/x/ Humor Thread

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>>18213755
Also, I'm looking for a particular greentext, I can't remember what it was specifically, but I think the last lines was somewhere along these lines:
>mfw if I didn't send this story to 5 other people, she would visit me when I sleep tonight

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>>18213776

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>>18213784

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>>18213755
does anyone have the combined image of this greentext?

been looking for it for some time

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>>18213790

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>>18213798

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>>18213755

>>18213808
This image is beyond stupid.

And sorry OP, but do you really think anyone is going to read through all that tiny screencapped greentext???

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>>18213755

>>18213820
Ghost puncher is a really funny story though. I'm not OP, but this might be a better way to read it:

https://m.imgur.com/a/P9PCl#Z8xhCxW

I enjoyed the story. That guy was such a boss, first I've heard of ghost problems being dealt with like that.

>>18213820
Wtf is up your ass man? Take it out and relax a bit alright

>>18214166
Yare Yare Daze

>have grandpa
>we super connected through esp n' shit
>never met him but we contact through that esp n' shit
>parents just think I went through old shit in the attic
>grandpa kind of sad they don't believe me
>tells me a story to feel better
>nigga loves telling stories
>he told me the story of when he just died
>he was in Vietnam
>routine search and destroy
>huey lands in a gook ambush
>they shoot grandpa in the heart
>his body fell off the choppa
>his spirit now stood in that field and watches the gooks scavenge his gear
>one gook must've had that esp n' shit
>doesn't take eyes off grandpa
>grandpa decides to follow him around since he didn't know what else to do
>gook is utterly spooked
>grandad spooked a gook

>>18213792
>2016
>Doesn't into MS Paint

>>18213820
>newfag doesn't know ghost puncher is worth it anyway

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you faggot

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does /x/ envy /pol/?

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>>18213792
I think it's this one, uploading from phone so it's a gamble.

>>18214497
newfag still thinking newfag is an insult
what a fuckin newfag

>>18214808
Okay bud

anyone have that one about the skinwalker being integrated into human life and bring introduced to cats?

>>18213792
Roll

>>18213792
roll

>>18213792
roll

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I'll dump a few.

1
>>18215005 (for you)

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>>18219032

2

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3

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>>18219039

3

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>>18219041
Actually it's 4 but let's say i'm just retarded.

5

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>>18219045

6

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>>18219048

7

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>>18219050

8/8 enjoy, lads !

>>18213792
aye

does anyone have that one where it's about some autist who lives in the woods that likes to play I think it's spiderman? He finds a group of people camping in the woods and tries to make friends but they think he's a skinwalker

It would be greatly appreciated

>>18214166
so.. what's with the anime pictures?

>>18213808
this is the highest-grade THC extract made by scientists in california

>>18219198
new jojo anime episode came out last friday and all the non manga reading shitters have just now been introduced to an ayylmao character and his mission is to see if earth is hostile

>>18219157
Shit I know what you're talking about ! I'm going to search around a bit...

>>18219157
>>18219223

Well I can't seem to find it... I swear I saved it, but maybe i'm just making it up. Sorry, buddy.

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>>18213755

>>18219238
You tried, anon, that's all that matters

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>>18219316
Shit mate, not here.

>>18213792
Roll

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>>18219053
Nice work, anon

I got a few, too

>>18213808
i can see the face!

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>>18220080

You guys really overestimate how much text I'm willing to read for a lame punchline

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>>18220625
this guy has the right idea

>>18219032
thanks my dude

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>>18219988
I hasvent laffed dis hard in a while

Does anybody have the one about the disappearing shit it the bag.

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>this man

>>18220363
A one inch thick piece of plywood would stop alpha radiation.

>>18214166
some faggot tried to recreate an old thread

>>18214240

OC?????

>>18222130
Yup, OC can happen. This board is shitty because it usually doesn't.
Think about it senpai

>>18220019

I'm fucking dying.

>>18213792
wew

>>18219036
Holy shit I actually want a game like this now

>>18219048
the /monster/ part fucking killed me

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this always gets me

Did somebody post the "vampire" bj yet?

>>18220697

>smore qt.jpg

Who is this smore whore?

>>18213792
skoden

>>18213776

I find this story unbelievable. Nobody watches American dad.

>>18214764
boi2011 2014 EXIT

>>18224933
idk but seeing this fucking picture makes me so angry at this point. i have no idea why.

>>18219048
>2 years later

>be pre 2010/x/ old fag
>the first thing i see is ghost puncher
it just gets worse n worse

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>>18213792
>shank two niggas at once
>shank one nigga twice

also roll

palm frawms could be kinda funny sometimes I guess, still the most forced meme in awhile though

>>18213792
rooooll

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1

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>>18226809
2

>>18213792
Roll

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>>18226543
if you've been here so long, you should know better than to offer your useless whining when you could be contributing instead. GTFO

>>18213792

rolling 4 roll

>>18227020

Holy fuck. I made this in 2006. And posted it on a fucking Facebook group page for demotivators, back when those were still new.

