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>>2868802
>love
>good dump
I'm Pretty Sure 'Good Dump' Is A Metaphor For The WWE, And He Says He Loves It Obviously Because He Always Cuts Promos About How He Loves WWE Lol Rekt

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>>2868802
>not knowing that Cena just posts random shit on instagram
how new are you

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We all killed wrestling 2017-07-12 08:35:11 Post No.2868792
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We all killed wrestling Anonymous 2017-07-12 08:35:11 Post No. 2868792 [Report] [View this topic]

Back in the 80's and 90's wrestling was huge and wrestlers were megastars. Now we just moan and complain about booking, kayfabe, works, shoots and what not. And that's the whole problem. The information age killed the mystique of wrestlers and wrestling shows. Surprises are ruined in advance. And smarks, marks, anti-smark and idiots debate everything to death on the internet. The time we live in and therefor we have destroyed pro wrestling. I hope you all feel guilty as fuck.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 08:45:48 Post No.2868809
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>>2868792
That old stuff was crap though. Look the amount of cucks and janettys in that pic. Get memed lel

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>rassling
>good

Hi Jim!

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>>2868811
Kek GOT'EM! I sure miss only getting to see wrestling on shitty vhs tapes at that creepy kid at the end Of The streets house. It died with pg era and whatever the writing set up is there at WWMEME

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Wrestling is dead. By Beefcake. 2017-07-12 07:46:39 Post No.2868735
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Wrestling is dead. By Beefcake. Anonymous 2017-07-12 07:46:39 Post No. 2868735 [Report] [View this topic]

All the top guys have retired. The undertaker is gone. There is no reason to watch WWE anymore.

Matt and Jeff are all WWE has, and they won't last long.

Wrestling is dead - It's all Vince's fault.
No stars were really made for a 10 year period - just gay clean shaven normal sized beta male wrestlers.

It's sad.

All other promotions are overrun by beta millennials - gay people - and it is cringe.

Wrestling is over for BEEFCAKE. Beefcake is done.

All current wrestlers are weedy beta dorks that give BEEFCAKE no motivation to watch.

You kids are weak, beta, and so is your show.

There is no saving wrestling now.

Goodbye wrestling.

Fuck Millennials.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 07:49:22 Post No.2868737
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cya

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>>2868737
Wow you're gay.

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>>2868735
What does the barber have to do with anything?

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2017-07-12 07:16:56 Post No.2868690
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 07:16:56 Post No. 2868690 [Report] [View this topic]

>WWE's answer to this is Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar

KEK

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 07:21:18 Post No.2868697
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>>2868690
>P--P-P-PLEASE COME ON M-M-M-MONDAY NIGHT R-R-R-RAM GUYS! P-P-P-PLEASE!!!!

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>>2868690
HOW CAN NEW JAKEKS EVEN COMPETE!!!!

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>>2868690
Floyd is manlet and connor never drew a dime

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:34:13 Post No. 2868626 [Report] [View this topic]

>heel loses the feud

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:44:58 Post No.2868653
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Whats wrong with that

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>>2868626
That's how it's supposed to go most of the time.

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>>2868665
Well it needs to change, it's getting old and stale and most importantly people don't even cheer faces

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What's this move called? 2017-07-12 05:47:25 Post No.2868573
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What's this move called? Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:47:25 Post No. 2868573 [Report] [View this topic]

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>>2868573
The Maharaja Strong Strike

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The 'send manlet back to the lowcard' elbow

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>>2868594
this

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:24:49 Post No. 2868541 [Report] [View this topic]

Let's mock some Who Japan Wrestlers Bros
starting with this literate who, what's his gimmick? le wacky ninja dad lol

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:27:03 Post No.2868545
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just happy to be wrestling

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I watch New Japan and literally have no idea what his gimmick is, other than "sometimes he's lazy and sometimes he tries hard" (what the commentators say about him)

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Will wrestle for food

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 04:43:49 Post No. 2868464 [Report] [View this topic]

>No shows for over a week
>G1 Special only has 124k views
>Resort to selling cleaning products to make a dime
>No US shows till 2018

This kills the WWE.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:01:57 Post No.2868496
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>>2868464
>thing from Japan isn't massively popular in America
Gee I wonder why

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:11:04 Post No.2868516 [Report]

> bullet club hunter

What a pathetically parasitic gimmick.

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Why the fuck are you dorks obsessed with how much money something makes and not how much it entertains you. The fact is you're not touching any of that money so it makes no difference how much it makes.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 03:02:53 Post No. 2868214 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm torn /asp/

Is Okada one of the best wrestlers in the world?

Or is he just an average wrestler who has benefited from wrestling the some of the greatest guys?

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Buddy Murphy Fan 2017-07-12 03:04:18 Post No.2868221
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>>2868214
Definitely the former
Omega is the latter

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>>2868214
What does he do that's great beside sell and do 500 rainmakers?

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He's just lucky to be the top guy in a promotion where the wrestlers have total freedom. Many wrestlers would be as good, if not better, in his position. In fact, Kenny is already better without being the chosen one.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 03:02:24 Post No. 2868209 [Report] [View this topic]

HAHAHA DEL PERRO BTFO

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>>2868209
IS HE THE THIRD MAN?!?

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>>2868209
>could have been shoved into the main event scene over and over for years to come, ensuring professional and financial success to the tune of an easy 7 figures by her mid 30s AT LEAST
>instead chose to run around and do drugs with some insecure wannabe gangster bitch

no fucking sympathy for this council estate whore AT ALL.

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>>2868272
This. Shitters like Alexa Bliss would have never had a chance to be booked if Paige had stuck around. She was supposed to be the next decade Diva after AJ left (who in turn was supposed to still be the #1). Fuckin' women, what can you say?