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>>18237033
Kill yourself.

>>18237033
I don't think it's easily possible to know if it was truly a succubus or not, I mean, the person could've had just a lucid dream. Well still there goes the few experiences that felt really different years ago:

>sleeping comfy, suddenly start hearing some cracking as if something is being struck by lightning
>got a scare jump and looked at the side of my bed
>a woman with lightning through her body screaming really loud come slowly falling upon me
>woke up with a weird feeling as if I had been shocked

second
>drifting through dreams not really lucid
>suddenly everything get foggy and complete dark consumes everything
>literally walking in a black pitch place, except I could see myself
>suddenly I am at the side of my bed and a really pale woman with an extreme beautiful appearance appear
>she comes to me pushing me down ot the bed in an erotic way
>she keeps talking to me in a seductive
>she takes off my clothe and the few clothing she had, it was exotic like a middle-eastern dancer clothing style
>we start to have sex
>every time she would shake her hips over me and my dick I would get some weird flashing screen, but it felt good
>suddenly my mother (???) appear in the dream talking to me from the door
>pale woman clearly get angry and tell me to ignore her
>I pull a blanket over us and talk with her from the bed, my "mother" in the dream apparently left the front of the door
>continue
>a few seconds later she is back, repat what I have done
>she is gone again, continue to have sex
>she appears yet again
>this time the pale woman legs turn into snake type body and she tells me she will take care of the annoyance
>I knew it was a dream and that wasn't my mother, yet I did pull her by her tail and told her to stop
>"How dare you feeble human, you will pay for this insolence"
>she starts floating and cursing me really mad as fuck
>wake up

cont. soon if I remember the other one

>>18237079
last one that felt really different from just a lucid dream

>walking in a random dream, I don't remember scenario because it was years ago
>suddenly everything starts changing really quickly
>again my fucking bedroom, but everything foggy as fuck and barely can see normally with my own vision
>get "teleported" on my bed
>I can't move
>a sexy pale woman appear over me with few erotic clothing
>she insert my penis in her and start raping me
>I felt like I was losing oxygen but at the same time it felt good
>then I remember about succubus
>try to move to see if I can escape, suddenly she becomes more erotic and faster at shaking her hips
>I finally manage to move and pull her back a bit and then she has stopped with a serious face
>I instantly awake after this
And that's it OP, if they were truly succubus or me feeling bad while lucid dreaming I may never know. Though if they were succubus, I can say for sure that it wasn't worth it because they surely were trying to steal something from me.

bamp

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>>18236598
>Does anyone else feel this way when people talk about this in this way?

No, Not Me. But...

Your links between alien abduction, lucid dreams and PTSD are pretty tenuous.
You need to elaborate.

Luck.

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>>18236598
I am a fan of Joe's...what specifically was his tone about the ayyuns, if you could elaborate

Personally, I would define it as anything unnaturally tempting.

knowingly and consciously attributing to the unhappiness of a person or a group of persons to a considerable extent.

Something against the common good.

>>18232054
There is a meaning to life but we'll never know it.

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All depends on how you look at it.

pic related

Nope. It's a myopic teenager's bad nightmare. It sucks. Sucks ass. Gives comics and writing a bland pass. So sleepy. So sucky. So sophomoric, the sure work of a dull dim man. None the less, art fart. Sorry pal. Get a better writer.

>>18231537
It's a Masonic lodge.

/thread

Freemason jawas. No biggie nothing to worry about

>>18231557
Psh... Exactly what a sneaky Freemason son of a bitch WOULD say

>>18231409
(You)

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>>18231409
>the most secret...book in existence
>Preferrably as an ebook.

>>18231428

Just because something is obscure and not well-known doesn't mean it can't be obtained.

You know the rule, if something exists it also exists on the Internet.

>>18231089

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjIXwkX1e48

>>18231089
Psychopaths
Aliens
NWO

having no job

internet addiction

>>18230638
The mind has infinite levels.
Always go deeper.
Keep the laws and commandments of the Most High.

Live for the Messiah and be at peace my son.

>>18230638
A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step

>>18230638
When hungry, eat.
When tired, sleep.

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>>18213755
Also, I'm looking for a particular greentext, I can't remember what it was specifically, but I think the last lines was somewhere along these lines:
>mfw if I didn't send this story to 5 other people, she would visit me when I sleep tonight

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>>18213784

WTC 7 Falls in under 7 seconds. The rate of free fall for the 47 story building is 6.8 seconds.

https://youtu.be/Ml_n5gJgQ_U

Tom Petty's FREE FALLIN' starring BUILDING 7

https://youtu.be/v-27FGbpBk4

Back to /pol/ please.