Talk about a blast from the past.

>>18226813
>who stole my shit and camera /x/?

I fucking died

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I don't see /x/ mansion posted often enough

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>>18219053
Thanks for the dump man, good looking out

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>>18226537

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>>18219039
This, along with the one where some guy accuses his mother of being a roleplayfag, are some of very few good metaposts on this board

If all the 4chan boards were nations, those two should be included in our national collection of best folktales

>>18227252
Where is Elisa Lam in this pic...
... and what do you think happened to her?

>>18227666
Nice devil trips

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>>18219157
Here you go, anon

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/b/ has a scary clown story

>>18227119
I found it on chan4chan, iirc.

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>>18227928
>my spiderman crawl

https://youtu.be/9jHNf5Zv0X4

>>18227301
nice, thanks anon

>>18219041
This one gets me every fucking time

>>18227666
I don't think she's on there. We didn't think to add plumbing.

>what do you think happened to her?
Apportation. Basically, she teleported accidentally and then couldn't do it again on purpose to get herself out.

If she'd reappeared somewhere safe to be (like a room in the next building over), she'd still be alive. If she'd reappeared a hundred feet higher, the story would be that she was found dead on the roof after being beaten to death by unknown assailants. If she'd reappeared a few hundred feet down (underground), the story would be just another unsolved disappearance.

>>18213792
roll

>>18213792
Come on

>>18227928
You are a life saver, anon

>>18221826
im fucking dying

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Does anyone have the greentext where anon captures, ties down, and rapes a skinwalker? I think that was the general gist of it. I saw it once a few months ago in a humor thread and haven't seen it since.

>>18213792
>Invisible in a snowstorm

Rollan.

>>18232349
>>18232351
>>18232354
nice to see more funny posts from /x/ ITT
I chuckled at bigfoot titties

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>>18231764

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Psychic artist senses he has a big ... nose.

https://youtu.be/JSFz8VxzLf0

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>>18227981
>vic
mhm

>>18213784
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>>18213806
Never gets old, I kek every time

>>18219041
Glad to see my story is still posted

Also gusion is chill when you get to know him.

>>18229340

Still waiting for a Mileena fleshlight, myself.

>>18233872
s'ok bro, I reported it. global rule #3

>>18233872
Racism has always been a part of 4chans culture, across all boards.
If you don't like that, theres alot of subreddits on >>>/9gag/

>>18233872
>silhouette of a man with a large nose greasing his palms
>bigoted
W E W
E
W

>>18213792
roll

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>>18233872

>>18233872
t. a college student

>>18233988
Really? Hope thats a meme, because
>>18233872
Is retarded and needs to look at
>>18233999

>>18234196
THAT IS A WHITE NATIONALIST CARTOON!
You are a idiot who needs to get EDUCATION
>>18234238
I am a college student, got a problem with that, racist?
>>18233988
Good. Hopefully these bigots leave this website.

>>18233988
Fag. You actually reported it?
Someone who made a joke is now banned because of you. Good one

>>18233872
Loser

>>18234282
>paying for your education
Enjoy your useless degree while you're behind the counter of a McDonalds taking my orders, cuck

>>18234282

Bahaha holy shit you are a failure

>>18234282

You've made the JDF proud, kike.

>>18234282
Fucking SJW paedophile cuntbox. Fuck off.

>>18233872
>>18233988
>>18234282
Suppose with the invasion of edgy teenage girls on this board, we now have SJW cuckery
>inb4 succubi are objectifying women

>>18234885
Shut the fuck up you white nationalist. I bet you vote for fucking DRUMPF you stormfuck. I hate you anti-semite bigots.
There is no such thing as "Jewish Internet Defence Force" how DARE you justify your xenophobia like that.
>>18235051
Did you just fucking call me a CUNTBOX? Don't you fucking dare objectify and shame women and me like that.
You use SJW as an insult. We are the next part of human history, drumpet.

>>18235082
Yeah, I did. CUNTBOX. CUNTBOX. Also show your boipussi, fuccboi.

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>>18234554
if the mod decides to do anything about it. even if they do, it's not a serious ban. are you too new to know how that all works or what?

>>18235059
>Suppose with the invasion of edgy teenage girls on this board, we now have SJW cuckery
Really? /pol/tards or alt-right or gg MRA's or whatever the fuck you want to call people who use terms like "SJW cuckery" are so deluded to think everyone on this site feels the same way they do?

I have no problem with people holding opinions different than mine, whose beliefs are different. I don't care if you're left, right, SJW, or a KKK stormfronter. Blatantly racist posts that have NOTHING AT ALL to contribute to the topic or discussion at had is a violation of global rule #3.
see
>>18234885
>>18235051
>>18235053

Keep it on topic if you want to be a racist dickhead, is all I'm saying.

