So a few days ago on /pol/ I saw some delusional nigger claim that NASA was gonna dive that one satellite into Saturn and it would release some chemicals that mix with it's atmosphere or whatever (I forgot the specifics) and turn it into a second blue sun because (((They))) worship Moloch/Saturn/Satan.
At first I thought it was a terrible happening theory but then I remembered pic related. What I'm thinking now is that on the 23rd a bunch of natural disasters and other stuff will happen to the Earth and they'll tell us the only way to survive is to start civilization on another planet. They'll then throw us into these things en masse. It's all going to be a trick so (((they))) can drive us into this new Dark Sun and sacrifice us all to Moloch.
What are your thoughts? Is this possible or am I just as retarded as the guy who made the claim?
>collapse Saturn into a star
lol no
>>19552541
you need to go back
>>>/pol/
I'd call you a LARPer, but I did dream of something similar a while ago where a reptilian was trying to lure me into his large, insterstellar ship, so I think you're onto something. Basically, don't accept rides from strangers is the principle here I think.
>>19552549
I just want some good shit to happen
life is boring