Rumored to be making his main roster debut this year, there are plans to have him beat Brock Lesnar for the title
Triple H debuted in 1995 and has already beaten Lesnar.
>>2860593
Unironically who?
>>2860593
What the fuck is Paul teaching them in NXT apart from how to lose height and be bland.
Run me down your boys, /asp/.
Rules for Boys:
>They can't have won the top titles of WWE or NJPW
>They can't be extremely talented or over, as there should be a level of shame when you mention liking your boy
Harper
Rusev
Willie Mack
141
>>2860376
>rusev
>shame
you're a faggot
BASED BERTO
>it's real
IT'S HAPPENING
>El patron will die this year
>Paige will also die this year
Conflicted as fuck desu
>>2860144
Is it just me or does it seem crazy to me that cops in american just wilfully hand over the full details of a potential legal/criminal case just by randomly calling them on the phone?
The day wrestling became kino
This is why I appreciate Roman Reigns far more than I ever appreciated John Cena. He's the top Babyface but he's not "rising above hate" or "going high when they go low". The only time they tried to do that was around the "suffering succotash" bullshit, but fortunately, they went away from that direction at light-fast speed. They like having these spots where he takes things too far and acts like the Heel (This, plenty of moments with Taker) and that's why he's much more interesting and fun to follow.
>>2860141
Definitely some pathos coming from the most unexpected of sources.
>>2860141
The whole scene was great kinography
Do you agree with Big Dave on these?
Noone cares about your revier Rajeet
Did you write out that gibberish you autistic cunt?
>>2860140
Epic shitpost
Don't get me wrong. I'm not gonna pretend that Samoa Joe was squashed or anything like that, but Samoa Joe didn't need to beat him before the match or to cheat with the low blow. Just have him legitimately bring the fight to Lesnar and have them stiff each other until the big finish. Also, there are a million different suplexes, why does he just keep doing the German over and over again? They don't even look that good. Good match, but it could have been much better. Are they just hiding Lesnar's massive flaws that have come from his old age?
>>2860094
but bork is not going to let anyone stiff bork
I'm starting to think that Brock is severely limited and they really are just hiding it the best they can.
>>2860104
300+ lbs bork has done shooting star presses, he's not limited.
I still miss him you guys
Me too
Has it really been 2 years?
Fuck
>>2860089
>not Japanese
wrong board, bro
>that Raw Talk promo
Jesus Christ man, it's gonna be rough for this guy trying to get over on his own without Enzo carrying him on the mic.
>>2860014
My sources tell me that they are going to move him to Smackdown and team him up with Carmella
>>2860014
Thats right, you keep being horrible on the mic my big cass. The ultimate plan is for you to get my Roman cheered and look REAL strong.
the way i see the plans is they have given themselves options depending on how things go.
so if they really want to give Cass (another?) singles run, they can do that. then, if (when?) that fails they can have the feud go on with Cass beating Enzo for a few matches, and then eventually Enzo will finally win, proving Cass doesn't just carry him, it will open his eyes and he will take Enzo back.
its shit but thats what i imagine they are thinking.
Cass' heel promo work isn't like the absolute worst thing ever. its bad, but better than him failing to keep up as a face with Enzo, and just sort of being there. hell, big show showed better chemistry as the big bro who is a bit disgruntled by you, but still has your back.
the problem with that its the easy way out, it's easier to be a heel, doesn't really improve anything for Cass except make it easier, and hes still completely average at it. enzo and cass were still hugely over, i think they just wanted to spice it up and eventually put them back together.
So how was great balls of fire?, good matches or I'm better just ignoring it?, missed it because work.
>>2859941
Watch Reigns vs Strowman and Joe vs Lesnar
Skip the rest
I thought the ironman tag match was great but I'm probably a minority
It was pretty good. Skip Jasethy and Swamp Man, Enzo and Cass, and the awkward jaws of life segment.
That should shave at least 30 minutes off the show. If you skip the video packages (which are the only things WWE gets consistently right), that'll take another 30 mins off the show.
