http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/21/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/
They left a nuclear bomb on the sun and it just detonated. How else do you explain a x-class occurring during a solar minimum?
>>19552388
Did you even read the article, you mong? A: it was posted in 2014 and B: it's obviously satirical.
>>19552415
Never heard of a timer?
>>19552415
...and, C), as the sun is after all what amounts to a hydrogen bomb in a state of perpetual explosion, guess what a mere nuke would do.
>>19552509
Yeah, but what if it was like a big nuke? Like a trillion Teratons.
Oh Mods?
>>19552415
Satirical isn't the right word. It's clearly a lie but something Kimmy told his blind followers and of course ate up.
>>19554282
Waterfordwhispers is a satirical news site.
>>19552591
there are no mods on this board
>>19552388
>North Korea lands a man on the sun
He must have gone at night.
idiot can't even spell flare
i bet he actually believed that link
>>19556798
Kek
im glad to know /x/ is actually retarded