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How can I increase my chances of having a big family with a beautiful woman?
Tell me everything I need to do, step by step.
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>>18116500
Be good looking. Go to church. Have a great job that pays really well, a house.
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>>18116500
1. Marry a beautiful woman
2. Get her pregnant
3. Repeat step 2 until your family reaches desired bigness
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>>18116510
This. Be an active member of a church or a mosque. Those religious girls usually love a family man.
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I fuck up everything, I'm a shit person. 2017-03-10 11:34:08 Post No.18116490
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I fuck up everything, I'm a shit person.
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Hey guys,
Ok, so, I seriously fuck everything up, literally everything in my life I fuck up, somehow or another.. its really starting to fuck with me and I don't know how to deal with it properly, with my own stupidity and shit I do.. am I just a bad fucking person?
So, I fucked up university, because of laziness, depression and anxiety, I just.. fucked it, I failed 2 years in a row, because I was to busy drinking and getting fucked with friends, in my first second year, I suffered from really bad anxiety and depression, to the point I honestly believe one thing could have resulted in me killing myself, I went on anti-depressants and they helped me with how I felt, but didn't stop me from fucking everything up. I still didn't do Uni work, and I still fucked up my relationship at the time..
So my relationships.. I was in a 2 year relationship with this girl, we broke up after lots of arguing, lots of fucking up, everything fell apart.. I got stupidly drunk and argued with her really badly and we broke up.. I then spent months begging her to come back.. badgering her? Like wtf is wrong with me..
My most recent break up, I moved in with her, just for a short time while I waited to find another place over the summer, we started falling apart, arguing.. he friends Mum died and she was really upset about it, we argued about that, I felt like she was sad all the time, for months.. I told her other people handle it better.. which was stupid of me, but for some reason at the time I thought it was right.. we argued all the time, because she was angry at me all the tine over little things.. she went away for a while and told me she didn't think she loved me anymore, when she came back we got really drunk together, got into an argument, apparently I started shouting at her, asking how she got so fucked up? If she was raped by her Mums boyfriends.. seriously wtf is wrong with me?
I feel awful about it, and that was months ago. how do I stop fucking things up?
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>>18116490
I just don't understand why I keep fucking things up, its not just things in this post..
I never want to hurt people, but I seem to hurt literally everyone around me, and its starting to isolate me and I'm starting to isolate myself..
I just feel like I'm a piece of shit, a complete fuck up. How do I sort my shit out?
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>>18116490
what you do now is you drop out, you get a job, and build a new life.
stop worrying about relationsihps that end. they all end. its the nature of relationsihps.
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>>18116490
Idk, do you have ADHD?
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Final exams, SATs, and ACTs are coming. I might sound dumb, but how do i incrrase my chances of getting a high score?
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Study
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they have some sat act tutor schools that are ok I think one is like the Princeton sat school or something.
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1) Do a lot of practice exams
2) Everytime you get a question, write down the type of question that you got wrong; do the correction right after you take a test
3) Work on fixing the skill that the question was testing
4) Repeat until you get full scores on the practice test
t. SAT tutor
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I need hel guys. I let my fucked up life go on for too long. Now its seriously turbing into problems, like being a 30+ yr old isolated virgin whos only interest is work, or becomming impotent without ever having had my penis inside a girl.
These are seriouious problems, along with anal cancer which are currently attacking my life.
Why is it so worthless.
Im going to die soon please help.
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Well, if you're short on time and don't want to die a virgin, I think yours is one of those occasions you can buy a prostitute and not have to feel too ashamed.
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>>18116475
Are you to shy of the opposite sex?
If it's that important you should try to improve yourself, or use a dating site.
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Hey /adv/, looking for some advice I can only ask for anonymously.
>Currently talking to five girls, have first dates set up with all of them
>Have tickle fetish
>I don't want to get in a long term relationship with someone who doesn't have ticklish feet
>I am afraid of turning down four girls and choosing the fifth just to find out later she isn't ticklish
Any way of slipping the question into casual conversation? I can't think of any way that won't be creepy.
In past relationships I got lucky a couple of times, and unlucky a couple of times (those unlucky times were really unsatisfactory relationships)
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Isn't everyone ticklish, to some degree? Isn't it just a question of who's willing to let you indulge them?
I don't think there's a way to "sneak it in" unless you're already comfortable to have casual conversations about sex/sexual preferences with her. It would be somewhat creepy to try to talk about your specific fetishes before you've even broached the general topic of sex.
It's really not a shocking, gross, or difficult fetish, so I feel like most women would be fine with it once you've hooked up once or twice and you feel comfortable enough to ask for it.
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>>18116469
how many times has someone kicked you in the face?
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>>18116506
Not everyone are ticklish at all unfortunately, and of course it also has to be someone who's comfortable with it, which is another requirement (though all the girls I've dated so far have eventually come around).
The problem is that I am hoping to find out before we get to bed, since I won't be comfortable with dating multiple girls at the same time that far into the relationship.
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Anyone here have any cosmetic surgery done? I want your experiences.
Please Include:
>What was the procedure
>Price
>Location it was done in (city, state, etc)
>Worth it?
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Breast augmentation and lift, 10k, scottsdale, yes.
I had some jacked up boobs (deformity) so now I just dont feel like a freak anymore
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you only live once so if you think it'll make a big difference in your life go for it. Don't get a addicted to it. also realize cosmetic surgery won't fix your self esteem if you have deeper issues. a lot of the women in my family have plastic surgery, they were already pretty, but wanted to fix little things like the shape of their nose, lips, whatever. less is more.
