I have recently become interested in pure evil where and how

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>>17636864

>>17636867
please don't try and dissuade more serious respondents form enlightening me.

pure evil is the other face of pure love , be careful is powerful and really dificult to master.

also do you want to end your sanity?
did you even read lovecracf?

It's actually not that hard if you know what you're doing.

1. Stand on your roof at 2:45 a.m., preferably during a waxing gibbous moon. You have exactly fifteen minutes to complete the ritual, so my suggestion is to do a few practice runs first.
2. Take off your clothes. You must be willing to show ritual purity to Cthulhu.
3. Cover your body in a combination of lemon juice (freshly squeezed), squid tentacles (you can find squid at any fish market), soured milk, and tapioca pudding.
4. Shout "BILL COSBY IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR!" while banging on some pots and pans.
5. This is the most important part of the ritual: Keep shoving Pudding Pops up your ass until your neighbors call the police.

Only then can you know the true majesty of Cthulhu.

>>17636876
I'm know the risks. Endless celestial rape and mind numbing insanity. but you underestimate how board I am and what I'm willing to do to have something interesting happen.

>>17636883
if this doesn't work I'm going to be seriously pissed.

the ritual is about cosmic rape by Cthulhu right? getting peed and jizzed on?

>>17636871
>>17636885

If you want to know true madness: read more books. It will also help you with your spelling.

>>17636889
Pretty much, yeah. That's what the Pudding Pops symbolize. Well, the Tapioca is the jizz, but I shouldn't have to spell out the obvious.

This bruh :v

>>17636902
well, I'm not gay so....

is there a female version of Cthulhu? with tons of vaginas instead of tentacles? preferably pure evil like Cthulhu

so no one knows how to get in contact with the elder gods or those who serve them?

>>17636864
From what I remember I think you're supposed to wander around in a swamp until you find a bunch of naked people dancing around a giant frog thing. I would describe it but, oh the horror !

>>17636926
What the fuck do you think /b/ is?

bump
should I read the necronomicon?

>>17636926
no, because they either arent real or dont even acknowledge us.

>>17637049
You should, preferably while jacking it to old episodes of Family Matters.

step 1, be really boring
step 2, surrender your dick to a shitty pretentious writer who used too many fucking adjectives per sentence
step 3, shove a live octopus into your rectum

done, enjoy your newfound relationship with your hot topic-ass edgelord deity

come on someone knows how to get in contact with an elder god.

Cthulhu isn't pure evil.

"Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom."

This is amoral chaos, as far as ordinary humans can discern. It's not evil. Cthulhu is supposed to be bigger and stranger than human morality.

Try another mythology, if you want evil.

>>17636864
You don't get to choose to join the cult of Chtulhu. If Chtulhu wants you, you will have dreams which will tell you what to do. That's Lovecraft 101, m8.

>>17637049
The necronomicon isn't a real book. You can read HP Lovecraft because that's how we know of it now. He has a big ole mythos of characters and books that he refers to in multiple stories.

>>17636864
Start your own and recruit fat ugly high school girls with promises of acceptance and love then feed them lsd until they're willing to kill for you.

>>17636864
Most major cities have at least one, sometimes multiple. Try searching the internet, Facebook and such. Also check out the local game shops.

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>>17636913
Shub-Niggurath. She have whatever you want

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>>17636864
hows sixth grade treating you?

not well, i would assume...

>>17640029
just looks like more tentacles to me.

that's the problem with these monsters, they're all cocks.

>>17636864
If interested in pure evil you should probably steer clear of any "cults" that worship Cthulhu, seeing as Cthulhu is a figment of the imagination of H.P. Lovecraft. Any cult that follows Cthulhu is just role playing. It's like D&D but way gayer. If you're interested in pure evil, I'd suggest taking a look at theistic satanist organizations. Perhaps the Order of Nine Angles would interest you. Can't tell you how to join, though. Good luck!

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u wish for some fucking ( in ass) ? guess what, its me the real cthulhu. come to my house on baker's street by six if u want a whipping

>>17640130
says the faggot posting a cartoon pic

>>17640350
cartoon go away! no no no! go away! go away! GO AWAY

>>17636864
>pure evil
>Cthulhu

chose one

>>17640939
why? Cthulhu is totally evil

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>>17636864
First, you must buy your copy of the Necronomicon on Amazon.
While waiting for package, practice your inhuman chants unheard of by mortal ears.
Once you have your book, travel out into a swamp and find your a cult right for you.
Finally, sacrifice yourself to the indescribable horror and spend eternity suffering.

>>17636864
Off the corner of edge and punching bathroom walls to look cool

>>17643391
whateva I do what I want.

... did it look cool though?

>>17637049
>should I read the necronomicon?

FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17636864
You can start by reading actual lovecraft books and realizing that Cthulhu isnt real and neither is the cult. Any actual existing cthulhu cults are just edgy teenagers who have never even read his stories

Fucking QUAINT!
First of all of you can't come back from suicide what the ficl are you even talking about evil four, nigger?!!?!

You eat food! Or don't!

But you breath

Or don't!
Shut uP!

LOVING YOU SO MUCH RIGT NOW WI HINESTEY

>>17643401
No
also honestly if you're actually interested in cosmic horror and ultimate evil try reading lovecraft. None of it is real but its amazing none the less

>>17636864
>where and how can a I join a cult of Cthulhu?

is this nigga serious right now

>>17643419
wut.

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>>17643419
is... is this a pasta i havent seen yet or is this nigga just crazy?

