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I'm detached, not from the real world or some shit like that but from myself.
I'm awear it sounds odd. I though so myself the first few Times it came up and dismissed it and I'm having trubbel putting it into words.
One half of me, the more emochenal one, wants to do one thing but the other, the more calculating one, says that's not the case and judges me for it.
>I want to out for a run, NO your cardio is crap and what are you even going to do out there! Sit back down.

>That girl is kind of cute. She would not be interested in you!

>Now that I have a girl freind we could do lewd shit. NO you're too Young for that
(Was 14 at that point)

And everytime almost fall unconscious from standing up to quickly and my mind goes blank I here
>Don't mess around, stand straight

And I will act differently to every person I meet after Reading them to apeal to them. All just so that voice won't come back to say thing that I know are all too true. Flaws in my character and such.

Me dissmissing this for so long is a couse of this mentalstate.
But now I can't ignore it anymore. My freinds have noticed and started to coment on the fact that I act completly different around other people.
And I don't want to have to keep dealing with this voice.

Anyone got any answers for me? I'll take any advice

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I'm a 20 year old male living in Canada and have never been into dating or hookups. I'm a good looking guy and was wondering what the best app/website is for hookups.
I feel like I'm missing out from a lot of fun. Tinder is really the only thing I can think of.

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I am trying to sell myself to Apple in order to land a job as wage slave apple specialist
Problem is I am getting hit so hard by my Autismo Maximus after reading forums online and I cannot get to write my cover letter

What do I say to stand out as the ultimate appealing jew who has a "personality" other than the usual teamwork enthusiastic blablabla bullshit that recruiters straight out ignore?

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i'm currently a fashion merchandising major in college.

they basically set you up to fail and they purposefully intend to weed people out of the program because it's such a high paying job and hard program.

even when i spend 10+ hours a week on an assignment, i still fail it because the professor pays attention to every single little detail. it's all art based, and i did this major because i assumed it was mostly business oriented

anyway, i don't think this major will work out for me.

i'm excellent at writing and business and want to do something that incorporates both and generates good money.

i was thinking overall business management but it doesn't have a writing component

are there any majors that pull writing and business together that are decent/high paying?

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>computer problems
>troubleshootings and other fixes don't seem to work
>shit down computer instead
>everything running smoothly again

Why did that work?

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Post yours. Judge others.

>accept the advances of my subordinate and start a relationship
>can't believe a woman could love me that much, best time of my life, might marry her
>depression starts coming back, feelings for her start dwindling
>get desperate, stop meds (thought they were making me insensitive), plunge deeper into depression
>try to break up twice, my feelings for her almost gone, she tearfully convinces me to stay
>she gets transferred, blames me for not trying to stop it and tells me how disappointed she is (she has daddy issues, BIG TIME)
>feel completely useless, don't see her for a week (was seeing her every single day for 8 months, she slept with me every weekend)
>she messages me how she misses me
>sms her that I want to break up and block her from contacting me

NOW BEGINS THE SHITTY PART:
>she comes to my house the next day first thing in the morning (she had the keys to my garage)
>starts banging on my window, waking me up, begging me to talk to her
>okay I gotta commit to this, don't back out now
>[spoiler]CALL THE COPS ON HER[/spoiler]
>tell them I just want her gone and my key back
>hear she say "I can't believe you did this to me" when they arrive
>she tries to reach me several times a day, every day, for the next weeks and gets completely ignored
>comes back to work with me, 20 feet away from my desk with a direct line of sight
>don't even look in her general direction for the past 6 months

DESU, I felt like shit for the first few months, but now I have resigned myself. It was only passion, not love. I avoid her to not hurt her more nor give her false hopes.

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Can someone please hack an online android game called pokeland legends for me, its pay to win and im tired of being weak because of that

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if my friend consistently says i'm a bad friend, am i really the issue? why would you keep wanting to hang out with someone who is a bad friend?

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Just diagnosed with low testerone levels (both free and serum) what is pols opinion on trt?

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I've been attending a good college for the past two years but wanted to leave it because it really lacked a social/college atmosphere. I didn't enjoy my time there at all and I made basically no friends. All while this was going on my other friends at another good college were having a great time.

I ended up putting in a transfer request to enter Year 3 of the other college, but it was denied because my grade average was not high enough. However I was offered Year 2, which I've took but it is not yet finalized.

Now I'm at this new college, one week in, and one of my best friends who's (very smart) has to repeat his entire year because he failed one of his exam. I've been in some lectures and can already tell the standard is higher. I'm absolutely petrified of failing and having to repeat the year. If that happens I'll essentially be stuck in Year 2 when if I just stayed in my original college, I could have graduated.

At the moment I'm really unsure what to do. A large part of me wishes I just stuck with my original college, graduated and just moved on with life. Another part wants to stay in the new college so I can enjoy college life, but I really don't want to run the risk of having to repeat the year. If that happened I'd most likely dropout and that'd destroy me.

At the moment nothing is finalized, however, if I returned to my original college I'd have to get work placement absolutely ASAP (which is difficult), as the first semester is all placement. On top of this, my mother and father have been trying so hard to get me into this college and I feel it'd be a massive insult if I turned around to them and changed my mind after all they've done for me.

I'm having a massive case of "the grass is always greener" and I really don't know what to do. I feel like a failure no matter what option I take. Any advice?

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Has anyone ever traveled with a couple before?

I travel a decent amount, although mostly by myself. A friend and his wife have mentioned before they would like to take trips too. So I just mentioned to them that I'm gonna get dive certified and I think it would be a blast to go to Sint Maarten in the Caribbean, and asked if they'd like to go. They both seemed excited. Only thing is, am I third wheeling myself by inviting them to a tropical island where it's mostly just couples going to have lovely dovey time? I just want to go to see airplanes, eat seafood, dive and walk around. My friend and his wife are both cool, and I like being around the both of them. I just hope it doesn't get weird..

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i will never have a gf and spend the rest of my life going to prosties.

I really didnt want for things to turn out this way. I always tought i would have more time and that everything would turn out to be okay. And it did - but love is gone and will never come back.

Wont it?

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Need to break up with my online bf of one month. I want to stay friends. Help????

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How does anyone ever get over a break up with a bad ending?

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how do i stop being an asshole to everyone close to me