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Hair transplant, $8k, somewhere in Asia
Definitely worth it but I should have taken propecia earlier to avoid all the unpleasantness and financial loss
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>Break up with girlfriend of several years just half a year ago
>We live in different cities currently
>She was practically living with me for a while, so I have shitloads of her stuff
>After a lot of trouble, manage to get everything to her through mutual friend who happened to be passing by her city with a truck, get my stuff back
>Forget to send her a couple of dresses
>Start dating new girl
>No idea what to do about the dresses, she wants to meet in person so I can give them to her, but I can only see that blowing in my face. On the other hand, keeping those dresses here for new girl to see is recipe for disaster
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>>18116442
Fedex
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>>18116452
this. also bin, charity shop, fire, wtf OP be creative and stop moping, sounds like you're not even close to over her
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>>18116452
Unfortunately, the post in my country is fucking terrible, so I can't risk sending something that expensive through it (one of the dresses cost 400$).
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Have a hard time saying no to people 2017-03-10 11:06:03 Post No.18116438
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Have a hard time saying no to people
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>be minding my own business and studying in the school cafe
>group of ladies come up to me and said they were taking donations to help third world kids or some shit
>kinda pushy and gave pen and paper to me, as if they they already assumed I was going to give them money
>very reluctant but gave them some anyways
Few minutes after they left I realized I was conned out of my own money. (They were only taking cash, when they introduced themselves they didn't say which organization they're in, a lot of the previous donations that was on the paper they gave me were like $40 which is hard to believe). Why am I such a pushover? They must have been laughing behind my back thinking how stupid I was.
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And worst part is I couldn't focus on my work afterwards because all I could think about was how much of a stupid pushover I am.
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Well.. now you know for next time.
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>>18116446
Pretty much this OP.
You just have to keep working on it and saying no when you want to. Just takes experience to break down that anxiety if you tend to avoid conflict and keep to yourself.
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Should I skip a semester of University to work for a good temporary position at this renowned place? I think the position and experience is invaluable for.my resume. If I do take it I will be effectively held back a year from my studies. I will also have to relocate temporarily to a new city.
Any advice?
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>>18116420
absolutely go for it, I fully intend to take time out of uni to leave my country for work experience, don't feel the need to rush uni, do what you've gotta do.
living in a new place will open your eyes too
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>>18116420
IF the place is that renowned then yes. When I hire someone, I'm actually more concerned about the jobs they have done than their degree.
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Thanks for the words.
It would be amazing to do this . I think I will.
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How do I learn philosophical debate and rethoric
Suggest me some good books about it
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Start with the greeks
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>>18116365
Schopenhauer - The art of being right
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>>18116384
Well as usual I didn't express myself well enough. I don't really mean rethoric, more like exposition and argumentation.
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I do too much complaining about my track record with women. So instead of crying why I can't seem to meet women frequently or when I do, ones that suit me and vice versa; just tell me how you met your SO. I want to hear your stories and gain perspective.
Side game. Anyone care to guess what city I'm in based on pic related?
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>>18116364
Chat with all reasonably attractive women all of the time. The ones that already have husbands or boyfriends you still chat with for practice.
I met my wife at jury duty.
You never know.
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I met my husband at a bar. We talked once and I mentioned where I worked. The bar closed and several months later I got a message from work that some guy called there asking for me. By that time I'd forgotten him, but I called him and after talking agreed to meet again. 12 years together nearly every day and night after our first date.
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>>18116364
for in person its always different.
met one on a bus, met one at ralphs, met one at a bar. really wherever women are, you can talk to women. i worry less about if they 'suit' me and more about if we get along.
you're not shopping for women, you're meeting them.
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Is there something I can wear around my face that will only cover the bottom of it like under my nose? I don't quite want a scarf just something like a hoodie or coat that has a stretchy thing that dovers your face
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grow a beard
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They call them neck warmers
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>>18116354
Like a balaclava
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How do you live a meaningful life?
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try to increase the good in the world.
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>>18116350
by having close and loving relationship with other humans , or cats and dogs
meditate
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Do something meaningful.
Plant a tree
Pick up some trash and throw it away or recycle it.
Donate money even if a little bit.
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So I have a problem with being smelly. I take a shower every day at different times and no matter what I still get stinky really fast. Few examples
>Took a shower, went to the movies, come back and my balls and creases between my legs are all sweaty and smell.
> Take a shower last night, wake up, do nothing really just watch tv, play some computer games, go to the bathroom and it reeks down near my balls and crease
I am fat so I can understand the reason of it being all damp and stinky down there and it literally happens so many times im getting sick of it and its getting bad. How can I prevent this in a quick way, im losing weight but that is long term. I need a quick solution, also my ass smells alot also I go to the bathroom and wipe it clean then like in an hour I can smell poop a little bit. Idk what to do. Maybe a stronger soap? I use a suave body wash that smells pretty nice. I took a shower last night and did nothing all day and my skin feels oily and gross and I have a smell going on right now.
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clean and dry your fat self. buy better underwear. learn how to wipe your ass, that's inexcusable.
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Put some deoderant down there.
Also make sure your underwear are light and have a good airflow and do not bunch up.
But the most effective way to stop this is to age.
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>>18116346
I dry up all the time and put some powder on it, I have gildan underwear, and I litearlly wipe until there is nothnig left at all so idk how there is more.
>>18116352
I do sometimes just not all the time and it kinda works, I have boxer briefs so i might get new ones
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Hello fellow Dutch people. How do I get my hands on xtc? The guy I got it from moved away yet I still want to use it.
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>>18116310
Isn't it available on every street corner in any city in Netherlands?
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>>18116317
I dont go outside
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>>18116445
What's the point of consuming it if you don't go out and socialise? It's a heavy stimulant that's for sure