Hi /x/, looking for spells, rocks, plants, simple magic for untrained use.
I am seeking to dispel negative energy from my workplace, and encourage harmony, humor, and teamwork. I already have 2 co-workers joining me tomorrow for a smudging, both pretty sensitive and aware, so I feel that our intention will be strong and effective. Thoughts?
>>17933590
If possible you'll want to use pigs blood for the smudging and consider building a mini bar so you can stay toasty during any following encounters with spooks.
>>17933596
Lol
Not looking for anything dramatic... I'm just a bit at a loss how to manage the big complaining/ disunity problem we currently have going. Lots of people who have worked together for 5-20 years... It's getting nasty.
>mfw /his/ is better at history than /x/ is at magic
>mfwihnf
Just dropping another of those weird websites that are sometimes found on the internet...
Do you think it may have any hidden message at all or is it just random text? and if it's random text, why make a fucking website?
http://liftheadsickcomp.me.pn/we.html
To goof faggots like you into getting worked up over nothing
Hey /x/
What's the consensus on Valiant Thor? I find it hard to believe that an alien just dropped out of the sky and met with the president and all that jazz.
Is Frank Stranges legit?
Appreciate the help!
He was a space brother and a Christian. Jesus has been to every planet with intelligent life is what he came to tell us.
>>17933024
Did they ALL commit "original sins"?! Wow, your god sure sux at that "creation" shit.
Anyone know of any cryptids in Michigan other then the dog man
melonheads that live in the woods surrounding the felt mansion. allegedly. but other than that this state is pretty boring.
>>17934260
Fuck you, man! Michigan is the best.
Dogmen > Faggoty Goatmen
I know we have Pressie, who is a giant sea serpent that lurks in Lake Superior.
...okay, maybe we don't have that many :(
Hang on, I just found a cool MI case with photo evidence
http://skeptoid.com/blog/2012/11/15/anatomy-of-a-real-cryptid-case/
I don't normally remember my dreams, but I'm looking to try lucid dreaming.
Anyone with experience in it have any tips?
How did you get your first lucid dream? When/what were you able to control (in) them?
Try the ROPE technique.
Clear your mind before doing this.
Relax, focus on your breathing only.
Let this continue until you have reached a state of tiredness.
Now, imagine a rope attached to the top of your ceiling. Imagine your physical hand reaching and grabbing the rope. Continue to imagine yourself climbing this rope slowly, realistically, and calm as possible.
By this time, you should be in a trance state with your body paralyzed unless commanded to move back into your body. You will now start to look down and envision an OBE. You will begin your lucid dreaming.
>>17932503
Use the catalog, there are already dream and lucid dream threads up.
Have you guys seen Stranger Things yet? If not, why haven't you?
In my life.. I've seen strange things. :^)
OP, how about YOU tell /x/ what it is and why you think everyone needs to know about it?
>>17931537
Yea, I just finished it today.
Its pretty good.
Do you know if there will be any more seasons, or was that it?
Welcome to /sum/, this is the thread for anything to do with summoning (evoking, invoking, etc) demons and other things like gods and spirits
Want to learn about ritual magick, summoning etiquette, and roll around in all the inevitable shitposts? This is the thread for you!
>PLEASE READ THE STICKY http://pastebin.com/ZHPM0KVz
It contains a complete step-by-step guide to your first evocation. Don't forget to post your experiences and results (or lack thereof) here so we can all learn from them.
The curious, the skeptical, the critic, the practitioner, the babe, the Grand Magus, all are welcome here!
>>17929802
>Grand Magus
If, and only if, they fail to point out the obvious.
>>17929802
Last night tried to speak with Amun Ra, deemed the God king of ancient Egypt. Went into deep meditation, taking around 20-30 minutes to access him. I was thrust into a desert, I could feel the sand slipping through my fingers as I grasped at it. I walked for a bit, it seemed endless. A large temple arose out of the sand, it wasn't a pyramid, it was a temple I recognized before, one that was built into a mountain yet it was not cast into one. I went inside, the halls were dark, lit only by a few torches. The walls glistened with golden embellishment and hyrogliphs, I couldn't read them however. I eventually reached the main chamber where he sat, he was around 20-25 feet tall, black as ebony with gold jewelry. He asked me what I disturbed him for, I asked for a way for never ending life. He didn't say anything, I was then thrust into a chamber, lying on a piece of sandstone. There was another raised platform identical to mine about 10 feet away from me with a man lying on it. I looked up from my lying position only to be pushed back down by a Jackal, it might have been Anubis but I can't be for certain. The ritual began and blood seeped out of the man and went into grooves on the floor and entering my body. It was a feeling unlike any I have had before. It was as if I felt invincible, my body tingled and felt powerful. I began to raise up with a swirling vortex of wind beneath me, I released from my meditation to find myself 6-8" above my bed and immediately falling back down onto it upon my awakening. It was the most incredible experience, but I'm not sure what the cost for it was.
>>17929827
You okay with human sacrifice vampire-bro?
>No ARG thread
ARG thread.
We will discuss retired or ongoing ARGs, as well as bring light to new ones.
My personal favorite is alantutorial. although its ARG status is questionable, I would consider it one. Everyman Hybrid, Hey Kids and Marble Hornets are also great.
