Scared shitless need help

Did you die?

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Yes anon cont

>>17646818
Its pretty obvious he djed. OP is too fat to run away and too gay to fight back.

>>17646813
are you hearing noises outside of your mind like physical objects being moved or are they like thoughts?

Might not have much time left. Still shitting myself in the darkness.

>I think I pissed a little
>noises reappear in front of toilet door
>I now seriously think I will die tonight
>continue for a minute which felt like an eternity
>noises actually GETTING BACK INTO KITCHEN SLOWLY
>HOLYFUCKINGSHIT.JPEG
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE
>something is fucking in here with me
>it decided to leave as soon as I turned off the light
>notice some different sounds
>actually is not in the kitchen
>but in my fucking room
>noises stop again

This is not made up Im legitimately scared and thinking about calling for help. Am I just imagining some stupid shit? Ive never heard this before Im starting to go fucking crazy and my phone is at 5%

>intruder in my house
>better get on 4chan and write about it

This thing is scratching the fuckingn walls im calling fkr help

>>17646871

As soon as OP calls, Thing will notice and OP will be kill

>>17646860
Fucking run OP

>>17646860
Ask it to leave nicely. If it doesn't tell it to "fuck off or square up, motherfucker."

At least if it gets you, you'll sound cool.

obviously some blackie got in though the window with a sweet slam dunk jump n is now stealing all ur appliances

Check to see if you can see what it is, if there is nothing then you are probably fine
If it is an actual intruder (I don't know why they would be spending so much time in the kitchen) then you are kill

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>>17646895
>screeches

>>17646895>>17646860
You probs just got yourself a feral nigger. Call 911 OP

Im left with 3% and I havent reached anyone. What the fuck is happening.

>I could swear Im hearing whispers from my room
>really deep fucking noises
>this will be my last post until I reach someone, need to safe battery


>inb4 OP is kill

Fuck you guys Im fucking dying

>>17646902
he's obviously some kind of highly intelligent black man who's traced IP's of schizos on /x/ then goes in their house dick out screeching because he knows theyre all too delusional and scared to come out and see therefore no real witnesses

>>17646909

I'm seriously thinking this guy is not shitting us /x/ kek

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>>17646913
>highly intelligent black man

>>17646913
>intelligent
>black

You wot m8?

>>17646919
ok maybe he's mixed

>>17646909
If you killed yourself, whatever is fucking your toaster in the kitchen might go away

>>17646923
>nigga jew cuck
Saying a derogatory term for a jew got me banned for a day on this board, fucking new janitors

>>17646929
i think you mean Jewitors

Is OP kill?

Rip

OP here

I am considering leaving my fucking adress. I don't have Facebook or that kind of shit. My phone is not getting any signal. I'm conpletely isolated. I only fucking have 4chan.
Whatever that is, is back at the door again and started to whisper and scratch the fucking door. I'm thinking about fucking kick the door in and bailing. I rather do this, than leave my adress on this shit


It now started to walk around louder.. What.. The.. Fuck.

>>17646959
can you record it?

>>17646959
OP seems to be in serious fucking trouble. Try to communicate

>>17646959
Record it and upload, if we can hear it you are fucked, however if not you are undergoing psychosis

>>17646959
Can you just climb out the window?

>>17646967

Hmm He said He is below 5%. My phone doesnt allow recording at this point. But maybe OP can still deliver somehow?

>>17646959
please don't leave your address on 4chan though

post a recording cuck

If OP doesnt answer in the next 5 minutes, he is officially kill

damn nig, yo gotta be running instead of posting mate

He fucked

post a recording gaylord

Op has abandoned us

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>>17647003
Is he going to flush himself down the toilet? OP obviously can't flee. He's fucked

RIP OP

OP has a possum in his kitchen and adrenaline in his blood

>posting on 4chan in a dangerous situation

This one always kills any immersion completely in.
No one would go out of their way to browse the internet or even 4chan in a high tension situation that requires your attention.

>>17647032
This

Basically shitposting entities are fucking with you. They feed off your fear. Stop being a little bitch and they'll go bother someone else.

OP come back to us

>>17647045
>believe there's paranormal bullshit going on
unless you are yourself a paranormal, literally, who you gonna call?
Anything posted here is from the viewpoint of someone who supposedly believes there's spoops going on, your aunt may annd the police won't be much help

>>17647045


OP tried to call his local niggers so they can free him. No one helping though. Also no FB etc
I would consider writing you fags in my final moments as well. It was an honour OP.

RIP in pepperonis

>>17647062
*paranormal expert
which we all are, of course

>>17647062
>unless you are yourself a paranormal, literally, who you gonna call?

Id rather flee the scene before opening up a fucking internet browser, if i would actually believe what ever paranormal thing could potentially endanger my life.

