>be me at home
>recently reading lots of creepypastas; especially on /x/
>everythingseemstobefine.gif
Now comes the fun part
>started to hear random noises in the kitchen
>keep telling myself it's the fridge or something else
>noises come every now and then
>noise getting louder
>wtf.jpeg
>lift my fat ass and decide to check whats going on
>as soon as I leave my room, the coldest of cold showers runs down my back
>NOPENOPE
>all instincts telling me to gtfo
>slam door shut and turn key twice
>never have I ever shut a door like this in my entire life
>noises stopped for now
>return to pc
>proceed with surfing on 4chan
>decide to look for some funny greentext stories, so that I can fucking calm my nerves
>keep door shut anyway
>calmed down after a while
>think of what a pussy I am
>need to take a leak for a while now
>go to door and unlock door and check the corridor
>darkness.jpeg
My toilet is next to my room. I just need to take two steps.
>jump into bathroom because stuff is weird in the house
>lock the door in 0.1 seconds
>moment of realization kicks in
>the door in front of my room was open
>the door is never fucking open (keep it shut because the windows are kinda broken and it gets really cold if u leave the doors open)
>what in the actual fuck is happening
>starting to lose my shit and get fucking scared
>try to keep my calm
>remain frozen in place with key still in both of my fingers
>silence.wmv
>can only hear my own breathing
>stay like this for 5 minutes
>noises coming from kitchen again
>heart dropped out of my dick straight onto the fucking tiles
>noises come more frequently
>noises getting really loud and screechy
>notice that they are coming closer
>literally feel like I might die tonight
>noises are DIRECTLY in front of the toilet door now
>shaking like a woman while having an orgasm
>noises stop as soon as they reach me
>decide to turn the lights off... quietly
>noises stopped
>still frozen
>wait 3 minutes
Cont.?
Did you die?
Yes anon cont
>>17646818
Its pretty obvious he djed. OP is too fat to run away and too gay to fight back.
Hi everybody I had an idea.
Let's all get together to answer two questions and accomplish two things.
first, determine if we are in a false matrix reality or not, and if so, find a way to escape it.
second, and this one may sound strange at first, we find out for sure weather or not god is real and how to interact with god, then we kill god and see what happens.
Who want's to do it?
Basically I want to beat the game.
>>17643707
like think of reality as a video game and god is the final boss and waking up from the matrix is beating the game
go to bed, brenden
Has anyone read Thiaoouba Prophecy?
It's a self-reported abduction to a "category 9" (the highest, most advanced category) planet billions of miles away from Earth, back in 1997. The book was made free as a PDF by the author who was chosen specifically by the extraterrestrials to be assigned a task of writing the book. It all seems very convincing to me, and I'm sure you can agree if you read it all.
Interestingly, planet earth is a "category 1" planet - the lowest category of them all. That explains why everyone here thinks life is so shit. It's because we're literally living in the absolute shit-tier category in our current lifetimes.
Sounds like an utter pile of shit
>>17641994
Don't be so fucking narrow-minded. Read it first, asshole.
>>17641997
I'd rather not read that crap.
Anyone have the rest of this?
Also greentext thread
Redpill me on Reptoids
They don't exist.
>>17638684
/thread
>>17638684
How can you know? How can i trust you? What if you are a reptoid?
What is the biggest proof you seen on internet or experienced IRL that paranormal phenomenas is real
Remember: "Prove [ topic ] is real" threads are troll threads made to get n00bs sucked into endless arguments, nothing more, nothing less.
>>17638144
disappearing threads.
>>17638232
Let's not forget shills that try to derail threads>>17638148
I have recently become interested in pure evil
where and how can a I join a cult of Cthulhu?
>>17636867
please don't try and dissuade more serious respondents form enlightening me.
pure evil is the other face of pure love , be careful is powerful and really dificult to master.
also do you want to end your sanity?
did you even read lovecracf?
Is there anything more unnerving than a Warning Siren?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
>>17626380
When your disowned from family.
Any type of urgent warning noises creep me out as well
https://youtu.be/kKwlWe0USoE
>>17626899
why does everyone keep sharing this video?
not relating to the siren but in general. it's lame as shit
Previous thread: >>17569050
This Dream Thread general is for discussion of:
>dreams and interpretation
>nightmares and creepy dreams
>sleep paralysis
>lucid dreaming
>precognitive dreams
>astral projection/OBE
>everything else dream related
Please post here, rather than making a new thread for your own stuff.
Before you post, some guidelines:
1. If you need help with any sort of dream, lucid, SP, recurring, etc, or even just remembering in general, the best advice anyone can give you is to start a dream journal.
2. Giving advice or analyzing someone else's dreams does not require any sort of authority. If you think you can do it, feel free to give some other people a response.
3. Even if you don't believe this is a paranormal topic, this keeps the influx of individual dream threads from piling up, reducing the clutter and helping people find what they want more easily.
