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Triple H debuted in 1995 and has already beaten Lesnar.

>>2860593
Unironically who?

>>2860593
What the fuck is Paul teaching them in NXT apart from how to lose height and be bland.

Harper
Rusev
Willie Mack

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>>2860376
>rusev
>shame
you're a faggot

>it's real
IT'S HAPPENING

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>El patron will die this year
>Paige will also die this year
Conflicted as fuck desu

>>2860144
Is it just me or does it seem crazy to me that cops in american just wilfully hand over the full details of a potential legal/criminal case just by randomly calling them on the phone?

This is why I appreciate Roman Reigns far more than I ever appreciated John Cena. He's the top Babyface but he's not "rising above hate" or "going high when they go low". The only time they tried to do that was around the "suffering succotash" bullshit, but fortunately, they went away from that direction at light-fast speed. They like having these spots where he takes things too far and acts like the Heel (This, plenty of moments with Taker) and that's why he's much more interesting and fun to follow.

>>2860141
Definitely some pathos coming from the most unexpected of sources.

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>>2860141
The whole scene was great kinography

Noone cares about your revier Rajeet

Did you write out that gibberish you autistic cunt?

>>2860140
Epic shitpost

>>2860094
but bork is not going to let anyone stiff bork

I'm starting to think that Brock is severely limited and they really are just hiding it the best they can.

>>2860104
300+ lbs bork has done shooting star presses, he's not limited.

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Me too

Has it really been 2 years?

Fuck

>>2860089

>not Japanese

wrong board, bro

>>2860014
My sources tell me that they are going to move him to Smackdown and team him up with Carmella

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>>2860014
Thats right, you keep being horrible on the mic my big cass. The ultimate plan is for you to get my Roman cheered and look REAL strong.

the way i see the plans is they have given themselves options depending on how things go.

so if they really want to give Cass (another?) singles run, they can do that. then, if (when?) that fails they can have the feud go on with Cass beating Enzo for a few matches, and then eventually Enzo will finally win, proving Cass doesn't just carry him, it will open his eyes and he will take Enzo back.

its shit but thats what i imagine they are thinking.

Cass' heel promo work isn't like the absolute worst thing ever. its bad, but better than him failing to keep up as a face with Enzo, and just sort of being there. hell, big show showed better chemistry as the big bro who is a bit disgruntled by you, but still has your back.

the problem with that its the easy way out, it's easier to be a heel, doesn't really improve anything for Cass except make it easier, and hes still completely average at it. enzo and cass were still hugely over, i think they just wanted to spice it up and eventually put them back together.

>>2859941
Watch Reigns vs Strowman and Joe vs Lesnar

Skip the rest

I thought the ironman tag match was great but I'm probably a minority

It was pretty good. Skip Jasethy and Swamp Man, Enzo and Cass, and the awkward jaws of life segment.

That should shave at least 30 minutes off the show. If you skip the video packages (which are the only things WWE gets consistently right), that'll take another 30 mins off the show.

>being 'that' guy
Worse than the weirdo HHH mark kid at school desu

>>2859911
Don't piss me off!

>>2859906
Why didn't he call TNA "Slapnuts Wrestling"

>>2859849
they still cant believe theyre actually allowed to have their own opinions on here while talking about wrestling, without cucked mods mothering their every thought, just give it some time and the stupid faggots will wear themselves out

>>2859849
BASED WEWISTS WORKING THE ILLITERATE /asp/ies INTO DYSLEXIA

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>>2859740
faggot

For those who are too young to remember old school English wrestling, that is:

>From left to right
>Lou Thesz
>"Stunning" Steve Austin
>Bruiser Brody
>Gerald Brisco
>The Junkyard Dog
>Bruno Sanmartino
>>2859743
WHAT'S LOCH NESS DOING IN THE WORLD OF SPORTZONE?!

>>2859743
They both went to shit past the 1970s.

If I was looking for a lazy justification I'd have Cole say "ROMAN WAS PUSHED TOO FAR, THE MONSTER AMONG MEN DROVE HIM OVER THE EDGE! HE HAD NO CHOICE!"

But that's not what was happening.
>Reigns lost the match himself, Braun didn't do anything to him
>He attacked Braun right after with Braun not doing anything to him
>He had a long stare at the mirror of the ambulance, as if he knew what he was about to do was very, very wrong.
>Kurt angle was clearly completely disturbed by what Roman had done and by the end of the night, looked like he was absolutely livid.
>Commentary wasn't concerned with sticking up for Roman but just for Braun's safety. They repeatedly stressed that for whatever he'd done, Braun was a human being. Roman only came up a couple times but when he did, Cole and Graves just sounded on one side of disgust.
>Braun looked like a babyface walking away and again, Kurt looked extremely pissed off when all was said and done.

It was a double turn.

yeah i listened to the latest observer too

>Lose the match because of your own ineptitude
>Be a sore loser spoiled sport
>Throw tantrum
>Beat up the guy who won
>Destroy a Public Services Emergency Vehicle in the process
What if somebody in that town needed that Ambulance to get to hospital hmm?
That's one less Ambulance in the Dallas Metro Area now thanks to Roman, he literally may have cost somebody or some persons their life or lives due to his selfish boorishness and thuggish ways.
HOW is this a role model for kids again?

Austin went to apologize to Tanahashi for the E-Drones that called SCSA better than him.

About how Tana didn't throw a tantrum and walked out when the company asked to put some new guys over.

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>>2859539
>>2859542

I think this one would be pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=767WqhVpDUM

CASS
CASS
THIS IS A CASS

this theme legit gives me anxiety. i can't explain it, i just really don't like listening to it.