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You're never too young to be sad.
The day of the week doesn't matter much.

The fact that it's happening on your birthday just means that nobody cares that you're alive.

I wouldn't read too much into it. Maybe Cory in the House was running a marathon or something.

>>18096959
It's best to be sad when you're young. That way you just become numb in your later years.

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Happy birthday, anon! Thanks for coming to spend it with us!

What did you say?

>>18096932
What do you mean by pour your heart out?

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>>18096933
>>18096934
I decided to go on my comp to edit and post the last few messages. The conversation was about a huge feeling of loneliness I had throughout last month and how it fucked me up.

Green is a mutual friend, purple is a girl who showed some interest in me but has left me in radio silence because she's "busy and has trouble getting back to people in socially acceptable times" but I digress.

Dont do it if you dont want to. Join the military instead. Your cuck family can burn in hell.

>>18096924
If you go and don't actually want to participate you will fuck up and fail or end up with some shit degree and hate your existence and create some sort of complex about the hole thing or get a good degree in something lucrative and still hate everything about it. Go find out all the info you need to enlist before hand and train and.whatever else needs to be done then go do it and tell your parents this is what you have done and your 5 year plan. Or sometime of plan like that it will be shitty at first but they will respect you...eventually. Whatever you do though don't just waste your parents money and go and be a van wilder doichebag guy. If you choose your own route you need to make plans for money/survival and all that and explain to your parents specifically so that they can't say you are just being irrational and reactionary, and when they see your goals all planned out they will be more likely to be supportive but even if they are not just say something like "that is disheartening bc... But I understand and have made my decision I am going to the __"

>>18096943
Thank you

>>18096907
>I have no idea how to make healthy AND delicious food

Just check up some easy and healthy recipes. For example youtube is good, if you have no idea what you're doing. There are plenty of healthnut channels that explain and show what to do to cook a healthy meal.

Cutting your eating dramatically might not be a good idea if you want to control your weight. If you let yourself go hungry, binging becomes easier and you could over eat once you do eat. Eat multiple small and healthy meals to maintain ideal blood sugar levels and to avoid hunger. Dieting via starvation only leads to more problems and you're more likely to put the weight right back on, even if you do lose weight.

Drink water, go running.
Doesn't even matter what you eat after that, long as you eat to compensate for the energy you wasted. Running cuts fat pretty fast.

>>18096907
how much soda do you drink
how often do you snack or eat candy
how large are your portions
how tall are you
what is your weight

>eating less resulted in no loss and made me weak
That sounds like bullshit to me, anon. Start counting calories (not super accurate, ballpark it).

Norwegian here, I really doubt it

>>18096904
Seriouslly can you find out please from me ????
my english not good please help

>>18096887
Here's a really wild idea. Why not ask the Norwegian embassy?

>>18096884

None of those examples offer enough information to know whether she likes you or not. She might or she might just consider you a good friend. Just ask her out and know for sure.

If you're uncomfortable doing that, then just get flirty. Be tactile with her (within respectful limits), tease her and complement her every now and then. If she responds well (i.e. blushes and doesn't pull away when you touch her), then she's probably interested in you. If she doesn't respond at all or withdraws (either physically or emotionally), then she only sees you as a friend and any advances are unwelcome.

>>18096891
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. I think next week I'll invite her out to lunch. At least there's a chance.

Stick it in her butt.

>>18096883
https://www.khanacademy.org/

>>18096883

The fact that you acknowledge the issue suggests you probably aren't. Real idiots don't even realize they're idiots and it's only painful on other people.

>>18096892
This senpai

obgyn. GO.
Stick to clitoral stimulation until you see the doc.

>>18096873

How can white bois even compete?

Have you, oh idk, told him this?

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inb4 dragon dildo

>>18096895
inb4 inb4 pls send it to me :3

Might be a bomb
Not even joking keep that in mind when opening it my man

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Took this 4-5 times. It helped. After 5 years of going insane.

>>18096843
Nice. I started taking Citalopram 2 days ago, we'll see what it does.

Did you wait and suffer for 5 years before starting medicine?

What happened exactly?

>>18096850
Ex left in 2008, met her here on 4chan and DeviantArt, long distance, crazy attraction, extremely compatible. The very few things we didn't have in common destroyed us eventually, she leaves, I lose my mind, and basically become a dark room only child shut in neet with major depression. 2 years go by, wanted to move on desperately, friend comes over and gives me head, i have a mental breakdown, months go by, we try again, had another mental breakdown.. I was absolutely not over my ex, and desperate, but despration destroyed me. by the time i felt strong enough to move on, the girl ends up getting fucked by some other guy. And all a while I thought I was over my ex but I basically found myself screaming at walls and hating everything she did, hating myself for loving her, frustration, hair loss, health deterioration, shit job to boot..

came to a point where I found myself painting the walls in our house and I would just feel like absolute shit as night time approached.. i couldn't take it anymore. Went to an emergency room anr waited like 8 hours for a prescription of celexa.

yup.

>>18096827
Laser hair removal

>>18096845
Also dude here hairy as robin Williams and none of my tattoos covered/hid my hair

>>18096849
What if you shaved the hair over the tattoo? Does it make the hair less noticeable at all?

>>18096825
ASD

One part of being in a relationship is going outside your comfort zone, buddy. If you want a perfect solution, date an asexual girl with social anxiety who also fears intimacy and leaving the house. That way you'll never have to try anything new.

>>18096844
I'm not necessarily afraid of trying anything new, I just find no satisfaction in certain things like intercourse, and going out for dates/being out too long makes me uncomfortable and really tired. Last time I was out with a few friends for around six hours, I got home, laid down for a second, and slept for about ten hours. I have fun sometimes, but I enjoy myself more frequently when I'm home hanging out with online friends.

Don't call "some guy" you need to call THE COPS

>>18096821
I would if I could afford to. Even with my shitty job I can't afford to live by myself. Ending this without a way out would result in nowhere to go.

>>18096829
There are non-profits all around that can help you. Look around discreetly. Trust me, if the state can't help you find shelter, a non-profit will.

When I went on my first date with my current girlfriend. It was exactly like this. She was more a of shy person and said before hand that she may not speak that much, so I was like well shit im gonna have to do all the work.
But when i met up with her , straight away i told her she look beautiful and if her trip to(whereever youre meeting) was okay. Thats already a mini conversation it self. Ask here and talk about stuff she likes. Which kinda forces to talk about it in a sense. And trust me it will all just flow together. Me and my gf couldnt stop talking for 3 hours and there we was thinking it was gonna be awkward. Best of luck.

Girls like to talk about themselves, no matter how much they deny it. People like to talk about themselves.

Literally just ask her questions to whole time. That's the secret to keeping a conversation going.

Shy girl here, ask her questions about herself or things she likes

It means that you just got friendzoned. Hard.

Or that she wants you to come over and bang her. Hard.

What kind of meme?

>>18096746
it means she texts dumb shit when she's drunk.