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Does anyone recognize these weird marks on my leg? I dunno what these marks are from but I've had them for years. Scrotum for position.

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There's a bunch of streams coming soon from an Expo and I want to save them offline. The problem is my OBS started to lag in one of my past recording. What is a great software to recommend to download Twitch streams?

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I was just about to buy a flat for 160k€, but just before I got the key a report from urban planning came up that the building is in infraction.

There's a garage attached to the flat behind the building, and to get there from the street you have to take a short path that leads to a public parking. However there never was any formal authorization from the city to do that, since the building was supposed to have a private path which was not built due to measurement errors (the town is partly at fault on that).

So, in the worst case, the city could sell that parcel and the new owner could decide to forbid passage, and there'd be no way to access the garage. The city agrees that this must be regularized, but it'll take at least a year to do that. So I have 2 options:

1) I cancel the sale, lose about 1000€ in engaged fees, start all over again (it took me about a year and most of my free time to finalize the sale) and have to rent in the meantime (600€/month).
2) I accept the sale without the garage for 140k€, with a written promise to buy the garage for 20k€ if and only if the town agrees on the passage, renting it 50€/month in the meantime that will be deduced if I eventually buy it. So best case I get the original sale, worst case I get a flat for "cheap", but without a parking space which could be a problem.

What should I do /adv/?

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18 year old here
How do I get into a good, stable, loving relationship this day and age, and additionally, how do I make sure that my desire for this doesn't overwhelm me and stop me from being able to focus on more important aspects of my life like physical/mental health, school, my job, and so on?

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So I went to MEPS and right after my physical. The doctor said that I need my medical records. I asked if I was disqualified, he said no. Told my recruiter that the doctor left my application open, he said I was disqualified. I'm disqualified right?

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>Be friends with girl for a year (college)
>I only ever knew her as married. She's hot, but I never thought of her as an "option" because married.
>Before I got there she had a fling with one of my friends
>She says "it was what it was, a fling"
>She got married to an armybro after fling happened with my friend
>She almost moved to be with him in coastal state, but decided to divorce him
>Told me she'd be miserable with him, that he neglected the relationship constantly
>Even up to a few months before she announced the divorce, she acted friendlier to me
>She has raised very blatant flags that she's interested
(Very physically flirty, one time started licking me while drunk(pre divorce), twice has jumped into my arms and practically makes me carry/hold her when just bullshitting with friend group, when I was breaking up with a girl)
I made a self deprecating joke about someone else being out of my league, she took off her glasses, put her hand on mine and said "I think you're attractive, anon. And I had to take off my glasses to say that."
>Friends, even friend that slept with her told me "I think she has a thing for you" and mentioning great chemistry.
>We hang out a lot more one on one lately.
>We got on a strange topic over text, and I guess she didn't know I considered her one of my best friends.
"Sweet shit. I didn't know you considered me to be that good of a friend. I knew you valued me a little at least haha."

I don't know if I should get on with this by waiting till we're alone (no clue when that will be, we work a lot in the summer) and making a move on her or just saying "How the fuck do you feel about us?" I don't think she'd be insulted and say "I'm still getting divorced" because she seems ecstatic that she's divorcing him.

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How do you deal with the paranoia brought on by anxiety?

Short version:
>Met a girl online
>We've hit it off REALLY well
>She lives an hour and a half from me
>Told her my transmission is needing some work before I can make the trip out there on my own regularly
>She's picked me up and we've have 2 days so far (and sex)
>Suddenly my paranoia is telling me she's going to eventually want to end it due to the distance even though things are going really well it seem

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Taking a greyhound bus from Georgia to California, what should I expect....

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hey /adv/ i have a pretty severe overbite (9mm) will getting over bite correction surgery(basically fucking jaw surgery) fix my weak mandible/chin?

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Should I got out of my way to try to celebrate an old friend's birthday, or just leave a simple Facebook message and go about my day?

Quick greentext

>Have known this girl for nearly 25 years now
>As recently as last year we were inseparable, I hung out with her like 3-4 times a week, with her boyfriend and shit
>In the span of about three weeks in December she gets fired from her job and her boyfriend dumps her
>She starts spending ALL of her time at these three dive bars, doing drugs and drinking
>Literally like 18 hours a day
>Totally ghosts me (and any of her friends that are her age), now only hangs out with sad drunk 40-60 year olds that sit and die in these smoky bars
>Every time I reach out she either doesn't reply, or acts passively friendly

Today's her birthday and frankly I'm kind of mad at her for throwing away all of her friendships for drugs and booze, but I don't know what to do at this point. I feel like it's very sad for her to spend this birthday essentially alone in a bar. Should I desperately try to get her to reply and see her friends?

Thoughts?

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I've been living here in London, for the last 12 years now with my wife of 3 years. I work for a private software company, which develops programs for the medical industry. And I was driven into this field by my passion for computers and by my father's desire to help people. And the woman I've been living with for the last three years, thinks that I've begun to finally have some feelings for her, after the birth of my son last year. And I don't have any love for her inside of me, beacause she's a Pakistani Briton and my parents suggested I marry her, for the financial presents that you get when you marry them. It's pretty comman to give financial presents in Islam. But I had her convert to Christianity before our marriage. And even now, it's not that I go home saying , honey I'm home, cause I really don't love her. And I haven't focused on my marriage a lot, because I'm really busy( really really busy). Please don't take this the wrong way, I don't beat her or scream at her,I never have. It's just that I know that she will never backfire. And we do get physical, I don't restrain myself, if she asks me for it. And she doesn't work, she literally does nothing. I'm 28 now, I want to take some real decisions before I get older. And deep down inside I feel that sense of guilt and remorse moving inside of me, for the fact that my son is biracial.

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I have an old Crescent road bike and a couple of guys online are asking me how much I want for it.

How much should I ask for it?
I'm currently asking $200. All parts are Campagnolo and I think they're quite valuable.

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Please just tell me it's going to be alright. Please. I don't want to do it.

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I feel like my personality is deteriorating. I consider myself a good person but recently my actions have been out of character. I feel helpless to stop it though. I feel compelled to do so much. Go to strip clubs, tell people who are nothing but human garbage to fuck off.

I feel like my mind just isn't healthy. I have extremely vengeful thoughts. So many people have wronged me but fate has not punished them.

Am I a good person? Is this what good people do? Plot revenge? Harm others? Watch people suffer and choose to turn away?

What does it mean? I envy people who don't have conflicted minds. Either be evil or good... but being forced to live with both is a hellish experience.

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What did he mean by this?

I don't understand this quote.

"Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into."