This isn't an ARG at all, but I feel it fits into this thread, because it has potential to have a very intresting story, and maybe even become an ARG if there is enough participation.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB5VztkBipO5d-Wu6grecCQ
At first, it seemed like a ton of unrelated and unimportant videos, but I watched all of them and subscribed, because they were pretty intresting, and very unpredictable. But then, with his last two videos (Sneaking into the suicide room: https://youtu.be/MHbKMKw1J5I and Trickle, Trickle: https://youtu.be/kzBtDZTj5so) things started to change. With the first one, it showed a link between this channel and Aspicio Omniam.
Then, in the last video, it connected to all of the videos together. In the first ten seconds of the video, you can see that he is watching Aspicio Omniam, which reveals that that video was just the kids imagination. You can also see several toy and nic naks in his room that seem familiar. It is apperent that his videos are jst his imagination. A bit later, it shows a subliminal message of a number code, and when deciphered with a number to letter cipher, it says, "Noah is Here." It is apperent the kids name is Noah.
At the end of the video, it shows him spell out "DEATH" with cutips, in the same bathroom where a dad commited suicide (most likely) in the first video (Went Out Drinking With the Boys: https://youtu.be/Ps4TWkO0hfU). After this, he holds up the scissors in the same fashion of the original video, impicating suicide, but then stops because he hears knocking. It fades to black, shows a quick jumscare of the kid screaming, goes back to black, and then shows the text, "at ease."
I am looking forward to see how this progresses. How about we all comment on the video, "We are here" or something.
An ARG/Webseries from the YouTube thread. The premise seems interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClL2P3QVXfNK1OnDDmIceSg
>>17928939
It does
What happens to the spirit when someone ends their own life?
There is no spirit.
"If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended:
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles do not reprehend.
If you pardon, we will mend. (5.1.440-447)"
>>17922972
They go to hell for totally failing at life.
about (possible) future civil unrest
in the US considering latest violence and killings of civilians and police officers?.
Please share it.
>>17915525
That's bullshit. I dreamt I'd die on a roller coaster and it never happened after more than 10 years. Inb4 HURR DURR it's coming
I recently dreamed that I was watching the news and they were saying that trump died in a fire. So there's that. Unfortunately it probably won't come true
Last night I dreamed I was back with my ex and the next major plague outbreak happened. People grew nasty pox all across their skin after a week of having it. There are no previous signs. Shortly after two days you'd die. I walked through a city to go report having inside information of how a rogue govt official in my branch(I worked for govt also) released it. Turns out first effects happened all over the country in my city.
So yeah, worlds gonna end in a biological disaster and there is nothing you can do to stop it nor detect it.
Does anyone else here really, really, really WANT to believe magic is real, but you just can't?
Praise Satan.
Then don't. It's utterly irrelevant whether you believe or disbelieve when you don't actually practice magic.
Yeah. It's simply not real. Don't listen to idiots with thier circular reasoning "You have to practice it for it to work hurrrr", if magic was real we'd have far more examples then a bunch of faggots online saying you just don't believe in it enough. I'm a skeptic, but Ill change my opinion when I see something that legitimately can't be explained. Not going to happen though.
>No YouTube thread on /x/
I decided I'd make one.
Here, post spooky, unexplained, or unnerving videos or channels found on YouTube
Here's mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5BruGgWfS4
Just what the fuck is this channel?
>>17887042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_CJqQjFFU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IADb6kWjugI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ3UBtoYRF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWFosb98Kec
A new ARG that I found out about recently.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTUMbGNcOJ6jEIyYXqcPPuw
Seems like it's connected to a website: https://www.reddit.com/r/ARG/comments/4mlpqg/have_you_seen_kathryn_tyler/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwPwvIkIWh4
Reviving Sad Satan as a weird playthrough.
What are the different deities/beings that represent beauty or aesthetics? And how can I invoke them?
Anyone know?
>>17949536
The Fae? Nymphs? Aphrodite/Venus?
>>17949536
bacchus and aphrodite, drink lots of wine and focus on your narcissism
Im trying to understand the fundamental laws of good and evil in our reality but it doesn't make sense to me.
I try to ask people to explain to me but all they do is insult me which is like attacking me and trying to dominate me
Without being brainwashed and made more stupid, perhaps you can try to explain things to me for once.
Here's a letter I wrote to try and give you an idea of what I think about humanity and reality.
>>17949421
Believe it or not that actually made sense when I wrote it. But then the universe became delusional again and nothing makes sense
>>17949421
You are far too young to try to understand such laws. If you truly, and I mean truly try to understand the reality between good and evil I suggest you stop and understand the knowledge embedded in http://107.170.214.209/
. Read every letter of it and don't stop until it id done. Once you have completed that journey can you reflect on your knowledge and begin to understand origins.
Why are you so obsessed with labelling things as good and evil, when in reality nothing at all can be categorized so clearly? Your letter was gibberish, but maybe I'm just too tired to understand.
What's your thought on this /x ?
I met him. Dude is chill also doesn't like being called an alien.... I accidentally kept calling him an alien.. he was chill about it though...
>>17949089
Makes me want pizza.
>>17949103
wew
care to tell the detail man?
im curious. is he a spirit or just a material being like us?
also how do i communicate with one
wew pls do tell man