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>>2861542
He's a yokel. All rednecks are yokels not all yokels are rednecks

>>2861542
No, he's just a Southerner.

>>2861542
He's a southern boy with the farmer's strength.

>>2861541
Aja Kong legit scares the shit outta me

>My thread wasnt popular before so I will post it again

God made the Devil just for fun

when he wanted the real thing, he made Aja Kong

>>2861402
18 days

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>>2861402
This game will unlock in approximately less than an hour

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>>2861402
what did they mean by this?

Having Batista next to you really can't help your physical image.

>>2861349
It says a lot about him that he chose working through injury over personal image.

>>2861417
It was pretty random when he blew up. He was in the best shape of his life right before this time.

Cross brand feud would shit on the whole concept of a brand split. One off match is fine, a continuous thing isn't. I don't see how it could help the titles.

>who wins
Most likely Balor, unfortunately.

>>2861323
A one-off match would be pretty good too.
I guess if Finn got traded over it would only be a matter of time before they feuded

>>2861310
Draw

>Between GBOF and Summerslam

>Bray tells Seth that he is a god who feeds off misfortune and chaos, and as long as Seth is plagued by personal demons, he can never beat him.
>Bray spends weeks bringing up all the fucked up shit Seth did as a heel. Breaking up the shield, Stomping Deans mug through cinderblocks, threatening to kill Edge, injuring Finn and laughing about it etc.
>Seth says he is a new man, and at summerslam he will prove it by shutting up Bray once and for all

>Meanwhile Finn approaches Angle, accusing him of not appreciating his talents like Foley did.
>He reminds people he was the first UC, and has yet to be given a rematch, and lately hasn't even been featured on RAW PPV's.
>Says he's tired of waiting for oppurtunity and demands an IC title tonight.
>Loses due to Bo and Axel, asks for a rematch at SS, but is told he can't ban managers/valets without fighting them first.
>Beats both Bo and Curtis to ban them from ringside

>Dean feuds with Samoa Joe or something
>S&C feuds with Titus Brand or Slater or something

>Summerslam

>Wyatt beats Seth clean
>Joe or Strowman or whoever beats Dean clean
>S&C retain tag titles
>Wyatt interferes in IC title match for Miz, costing Finn the title

>Between Summerslam and Unforgiven (please)

>Seth realizes that Bray may be right, and promises to right his wrongs
>Invites guys like Edge to RAW, tries to talk to Finn and Dean in order to apologize.
>Neither guy really accepts, Dean especially says that while the two have no beef, he can't expect him to ever turn his back on him again.
>Seth wants to help Dean get a title back, tries to convince him to go for the tag number 1 contendership
>Dean refuses, but loses the oppurtunity to get a shot at the IC title, and agrees to join Seth to get on the PPV card
>Beat The Club and the revival to get #1C

>Finn wants to get revenge on Wyatt
>Wyatt tells him that he is just like Seth, and that he wont be able to beat him either, due to the personal demons weakening him
>Wyatt says he can see Finn's jealousy
>In the wake of Finns greatest career win, he was robbed of it all, because of Seth, yet the "WWE Universe" has accepted Seth as theirs as if nothing happened
>Finn says Wyatt is insane, and demands a match at COC

>S&C have a TV feud with Slater and Rhyno, costing them a shot at being number one contenders

>Unforgiven

>Sheamus and Cesaro beat Seth and Dean clean, Sheamus pinning Seth because Seth did something super flashy instead of tagging in a fresher Dean, hurting himself in the process
>Wyatt beats Finn clean

>Between Unforgiven and Hell in a Cell

>Dean blames Seth for taking to many risks, and being a bad teammate. He disbands the teams and says he was wrong to trust Seth

>Finn comes to terms with the fact that Wyatt was right about him, he is incredibly jealous of Seth

>Wyatt continuosly goads Finn into getting his revenge in Seth, and keeps telling SEth that he deserves it for being a little shit
>Finn says Wyatt is right, and starts interfering in Seths matches vs. like Miz or Sampson or some NXT callup or something
>Finn says that the only way to get his real power back is to get revenge on Seth
>Finn demands a match against Seth, and he accepts
>Finn sees this as revenge, Seth sees this as a chance to attone, by helping knock the newfound delusion out of Finn, and stopping him from becoming what Seth once was

>Bray starts bragging that he is the chaotic puppetmaster of Raw, pitting two crowd favorites against each other inside HiaC
>Dean interupts and attacks Wyatt, saying he is annoyed with how difficult Bray is making it for him to succeed when he is making Seth and Finn act like idiots
>Says that Wyatt has no power over Dean, as "all of my demons I wear on my sleeve"

>Heath and Rhyno or whatever wins a #1 contendership

>Hell in a Cell

>Seth and Finn fight to a double countout outside the cell, after Finn refuses to use a weapon on a downed Seth, choosing instead to attempt to get him back to the ring and do it properly
>Dean beats Wyatt clean
>S&C retain

>>2861222
Why does he wear shorts in the ring?

>>2861242
So the audience doesn't see his little buddy flopping around

>>2861222
who?

anything other than fair is a certified E-Drone tbfhwy

I agree with the WhoJapan-Drone. Fair would be the right response.

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am I an edrone for this?

>>2861034

Don't talk shit about Uncle H.

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same le edgy font as the GBOF logo

>haitch still working the smarks 20 years later

kill yourself autist

I'm not convinced Vince can actually read anyway.

I hope Kenny stays where he is and doesn't sell his morals out for a WWE paycheck.

>>2861013

http://www.espn.com/wwe/

>you have to scroll past 15 WWE articles and 2 GFW articles to find it

Yeah I'm sure he's seething

>>2861026
>2 GFW articles on a WWE site
HOLY FUCK MCMAHONETTY BTFO ETERNALLY

lowkey admitting she has a penis

She meant She's a fan of the entire business, not like the 'make le switch xD' console war shitlords on here.

Dumb bitch believing her own hype. She'd be giving mouth jobs on the corner if her cousin wasn't Snoop Dogg.

>>2860906
Give it some time.

>>2860906
> fing is, oim part of bullet club now innit bruv

The absolute state of le Queen's English

>>2860911

Its been 2 years now and I've still havent enjoyed a match of his. The only match of his I've liked was unironically that match in TNA where he almost killed himself

Friendly reminder that:
AAA = mexican WWE
CMLL = mexican NJPW
WWE > NJPW
La Parka AAA > L.A Parka

>>2860693
>La Parka AAA > L.A Parka
just kys now

>>2860693
I thought this taco nigger had burned all bridges with AAA

>>2860690
>PrideofMexico
Fuck sake.

Based Berto would never hurt his fiance, I knew it.

This damage control from Paige

lying cokewhore can't even admit she was getting the shit beat out of her, sad

>>2860607
>okada
Who?
>kobashi
Who?
>GHC
What?

Nah

So who's his next opponent?