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>Do curses work?

No, they sit in the basement eating Cheetos all day long playing video games.

>>17949887
Yeah, unless the person you curse realizes it and is more in tune than you. If your curse fails just give up on it, please.

>>17949915
What experience do u have with curses?

>Can you guys update me on the last moves from the illuminati?

The newsletter outlining their every action is sent to Gold Account users of /x/ on each Monday, midnight Greenwich mean time -- can you wait until then?

Sending the van to your residence.

Most of the key Illuminati members on the face of the planet have been removed. These are the people that do not appear in public and are generally unknown.

The head of the Illuminati has been cut off and there hasn't been any organization by them in nearly 7 months.

The hierarchy of the Illuminati/Cabal is under complete siege and is falling a part at a very accelerated pace.

>>17949706
Not too sure what you mean by "Real Enlightenment," I always thought it was all pseudo-enlightenment, and there was not much else outside of it.
I'm all ears if you can give me the bases of what you're talking about anon.

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Ever since I learned that life is a bitch and then you die, life seems to carry a lighter weight. Whatever happens, happens. Make the best of it as hard as you can until you stop breathing.

Nobody who has obtained enlightenment will be on 4chan scrub. There's like less than 1000 entities that are enlightened right now. True enlightenment is the complete death of the ego for a couple of seconds in which case is transformed as is everything in death and becomes the backseat of the vehicle. The enlightened being is said to be able to have an awareness of beyond the solar system.

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It's a female fox, a Vixen, doing her mating call. Don't try and ambush and bludgeon it. First, you'll never catch her. Second, they're an important part of the ecosystem even if their cries sound like someone getting murdered.

https://youtu.be/gMFS0mB50gQ

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I've got some bad news OP, your going to need more than a brass pipe to deal with that FREAKING skinwalker. Travel far, move yourself to high ground and scatter salt around your bedroll.

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>>17949688
>This nigga huffing and running like some skinwalker bullshit is after him

im crying

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>>17949557
It's not as bad as being 15 and posting on 4chan...

Not even close to dangerous. When you're asleep in the sleep-walking stage (Gibbous Period of the W-Wave state), similar to during REM, the little man in your head is in charge of all actions and maintains awareness. In all but the most highly suicidal, this man has primitive knowledge/instincts (ie: a very high survival mechanism) and a deep af sense of humor, comparable to James Joyce on acid, which is why he jokes around about killing himself.

So do not worry, you're in good hands, that little man is a smart feller.

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>>17949351
2/3

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3/3
Note that the camera is pointing in different directions, but taken from roughly the same spot.

What am I looking for?

There's a white one that follows me around and watches me, sometimes its far away, outside, or in my face, sometimes it pushes me around or touches me, its kind of mean, like it just wants to mess with me

>>17949305
Yeah, this >>17950015

>>17949305
I've had a tulpa/imaginary friend/demon (only thinking about demon because of his name) who called himself Asmodeus. And no, there is no way that a 12 year old altar boy good catholic knew about Asmodeus beforehand.

>>17945598
Learn to use the god damn catalog summerfuck

>>17949218
This is obviously under the influence of the woman, you can easily determine the difference between the man's receptiveness and the woman''s arms are tightening the muscles to push the triangular object. She is obviously controlling the whole thing. As good as she is on pretending to conjure things, the guy is fare too gullible.

>>17949375
you're just a cunt pretending to dick

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>>17949208
That's the anarchist chick (the vocalist) that left Ohio and went to Wisconsin. Wonder if she's come back yet?
>Pure raw organic crystal.
She gave me a crystal once.

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She robs Tryst's sassy wand. Leal sim.

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yes, what?

Just eat mushrooms and wander through the endless expanse of forest north of vancouver. You'll see some shit.

>>17949179
Van island here.
Only mildly spooky place I've been is called Dracs Castle about 15-20 minutes away from Comox.
Rumor has it that is use to be used for Satanic rituals which I believe because I've been there before, there's a good few pentagrams in the "basement" area.
Its not really a basement it was more like a spacious crawl space.

I'm about to be in kelowna, anything around there?

>>17949098
Nobody?

It's spooky because your life sucks.

>>17949093
If I wanted to be told the truth, I would post this on /b/.

>>17949090
film it with a shitty analog camera and print a vague message with a string of numbers on top

>>17949022
*Golfing community

Sorry my auto correct is fucky

>>17949022

>fermiliar
>auto-correct

suuure

OP is a faggot

>>17949022
Drug's quite the drug huh?

you're mom

>>17948997
Are you sure? I thought it was Lucifer.

>>17948987
Nobody. That's the secret.