Going online simply is the last thing anyone would do in a threatening situation, paranormal or not.

I can't wait for OP's response. This might be a new creepypasta soon. Saving and keeping an eye out for OP. Pls dont be kill m8

>>17647062
>unless you are yourself a paranormal, literally, who you gonna call?
....Ghostbusters?

>>17647076
what are u a pussy

>>17647084
Kek

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Dude, you are going nuts, or there is a ghost.

Either of these things are not good.

Do you think ghosts give a shit about your door? No, niggas float and shit. The much much more likely thing that is happening is you are (as an anon earlier said) going through psychosis.

Opening the door will probably meet you with nothing. Or it will be a hallucination bullshit somethingoranother.

Either way, you fucked nigga. Run.

OP is kill

>>17647076
>run around
yeah if horror movie casualties have taught us anything...
>takes a while to get scared into believinng there's actual shit going down
>by then you're either paralyzed with fear or articulate enough to understand that you know jackshit aboout what is scaring you and what senses/intentions/powers it has
by all means, run, your sacrifice will make it easier for more intelligent people to escape

>>17647084
yes, that was indeed the joke.
thank you anon.

Op here..

>get my shit together
>scratching stopped
>as soon as it stopped I knock the door open as strong as I could
>midway something blocks my complete force in a single moment
>kinda pass out because I fucked my head up pretty bad
>all is foggy
>never felt like this my entire life
>as soon as I drop, I see what blocked me
>long skinny legs, white skin, no pants, no shirt... just creepy ass looking slender arms legs and black hair that's covering that things face
>fucking.shocked.gif
>get hold of myself
>check again and create distance
>thing starts to smile and slowly starts walking backwards into my room
>vanishes in the dark
>quickly stand up and turn lights on
>nothing.jpeg
>traumatized as fuck
>sit on my bed and begin to charge my gay ass phone
>write this


I havent got a lot of sleep lately. I work a lot because of the new job I got. I think this is getting to me. I thought I was going to fucking die. Whatever my brain can't comprehend... I'll take care of it. I'm going to the doc in 3 hours.

Sorry for lame ass ending

>>17647250
aaaand you ruined it

>>17647250
an emo kid tried to fuck your kettle

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It's ok, glad you're safe OP

>>17647250

sleep deprivation/sleep paralysis maybe?

Call somebody and tell theme what's happening and then run

>>17646913
>highly intelligent black man
I know this is paranormal board, put lets not go that paranormal.

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>>17647269
kek

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that's it,
*ksshhh* "echo two one please head to OP's place for emergency rescue over" *kshhh*

>>17646864
/thread

>>17646860
Call the fucking cops

It's a bear yo

>>17646918
ikr

>>17646813
>>slam door shut

this is a good way to get your shit fucked up if someone/thing was actually lurking inside your house

keep it up

>>17647076
The only logical answer here and he's getting bitched at. Only on /x lol

happy ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread is still alive??? Lol

do something really unpredictable, that works in every fucking situation and will always save if you are still alive
fucking walk upsite down to that room while fully erect, spoop the spooper man

>>17652868
Welcome to /x/

I read this entire thread last night, fell asleep and had an interesting dream

I was in my room at night when I heard a sound, on the other side of my house something busted in through the back door. I could hear creatures coming into my house, I quickly got up to lock my bedroom door a grabed the gun under my bed. It is always pre loaded with 5 bullets in case of an emergency, the rest of the bullets were in the other room or something. I saw a bunch of shawdows under my door banging a trying to pry themselves in. Since it was a dream I immensely struggled to load my rifle, finally I did it and it somehow got a bayonet on it. My door turned into one of those bathroom doors kinda, where it was still wooden but it was a foot off the ground and you could peak over the top if you stood on your toes. I shot one of the creatures in the nose and blood separated everywhere but it didn't die so I shot again in the head and it collapsed I can't remember shooting the other 3 bullets but I did run out and resort to stabbing them with the bayonet. Eventually I forgot about the monsters and I opened my door and went about my day. It ended with my dad seeing my moms text with another guy and driving off a cliff with me in the car. Only I survived. Eventually I forgot about that and this cute girl I know in real life told me she liked me and invited me on a date.

Thanks OP

>>17646934
Kek

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>>17649938
5 star post

>>17647250
It's always a thin pale gangly thing. SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING NEW

>>17646909
ask them to leave

>>17646813
GID GUD
Continue and bump the thread

>>17647250
If it's a lanky pale dude who doesn't wear clothes or shower then you should be able to beat his ass. Unless he's on bath salts of course, then you are doomed. Btw, if this is legit, face the spook with all the faith you have in God or whatever entities' you believe in. It will work and you will prevail. In most cases they'll try to fucking spook you. I'd call up a catholic or orthodox priest to perform an exorcism on your house.