
>Everyone involved in the UK division.
Now, let's take a look at people who were rumored to be WWE-bound but still haven't debuted yet.
>Adam Cole
>Kyle O' Reilly
>Donovan Dijak
And finally, let's take a look at everyone who has turned down a WWE contract or asked for their release from the WWE or WWE has had interest in but hasn't yet signed.
>Kenny Omega
>Kazuchika Okada
>The Young Bucks
>Rey Mysterio
>Dalton Castle
>Cody Rhodes
>Jay Lethal
>Kota Ibushi
>Zack Sabre Jr.
>The Briscoe Brothers
>Juice Robinson
>Marty Scurll
>Michael Elgin
>Richochet
>Will Ospreay
>SANADA
>Lio Rush
>Raymond Rowe
>Matt Riddle
>Jeff Cobb
>Rob Gronkowski
>Conor McGregor
As you can see, WWE is slowly losing their dominance and monopoly over the industry as more and more main event level talents are expressing their distaste towards the company and instead, opting to remain with smaller companies or not dealing with WWE as altogether, compared to the "literally who?"s who actually end up stumbling over themselves to sign with the company only to job and hang out backstage at catering. WWE is fucking garbage and no one wants to sign with them anymore and you have Omega and the Bucks to thank for that.
>>2796392
This triggers E Drones
>>2796392
>all those literal whos in one post
>>2796416
BASED.
Wh-wh-why does everyone k-keep turning d-down WWE contracts? Do the-they not know that this is the bi-big leagues? Whatever, we do-don't want them anyway, they-they're just jealous." - Every E-drone on /asp/. Holy shit, end yourselves.
Can't wait for all the Facebook normies to start claiming they liked wrestling all along.
I doubt it will have that sort of cultural impact, anon.
>>2796329
This is gonna fucking suck.
>>2796334
People said the same about Orange is the new black.
People said the same about Guardians of the Galaxy
CAWdy BTFO
BASED RAINMAN
>>2796102
Cmon Cody looks like a caw but nip guy looks like every slanty eye guy ever
>>2796122
fuck off, he's much taller than usual for a jap wrestler, he dyes his hair and wears a cute coat
>>2796137
Hahaha what a fucking mark
Based Cody scouting WWE.
Cesaro vs Naito, Kenny, Tana, Okada would be dope too.
>>2796097
>all those E drones in the comments
>>2796111
STRONG
>Has the look
>Pretty fucking good on the mic
>Can wrestle decent matches, not okada-tier but decent
Whats the problem virgins?
>>2796056
lisp
>>2796056
>>Pretty fucking good on the mic
Fuck The Revival
>YFW CAWdy wins the IWGP championship
I'll be laughing my ass off
>>2796040
It would be hilarious, any chance of njpw to compete with wwe going through the drain