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No you stupid fag.

>>2866363
>Introduced the Fruit Roll Up title for RAW, Balor won it, got injured, fatty Owens won the vacant title with the help of Haitch, lost it in a squash to Goldberg who lost it to Bork.
>On Smackdown AJ had a pretty based run with the WWE title until they hot potatoed it to Cena, then Bray, then Randy, then Jinder.
Other than that Roman retired The Undertaker at Wrestlemania in a terrible match, and he continues to shit up the place.
>Braun Strowman went from the big baby in the Wyatt family to a pretty awesome "monster among men" character who keeps BTFOing Roman.
>Hardy Boyz returned at Mania

Other than that just undercard shit that doesnt matter

>>2866363
Nothing has happened. I'm being serious.

>>2866195
They're not pussy cucks like WWMeme

https://youtu.be/SBluf_YzRg4

jesus christ they need to get rid of the southern bookers that still think it's 1980
this shit USA vs. Foreigner shit doesn't draw anymore

>orange t shirts
>jean shorts
>'le respect le loyalty le never give up'

I can't possibly ever see this guy as being cool.

>will still outsell cringe Roman Reigns merch

Based. Big Dog BTFO

There hasn't been a good WWE shirt since Punk's in 2011.
This piece of shit is just laughable: http://shop.wwe.com/gallows-and-anderson-no-one-is-safe-vintage-t-shirt/W12861.html

>>2866155
forgot the vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-wZlsLZ0AE

>That guy who asked "Who are John Cena's real life friends on the WWE?"
>John gave a dodgy kayfabe answer
BMJ confirmed to be alone at the top of the mountain.

>John Cena is a Redditor
4CHAN BTFO

>still a face

Roman Reigns is one of the best wrestling characters ever.

>>2866154
>he actually single handedly brought back the attitude era instead
Namedropping the Attitude Era in a pathetic hope for a cheap pop isn't bringing it back you dumb faggot.

>>2866154

How did he "bring back the attitude era"? Last night's Ram was still the same hokey shit they've been doing for nearly the last decade?

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>>2866128
>Juice, Kojima, & Haku all in one team

BASED AF

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>>2866128
>Matt Taven

>Rey Hechicero not in the team
REEEE

>>2866095
Hulk Hogan never loses the WWF/E World Championship Belt, never gets married/has kids, and never says the n word

>>2866095
goes on stabbing sprew at Shinjuku Train station consider one of the worse public attacks in Japans history.

Public is upset, blame goes on gaijins, pressure to close down Marine bases.

Trump pulls out all military from Japan. North Korea bombs Japan.


Jap moot dies, /asp/ folds

>>2866115
Benoit is Canadian you fucking sandnigger

Have Strowman interfere, fuck shit up and become the real Number 1 contender. Alternatively, make it a Fatal 4 Way.

Roman is defeating Brock at Summerslam. The Wrestlemania coronation was nixed weeks ago.

>>2866113
Why, god damn it? Why would they rush it? It's just six more months. Give the big dog the big win.

>>2866012
hi to Paige's family

What a bunch of boggin cunts

I see why Paige wants to add some new blood to the family tree

>>2865964
for you...

>>2865964
Based

>>2865964
>Cass
>Not Big Show

He rarely cuts a promo but man when he does it's fucking top class.

Based Joe making Lesnar enjoy wrestling again

How mad do you think Vince was when they all got backstage? I'll bet he was furious and Brock just didn't GAF and laughed in his face

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>>2865776
THATS WHY HE CALLS IT SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT MAGGLE! DONT BE A QUEER AND WATCH THAT NIP NONGIN PUROWRASSLOO MAGGLE, THOSE FAGGOTS DON'T EVEN LET YOU SOAP EACH OTHER UP IN THE SHOWERS!

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well since we're on the subject, maybe you guys can help settle something for me. how do you pronounce kayfabe?

i've always pronounced it "kayfabe". but, all my friends say it's pronounced "silly ass made up shit that wouldn't hold the attention of a 5 year old".

to cloud matters further, i went to the wiki and they said it was pronounced "several greased up men in their underwear poncing about on a stained mat performing homo-erotic foreplay before retiring to the shower room for a bit of bouncy bouncy".

and what is it with BiggiE rassling again? i thought Tupac killed him 20 years ago.

so confuse....

Cuck angles are a staple of wrestling

18+

>>2865720
Shield 2.0 vs The Mizetties will at least keep all of these anti-draws in one compact segment of the show

>>2865720
Until Bork has a heart attack and dies so we can have galactic belt fights on RAW

>>2865720
It's designed to bury Miz. He's gotten too over and they don't like that

I hope they fued it's been the same two guys fighting over the title for like half a year now

>>2865637
Based Miz working TenFag into a shoot because he can't get off the pre-show

>>2865637
Did he fuck maryse before? If not, that is stupid banter.

Blurry

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>>2865491

>>2865516
cringe