Do you live in Australia?

>>18245640
(OP) Yes I do.

Also, sorry everyone for the upside-down image. This wasn't intentional

>>18245658
Its cool. You live in Australia, I assume thats what its like all the time.

>>18245228
bump

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>UFO expert

>>18245228
Bump because this is actually interesting compared to "how do I summon a super hot demon"

>>18245053
And now a bottle that was on my bed just fell as well

go get some salt and draw a circle in the floor, stand in it and if u want watch what happens, dont ever go out the circle or let it erase

>>18245061
Oh no I don't have salt, and all the stores are closed right now. What else can I do?

>>18244992
yiff in hell

>>18245010
gladly

>>18245010
I will yiff in heaven.

>>18244855
first, get yourself a car and some non-descript clothing. you're going to go far away, and you don't ever want to be recognized for what you're about to do. the day before your expedition, eat as much as you humanly can. make sure to eat at least one meal of taco bell. taco bell is what makes a mediocre shit into a grand slam of pooping. eat asparagus, because asparagus is always the answer to making anything that comes out of your body into a nightmare. finally, the night before, eat a lot of prunes. if you don't shit yourself in your sleep, you are now on the cusp of a monumentous under taking. after waking up and eating an extremely hearty breakfast consisting of lots of protein and asparagus, drink a couple glasses of prune juice. if you don't think you can handle this, too fucking bad, because this is art, and art demands sacrifice.
at this point, i should mention that omitting the prunes from the previous steps, and repeating day one for a week will allow you to shit among the gods, leaving pure destruction and woe in your wake, causing children and women to quake in fear at your name, and even the manliest of men to peer hesitantly into the bowl of his toilet before taking a puny and pathetic crap. but, i doubt that most sane human beings could endure creating a shit that massive and godly. however, if you did, you would give anal birth to something far greater than yourself, and go down into the annals of history as a demi-god of turgid brown wrath.

>>18244959
continuing where i left off: at this point, your bowels will begin rumbling with a mere portent of the fury to come. you will consider giving in to your body's ceaseless demands for deliverance from the evil you have created, but you must not give in yet, for its time has not yet come.
get in your method of transportation (bicycles are NOT recommended at this point) and make your way to your nearest grocer. find every prune product they sell and buy them. this will have a rather similar effect to laxatives, but it will also have a time delay. eat all of the prune related things you just bought. now you have been committed to your dark deed, and no amount of begging or clenching will allow you to stem the tide of evil that you will soon jettison from yourself. you are now bound to rather fickle clock. if you are weak of bowel, you may not have much time at all to get to your destination, while the stronger among you may be able to last for hours.

now the last leg of your journey commences, and timing becomes very important. if you arrive too soon, you will be forced to loiter, and increase the chances of being associated with the horror you will soon perpetuate. if you are too late, your poop will destroy all that you love. do not make this mistake.

when releasing the fruits of your labor, it is normal to feel faint, or to even experience a transient pain akin to being fisted by a lumberjack. you will likely feel a euphoric sensation, as though you are shitting god himself. for a moment you will be one with universe, your wrecked anus a gate into the mind of the creator himself. then this moment of nirvana will pass, and you must not hesitate in fleeing the site of your deed, as others will not view what you have done with the same humbled awe and reverence that you will.

>>18244966
i've purposely left out your destination until this point. why? because i cannot tell you where to poop. only you can choose the proper home for your dark spawn. i can, however, make suggestions as to the location of release. choose somewhere where it will encounter children, as it loves children. make your gift a surprise. put it in a box and deliver it to a place of business wearing the standard brown that is both the uniform of couriers and a rather ironic warning of what's to come. make sure your cap is pulled low, and that you are very far away from anywhere you ever want to go again. walk quickly around the corner and listen with a smile at the screams of delighted horror and terrified glee of the recipients of your butt baby. Toys-R-Us is another candidate. find the doll section, and a rack right at a child's eye level. about a foot from the edge of the shelf deliver your coiled ass snake, then place toys in front of it so that it is not immediately apparent. when timmy or jenny innocent becomes petulant and grabs a toy to demand, they will quickly learn patience and a permanent debilitating fear of poop. finally, a darkened theater is an often over