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>>18096740
>my partner

Lol right.

Bump.

Everything I've read online says to head to the doctors after 3-4 days if bleeding persists but I'm going light headed as I'm typing this out and feel like I'm gonna pass out again at any minute.

>>18096761
lol

How do use a bolt gun ?

All glory is yours grate emperor!

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>>18096722
Point the muzzle and pull the trigger. Brace for recoil.

Should I break up with my girlfriend?

We've been dating for nearly 2 years now but I feel that we've both drifted apart very hard. We both work full time and study at uni part time (with her starting to work full time about a month ago), but even then we hardly ever really see each other. I feel as though we pretty much talk a fraction of what we used to, almost as if we're too occupied to even establish the connection we used to have.

I'm 100% sure that we both mutually still love each other, but I'm starting to feel as though we've become way to comfortable to the point that we don't even try or make an active effort with each other. Honestly, this is my first relationship so I'm not sure whether this is the "comfort" phase or if we're just drifting apart.

What do

Get a dildo you dirty slutty whore

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>>18096670
This is untrue. Men liking short girls is just a matter of personal preference. It's also a myth that a short girl has a smaller vaginal tract than a tall girl and therefore can 'hold less penis'

That said, a lot of men are actually into short girls because of a social construct called 'western masculinity'.

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Dunno what to to tell you. I'm a relatively tall guy (6'3") and i tend to go for shorter girls, just my preference. I think most guys prefer girls to be shorter than them
Pursuing a tall guy and making it obvious you are interested is the best way to go
>tfw wish that would happen to me

>>18096662

wear a chastity cage

Use your mind power to keep it down. Basically just concentrate to your greatest abilities. Try to ignore the fact that there's a girl sitting on your dick.

>>18096662
You got it arse about cunt
You should worry more if you sit on a girls lap and feel her boner

Bomb ass pussies to put your dick into/Juicy penises to bounce on depending on your preference

>>18096637
Women have been breaking their hipbones from falling down due to osteoporosis. We never had pain killers or surgery for it until recently, so most old women just suffer severely and get crippled for life.

>>18096637
Drug addiction is not real, people with unhappy lives get "addicted" because it makes them happy, while happy people who take the same drugs are never going to get addicted because they have an ideal life. E.G. ugly men with no friends will never get a girlfriend so they retreat to pornography or do other drugs.

People who do drugs are socially outcast and even sent to prison, making them want drugs more.

>Maybe a "not in her head" case but fuck it

Gf is practically the definition of paranoid. She gets worried about things that only ever happened in her head with no justifiable trigger.

Example:
>we had a threesome
>she's very well into the girl, even proposed going out with her alone
>mybonerisokwiththis.pdf
>suddenly flips and tells me that she doesn't want a full blow threeway relationship
>I zero to pokerface in 0.03s since I never said anything that indicated I wanted that

This is only one example but happen pretty often with other subjects too

>she does knitting
>says she wants to expose it in an artisan's public fair
>I advice against it straight away since the audience won't be her targeted market
>few days lates
>mentions in a fight that I said she should go and changes my mind

Seriously, I can't even classify what array of mental disorder she has, but I'm sure she has more than a few. She sees a shrink once a week but I honestly doubt she mentions her mood swings to him, since it's been going on for years and the motherfucker simply refuses to learn from her mistakes.

What the fuck gives????

>>18096654
*changed my mind, not changes

>>18096654
Sounds like Borderline case if she has sudden 0-100 mood swings

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Change friends

>>18096623
Until they admit they have a problem, they will see your help as "attacking" them. Wait until they're out of money, blow, and things to steal. They'll be crying themselves to sleep at night from the withdrawal. Wait until then to try and convince them it's a problem.
This is one of the hardest addictions to break, imo. If they're even slightly religious, use the "higher power" tactic. Most ex-cokeheads I know are total jesus-freaks now, because not many have the willpower to cease coke abuse without a "higher-power"

They're probably in a self sabotage type of state at the moment.

They're depressed, and have problems they need to work through. If you're capable of providing help, shelter, and a safe place for them, try and mention that they can fall back and trust on you if they ever need the help.

They have to want it though, so they're probably going to have to go a bit closer to rock bottom.

Make sure you don't let them be able to take advantage of you, I let my drug addict friend stay with me for a few months to help him get better, but he ended up stealing my rent money, my gun, my car stereo, and battery.

Now he's in some Methadone rehap clinic or something and actually doing better. And, he settled his debt to me.

stalk him to his house and then when he finally falls asleep beat the crap out of him
or just dont be primitive as fuck

>>18096547
What are you, 8 years old?

>>18096547
You already won when he didn't show up. This will al be forgotten when you turn 10 though

>>18096523
oh wait i forgot to say she was wearing a gag

>>18096525
send her a dick pic ASAP.

unless she lives near you... in which case, just give her the dick.

>>18096534
my dick is average man i can't be sending dick pics

>>18096517
You got fucked sorry bro

Your mom is retarded.

>>18096517
Get a job. Make loadsa money. Pay off your debt.

First world problems

Just be content with the idea that she, like any disgusting human being, will eventually do something to hurt you... like leave you for another guy.

Then, as you reschedule, you'll think "eh, if she leaves me, I'll find someone else... and if she leaves me before the dinner, I'll have saved monies."

>>18096503
This mind set is very hard for me to get into.

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>>18096497
Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

Being paranoid about things like relationships tells me that you like being in control (of a situation). I have no doubt that you have a rational mind that knows all this, but let me repeat it anyway: know what you cannot control and exercise yourself to simply let go.

You live in the Now. The only active control you can exert currently is what you plan on doing the next moment. All else is just an illusion.
Yes, people can sometimes misuse trust, or do things that you cannot control. But such is human nature. Let go. Live in the moment and enjoy a date when you have one, and don't regret the moment when you do not have one.

I know you can do this, Anon.

>>18096493

>does two people of opposite genders going on vacation together necessarily mean they're about to have sex

Yes, so obviously you should avoid going anywhere with your mom.

>>18096494
I went on vacation with my mother, sister, and sister's boyfriend. Guess who rode my mother and who rode my sister. Yeesh.

>>18096494
If they're not related, jesus christ shouldn't that be obvious

He's probably an aspie. By giving him that money you enabled him... his parents probably did the same. Damn aspies and their guilt tripping bs.

>>18096464
Your what? Dont make me laugh senpai

Forgot to mention, he's also rich and is spoilt af by his parents (3k gaming pc which he never uses, etcetc.)

yeah, do it.

Good luck. It's nearly impossible.

she's basically betting on your dick being too small

you should get that checked.

>>18096435
From what I understand, dry sockets should hurt like fuck

If you feel no pain at all, that's a good sign. All the same, a real dentist is your best bet

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>>18096435

>Any dentists in here?