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>>17636864
Cthulhu isn't evil you colossal idiot.
Go actually read a Lovecraft story.
Cthulhu is beyond good and evil, the terms simply dont apply to him.
His morals are orange and blue not black and white.
He's not satan, he's not lucifer, he's just a gigantic evil alien that makes humanity look like the dust on the bottom of oceans in comparison.

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>>17643444
>cthulhu isnt evil
>he's just a gigantic evil alien

>>17642957
Explain how in any way Cthulhu is evil?

>>17643444
>Cthulhu isn't evil you colossal idiot.

>he's just a gigantic evil alien

Based kek

>>17643444
>he's just a gigantic evil alien

I thought you said he wasn't evil

>>17643455
he destroys and rapes things with no regard for how people feel about it just because he can.

>>17643467
>arguing about fictional monsters

all of you posers saying cthulu isnt evil obviously has never read the lovecraft book because the entire thing is him just using adjectives that mean evil to describe the horror of cthulu

>>17643476
>doing whatever I feel like with my own personal time.

>>17643506
good point

bump

the night terrors advertisement guy should do a show on discordians and Cthulhu next

>cthulhu exists
You're a retard.
>cthulhu is evil
You're a retard who doesn't understand Lovecraftian fiction.

>>17643672
tell that to the Servants of Cthulu

>>17642957
Nah. He is amoral. After all he is a Great Old One. An omnipotent all powerful being. He is way above what mortals call evil or good. You need to understand one thing to accept this. Humanity as a whole is not significant from the viewpoint of the universe just like our morals.

>>17637049
you should not you know I still regret it... I had a wonderful girlfriend Linda. Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. It seems an archeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: Necronomiconexmortis. The Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Samarian text contained bizarre burial rights, funeral incantations, and demon resurrection passages, it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the woods, something evil. It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.

>>17637086
of course I do. you need to descend the sunken city of R'lyeh

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>>17644102
Groovy

>>17636864
What's the name of the game this is from?

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>>17636883
true insanity, worthy of a follower of the elder priest.

>>17645448
1a7r0m ymr@ gn1kcUf ym h7r0w 70n er'uOY

nigga, if you honestly expect someone to give enough of a fuck about your shitty arg to actually put the time and effort into solving this, you are out of your goddamn mind.

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>>17636864
ITT OP seeks to join other lonely autistic kids

>>17644102
That is his reasoning, and it is false.

There are loads of people who work with the old ones OP. Don't look for good answers here though. Most replies will be "he's fictional reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
But the point is that HP lovecraft got a glimpse of them through the collective unconcious and his stories. just Google either how to worship Cthulhu or cult of Cthulu and go from there.
This is the worst place you go come for advice, this is where ideas in the paranormal come to die.

To further point you in the right direction, check out the work of Warlock Asylum and the Asaru clan. I frequent another occult website and these names were mentioned.

Good luck

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> fictional character
> real
>>17643716
> missspelling it
Come now. However, look into Ixaxaar. You'll have more luck losing your mind with that than praying to nothing. Alternatively, just start worshipping him. Once you give this idea power, it becomes real on a spiritual scale. What's stopping you?

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>>17637830
This

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>>17643419

>>17645160
Underrated

>>17636864
Maybe get a bunch of friends to follow this book, open a church, ???, profit.
https://a.pomf.cat/carbgk.pdf

Lovecraft mythos is based on actual lore he found on his gramps library.
So hunting actual cursed and ancient book is a start.

As someone else mentioned, the Tabula Smaragdina and the Order of Nine Angles or Cults of Saturn are a gateway as well

>>17637771
that's all fun and deep when you lack proper chemical balance in your brain but when you have a functioning mind it's evil, period.

>inb4 deep deconstruction of why it's just a matter of perception

This is the oldest jewish trick in the book to make puppy holocaust sounds like a not so bad idea after all.

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>>17654059
Good and Evil are moral concepts based on intent and the opinion of a majority. The End goals of Cthulhu are only evil until they come to fruition, then the madness overwhelming mankind will render things like morality useless.

tl;dr Cthulhu = Evil ending evolving into mindless chaos

>>17651282
you're a fucking idiot if you believe this at all. No where in any of anything written by Lovecraft says a damn thing about a book of his grandfathers. The only reference to a "grandfather's book" related to Lovecraft is a letter to Robert A. Price drafting ideas for one of Price's stories that was never finished in which the narrator would find something akin to Lovecraft's Necronomicon in his grandfather's attic.

>>17636913
Top kek

>>17651282
While that's fun to believe, it's unfortunately not true. However it is speculated that Lovecraft may have drawn some inspiration from ancient Sumerian and Babylonion mythology.

>>17651282
Uh, nope.
https://www.google.com/search?q=+Lovecraft%27s+Secret+Source+for+the+Cthulhu+Mythos
Click on the first result.

Well guys the "reeeeee its fiction thing" goes for any deity or religion you could possibly talk about.

>>17636864
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>>17636864
>I have recently turned 13
FTFY

>>17636864

>Cthulhu
>evil

I don't think you know what you're talking about.

>>17656438
only a retard would think Cthulhu isn't evil

and we are on 4chan

>>17636885
>I'm know the risks.
No. No you don't. Go away kiddo.

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>>17636864
>Step 1: be a bi racial abomination against the correct order of nature
>Step 2: Be brought up in a primitive savage society apart from Anglo-Saxon reason, virtue and industriousness.
>Step 3: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>??????????????????????
>Profit

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>>17636864
>Cthulhu
>evil
Get real