I simply LOVED WCW Heavyweight Champion Jeff Jarrett's "LISTEN UP SLAPNUTS" phrase. Slapnuts was so over with me. I bought the slapnuts shirt, the slapnuts hat, the slapnuts breakable guitar, the slapnuts pennant, the slapnuts foam hand, the slapnuts blvd sign, the slapnuts gloves, the slapnuts belt, the slapnuts sunglasses, the slapnuts socks, the slapnuts shoes, the slapnuts playable guitar, the slapnuts jacket, the slapnuts scarf, the slapnuts coat, the slapnuts oboe, the slapnuts shorts, the slapnuts pants, the slapnuts underwear, the slapnuts pin, the slapnuts mug, the slapnuts trading card game, the slapnuts trumpet, the slapnuts car, the slapnuts license plate, the slapnuts plush animal, the slapnuts video game, the slapnuts CD, the slapnuts VHS, the slapnuts DVD, the slapnuts picture frame, the slapnuts violin, the slapnuts mask, the slapnuts six-pack beer, the slapnuts slapnuts, and the slapnuts dead company.
>being 'that' guy
Worse than the weirdo HHH mark kid at school desu
>>2859911
Don't piss me off!
>>2859906
Why didn't he call TNA "Slapnuts Wrestling"
>writing entire paragraphs about pro wrestling
Can the wewtists please fucking go away?
>>2859849
they still cant believe theyre actually allowed to have their own opinions on here while talking about wrestling, without cucked mods mothering their every thought, just give it some time and the stupid faggots will wear themselves out
>>2859849
BASED WEWISTS WORKING THE ILLITERATE /asp/ies INTO DYSLEXIA
Can we talk about old british wrestling? It was really good aside from Big Daddy.
>>2859740
faggot
For those who are too young to remember old school English wrestling, that is:
>From left to right
>Lou Thesz
>"Stunning" Steve Austin
>Bruiser Brody
>Gerald Brisco
>The Junkyard Dog
>Bruno Sanmartino
>>2859743
WHAT'S LOCH NESS DOING IN THE WORLD OF SPORTZONE?!
>>2859743
They both went to shit past the 1970s.
>Braun cleanly wins the match
>Reigns throws a post match temper tantrum
>Reigns crashes an ambulance with Braun inside of it
>Braun pridefully walks away on his own power
>Reigns is still the face
What lazy bullshit will Vince concoct on Raw tonight to justify Roman still being the feud's face and Braun still being the heel?
If I was looking for a lazy justification I'd have Cole say "ROMAN WAS PUSHED TOO FAR, THE MONSTER AMONG MEN DROVE HIM OVER THE EDGE! HE HAD NO CHOICE!"
But that's not what was happening.
>Reigns lost the match himself, Braun didn't do anything to him
>He attacked Braun right after with Braun not doing anything to him
>He had a long stare at the mirror of the ambulance, as if he knew what he was about to do was very, very wrong.
>Kurt angle was clearly completely disturbed by what Roman had done and by the end of the night, looked like he was absolutely livid.
>Commentary wasn't concerned with sticking up for Roman but just for Braun's safety. They repeatedly stressed that for whatever he'd done, Braun was a human being. Roman only came up a couple times but when he did, Cole and Graves just sounded on one side of disgust.
>Braun looked like a babyface walking away and again, Kurt looked extremely pissed off when all was said and done.
It was a double turn.
yeah i listened to the latest observer too
>Lose the match because of your own ineptitude
>Be a sore loser spoiled sport
>Throw tantrum
>Beat up the guy who won
>Destroy a Public Services Emergency Vehicle in the process
What if somebody in that town needed that Ambulance to get to hospital hmm?
That's one less Ambulance in the Dallas Metro Area now thanks to Roman, he literally may have cost somebody or some persons their life or lives due to his selfish boorishness and thuggish ways.
HOW is this a role model for kids again?
>Steve Austin was at the show the first night. He came to the locker room and a lot of the
talent were blown away by him being there and Austin specifically went to talk with
Tanahashi.
What did they talk about?
Austin went to apologize to Tanahashi for the E-Drones that called SCSA better than him.
About how Tana didn't throw a tantrum and walked out when the company asked to put some new guys over.
>>2859539
>>2859542
The one they're going with:
https://youtu.be/e_DqYaZTk20
https://youtu.be/2_ECS0GwYaU
http://crossfade.io/#!/3d5b9ppujz
http://crossfade.io/#!/qho8ei48fx
I think this one would be pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=767WqhVpDUM
CASS
CASS
THIS IS A CASS
this theme legit gives me anxiety. i can't explain it, i just really don't like listening to it.