So a few days ago on /pol/ I saw some delusional nigger claim that NASA was gonna dive that one satellite into Saturn and it would release some chemicals that mix with it's atmosphere or whatever (I forgot the specifics) and turn it into a second blue sun because (((They))) worship Moloch/Saturn/Satan.
At first I thought it was a terrible happening theory but then I remembered pic related. What I'm thinking now is that on the 23rd a bunch of natural disasters and other stuff will happen to the Earth and they'll tell us the only way to survive is to start civilization on another planet. They'll then throw us into these things en masse. It's all going to be a trick so (((they))) can drive us into this new Dark Sun and sacrifice us all to Moloch.
What are your thoughts? Is this possible or am I just as retarded as the guy who made the claim?
>collapse Saturn into a star
lol no
>>19552541
you need to go back
>>>/pol/
I'd call you a LARPer, but I did dream of something similar a while ago where a reptilian was trying to lure me into his large, insterstellar ship, so I think you're onto something. Basically, don't accept rides from strangers is the principle here I think.
Title says all. This has been a concept in my head ever since I was little. Maybe artists see the world like they draw in their paintings, and maybe writers see the world like they write in their stories. Does our mental state change the way we physically see the world? I have a lot more questions, but that would make this post too long.
>>19552580
Why no?
Ever meet a synesthete? They demonstrably experience the world in unique ways physiologically.
Someone knows Whats the meaning?
being caught shoplifting
nonconsentual coitus
>>19552520
pentacle with the 5 elements. entry level alchemy desu
We are hardware.
The software has been running for a long time but for the first time it is recorded, imprinted, archived.
The omens are a signal.
The signs are a link.
We are going online.
>>19552510
how do I uninstall?
>>19552510
We are bullshit.
The bullshit has been bullshitting for a long time but for the first time it is bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
The bullshit are a bullshit.
The bullshit are a bullshit.
We are going bullshit.
>>19552548
I far prefer this interpretation. No matter how far you follow the "simulation chain" upwards logically, it always goes to infinity just like every other interpretation. A simulation of a simulation of a simulation etc. it's all bullshit. Infinite bullshit. It doesn't matter if this is a simulation, you'll never "get out of it" because you'll just say the exact same shit at the next level, so to speak.
i'm studying mythology.
i was curious who you would say is the most utterly beta cuck god in all of mythology.
assuming there is one.
>>19552505
Loki, obviously.
Hades
>>19552505
Hephaestus. Aphrodite went out and cucked the poor bro all the time, it's why his ass forged a net.
Imagine that you are trying to talk to someone through telepathy, but this person doesn't know it.
You want to know whether if it is working or not but you don't want to ask the person. How can you influence this person to do or say something that will give away, somehow, that you are being successful?
What would you do?
Long story short I have been experimenting with telepathy and such just for fun and I want to know if this really works.
I read some smut about this once. You need to get them to suck your dick, or suck their dick. Then you start speaking telepathically while you or they have a mouth full of cock.
The story I read where this happened involved hermaphroditic sphinx looking aliens.
>>19552604
Beautiful, I will absolutely try that, pornto.
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/21/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/
They left a nuclear bomb on the sun and it just detonated. How else do you explain a x-class occurring during a solar minimum?
>>19552388
Did you even read the article, you mong? A: it was posted in 2014 and B: it's obviously satirical.
>>19552415
Never heard of a timer?
>>19552415
...and, C), as the sun is after all what amounts to a hydrogen bomb in a state of perpetual explosion, guess what a mere nuke would do.
Help me i think im being haunted by a demon
I already jerked off 3 times and swore i will try nofap from now on
5min later i took a shower and masturbated again
and after the shower again
1 day before that i tried to summon a succubus? how to get rid of that shit
I can feel its presence next to me and its making me think weird thoughts
>>19552356
ur retarded
>I can feel its presence next to me and its making me think weird thoughts
Sounds hot
>>19552383
not hot my entire day consisted of sleeping and jerking it
I'm actually serious. Can magic make my anxiety go away?
>>19552346
i don't know
but i suggest you give nofap a shot
>>19552381
and no sex
just be abstinent for a bit (like a month) and see if anything changes
Fishe can make the anxiety go away
I still go to mass and practice normal Catholic traditions, but I believe most of the Gnostic stuff I've read. Does this make me a Catholic or a Gnostic?
>>19552302
A Gnostic Catholic?
>>19552302
feeling over formality
>>19552352
What does that mean?
Well lads
I'm taking a break from 4chan
All the shills is interrupting my thoughts.
See you Halloween.
Cheers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz9Nl7uBCvw [Embed]
In April, a video was uploaded to 4Chan titled "01." Since then, 6 videos have been uploaded onto the same channel that reveal encrypted audio and textual messages that my friend and I have tried to decrypt. For the past 5 videos, we've discovered that the messages seem to be about a man being hit by his girlfriend. He also seems to regret something but we don't know what.
The 6th part was uploaded yesterday and I haven't yet started working on it but I always make sure to post to 4Chan first. Please, if anyone will help us solve these encryptions to the videos, we would be extremely thankful. Not enough people know about this series of videos. Help us get it known.
bumping for interest, even tho it's probably just someone pushing his own videos
bump but post what you and your friend found
is that shit russian?
I was trying to figure out the real history of the world, not (((their))) history. I was studying the gnostic texts as well as using prayer and meditation. I jotted down a couple notes of events that may or may not have happened. I got hungry and decided to head to my kitchen. Suddenly, I saw for a few seconds a figure in the dark outlined in blue. I was frightened at first but at the same time I felt a strange brotherly connection to him. It felt like this spiritual creature and my own soul were projections from the same source. He didn't seem happy, but I could tell he wasn't angry at me. He seemed like he went through some times. Suddenly, he disappeared, so I went and grabbed some food. To this day, I'm still not sure what he was. Can anyone help me with this?
>>19552242
I'm hungry for cupcakes now.
>>19552242
Yay, spoops on x!
>>19552333
Checked. Holy trips.
Train to Busan is a fucking fantastic zombie movie.
Is it in Engrish?
This shouldn't be a thread.
>>19552195
It's in Korean with English subtitles.
>>19552209
Oh, sorry. I hope I didn't bump some shitty conspiracy theory or "how i summon scubus" off the board with my thread about a horror movie.
Do you ever think of whether people have actually made deals with the devil/demons/"genies"/djinn or whatever to acquire seemingly unexplainable abilities or talent?
Yuka Kinoshita comes to mind.
I mean who wouldn't wish to be able to eat ten pizzas a day with coke, get paid for it and have have perfect physical health whilst doing it?
She generally is an anomaly, even amongst competitive eaters.
Thoughts on whether people make deals? Any other examples of crazy talents and abilities welcome.
>>19552026
Check out her channel too and the videos explaining her "condition" and the ones showing her blood test results. Perfectly healthy. Doesn't make earthly sense.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFTVNLC7ysej-sD5lkLqNGA
>>19552026
She must poop a lot
There are magic magicians who are assumed to use demons as part of their talent. However theres no telling what kind of rituals they do to obtain it. At the end of the day seeking the demonic for talent is not worth it