Some websites to help you out:
dreamviews.org
http://api.ning.com/files/P3hYmFgEsbPdxPgMJXWt7K6KUuoJYAYi7NXHr5GuVYff8NDqHvvmD7u8mkZ3MnPCSzZGPVKJ*2vwuowl*GbkLZeKNr0hUN0R/RobertBruceMasteringAstralProjection.pdf
I get such little sleep these days I don't even remember my own dreams.
>>17625694
Same here but i am having the same nightmare everynight for weeks now.
Lol some weird shit I dreamt about today
>in some kind of sports/physical competition with people that i don't know but look familiar
>i win all the tests
>all of a sudden i'm in high tech lab or some shit
>zombies
>staring contest with zombies
>zombie spints at me
>i kick that shit in the head
>pack of them sprint at me
>I just keep kicking them for some reason
>they won't die
>maybe if I kick harder
>try to kick harder and wake in bad pain from fucked up toe nail and a mark in the wall from kicking
I just keep having these dreams where I'm killing fucked up beings or monsters, I usually win, but why? I don't even play videogames or watch any movies at all. I'm pretty happy with my life and get good signs from spirits usually.
Why do these dreams happen so often?
I also have dreams that are cool as fuck sometimes where I interact with very positive beings in awesome places
continuing HELLSTAR REMINA from
>>17651810
let's keep the ball rolling, babies
still here OP
Couldn't help myself.
hey guys, manga op back again. i've got quite a few hours before i start moving, so let's chill with some motherfucking
HELLSTAR REMINA
strap in, folks, because this one is a doozy
If you been on long enough, everyone has a fear, irrational or not. With this knowledge in mind, I ask you this.
Whag scares /x/?
>i am afraid of deep space or water.
I'm afraid of single digits
>>17650430
Deep space and deep water. Giant things.
Also, another odd thing I fear is when people do unexplainable things. Not like magic or anything. Like those stories you hear about people who die under mysterious circumstances, and the last known videos of them show them acting unexplainably or erratic. That sort of thing. It's hard to explain.
Like this kind of thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TjVBpyTeZM
The infinity after death, because of this i think people believe in reincarnation
Have anybody ever seen something like ufo ? Real
>>17650362
A couple of things I can't explain, yeah.
Back when I was a kid, my dad woke me up one night to take a look at a strange thing in the night sky. Our house was just a little ways to a ridgeline, and there was this hovering red.. orb slowly moving along the ridge, completely silent. If it had been even a hot air balloon, at that range, I would've been able to hear the burner. Besides, nobody floats one of those things at night and over a foresty ridge.
Wasn't a flare or anything either, they burn pretty damn bright. It was more of a.. luminous orb than anything else. Eventually it just kind of.. disappeared.
>>17650390
Second thing was this silvery teardrop shaped flying object. I only saw it for a short while, but in that short while it made some really fucking fast turns for, well, anything man made. Then it just flew off into the horizon.
Third thing was, well, many things. I was out for a walk with a friend one late evening, and we stopped to sit on the side of a field and just chatted away, looking at the stars. Suddenly, a group of 5 stars just shot away from each other and started making zigzags and crazy maneuvers, before zooming out into the horizon.
I did.
It didn't moved at high speed or had flashing lights, watched it with a friend.
It was next to am ountain it was cigar shaped (just a long rectangle) it was semi transparent it moved slowly didn't made a sound, it was in there for about 3 minutes, I expected it to be a reflection of the sun, so I moved and it was still there.
It dissapered behind the mountain , never expected someone other than my friend to believe me, given my taste for paranormal stuff.
Walpurgis Night is the English translation of Walpurgisnacht for the night of 30 April, so called because it is the eve of the feast day of Saint Walpurga, an 8th-century abbess in Francia. In Germanic folklore Walpurgisnacht, also called Hexennacht literally "Witches' Night".
Walpurgis Night, a traditional holiday celebrated on April 30 in northern Europe and Scandinavia. In Sweden typical holiday activities include the singing of traditional spring folk songs and the lighting of bonfires. In Germany the holiday is celebrated by dressing in costumes, playing pranks on people, and creating loud noises meant to keep evil at bay. Many people also hang blessed sprigs of foliage from houses and barns to ward off evil spirits, or they leave pieces of bread spread with butter and honey, called ankenschnitt, as offerings for phantom hounds.
Hello /x/
You guys probably do know some strange, creepy and cryptic channels on Youtube, do you? Mind linking them? I've found nana825763's channel, but I'm looking for something, say, more eerie and mysterious. Thanks for the responses :)
Pic related
https://www.youtube.com/user/01A51CD0
This 01A51CD0 channel seems to be some sort of a puzzle, most likely it's discontinued, I suppose. Got anything spookier?
I wonder if Chronos is ever going to answer new questions.