>pic related
let's get back to the funny stuff

>>18235059
Is there something wrong with being a women? Drumpfet.
>>18235090
Don't you dare fucking assume my gender you fucking bigoted fuck. I am so much better then you and important than you in every way

>>18235094
He was keeping it on topic. He made a joke about a terrorist rubbing their hands, and he posted a sillhouete of the happy merchant with a questionmark in the middle.

>>18235105
A joke about how in the comic*

>>18235094
The majority of the site feels that way and always has. Its a part of the edgy 4chan culture to be a "racist dickhead"

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>>18235105
actually, I can see your point there. Well, maybe I'll get banned for reporting a not-so-violating-after-all rules violation.

definitely not worth the shitstorm it caused (though I suspect more than a few posts in the storm were pure bait.)
lesson learned.

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>>18235113
>The majority of the site feels that way and always has. Its a part of the edgy 4chan culture to be a "racist dickhead"

I disagree. I could even tell you why I think that's wrong. But this isn't the place. Please go vent your feelings about "edgy 4chan culture" and "how the site has always felt" over at /qa/.

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>>18235082
this is some previous level bait

>>18235116
People just need to understand that ultra racism has always been a part of 4chan. Recently, within the past few years, people started coming from reddit and other places, and get offended by said ultra racism. But its just a part of why this place is so special.
this place took a bit of a dive when moot left. Dosen't help that hiroshima is trying to make the place more advertiser friendly. I miss the old J-list ads, they were very pleasant to the eyes

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>>18235124
see >>18235119

>>18235099
Ladyboy, your cuntbox mangina is a mess. Go clean it up, faggot.

>>18235129
>post times
I didn't see his post

>>18235131
You should be in prison, drumpet

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>>18235133
my reply to him is the same reply to you, is all. have a good day, faggot.

>>18235135
In my country, prisons are hotels. So did you clean up your manginabox?

>>18235140
Go back to stormfront you racist
Racism and bigotry and sexism has no place here

>>18235113
>>18235124
They are right
>>18235119
How long have you been here?

>>18235144
Fuck off, muhammad. Go fuck your goat.

>>18235155
>How long have you been here?
Too long. On top of that, I've always been an archives hunter. Have you or anyone else noticed this dump I've got going?


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>>18235163

Look forward to talking to you (and whoever else) about 4chan culture over on /qa/

>>18235166
When hillary gets in we will be able to put racists like you in JAIL
I hope anti fascist activists kick your ass drumpfass

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later, faggots. hope you enjoyed the images.
I'll dump again if there's another trainwreck.

>>18235168
Hahahah, I'm not even shart the mart ameripedo cuck like you. Your king pedonigger likes children.

>>18235180
Shut up idiot

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>>18213755
oldie but goodie

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>>18235237
If I ever get time I want to make a thread and ask anons for input and some /x/ drawfags to help us update that.

this was much more recent, within the last year (or two, tops) >>18227252

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>>18234282
You are thj cancer that is killing this site.
I hope the nazi zombies follow you the next time you're up after dark.

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>>18213755
>check to see if this thread is as bad as they usually are these days
>it's worse

Retards swallowing such easy bait. /x/ is in a sorry state.

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>>18227252
This looks so comfy, I wish it was real.

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>>18235343
Ignoring the off-topic retards fighting, the content in this thread is decent. I'd say it's no better or worse than the last however many threads or the ones, as you say, "usually are these days". Have you contributed in this thread or any of the /x/ humor threads in the last 6 months or so?
if you feel you've been here long enough to comment on the sorry state of this board, then you should know better to whine like this. Fuck, I don't want to offend you, honestly. I take back the "whining" dig. It's just that it makes me sad to see someone like you who cares enough to post your disappointment, but who doesn't care enough to do anything to promote change for the better. If people don't like what they see, then they really should post what they want to see. We should all be coming up with some new funny stuff we haven't seen before, search the archives or around the net. Content just doesn't appear by itself to amuse us. I don't say all this to single you out but for the benefit of /x/ in general, hoping that others who feel the way you do will be encouraged to find or make new content to share. We all think this place sucks, yet we're all still here, right? Leading by example, ignoring terrible shitpost bait or the topics/people we don't like, and most of all, creating quality posts is the way to keep this place going, and in a good direction. Even if we disagree on what is funny, or what's bait or what is quality, if we all give a little more and bitch a little less I think this place would be more enjoyable for everyone.

I'll get off my faggot soapbox now, and do another dump to make up for it. Hope you like this next set better than the others.

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>>18235414
me, too, Pepe, me too.
The threads when that was made were comfy, too.

btw, none of the .gifs in this dump are scary or screamers or anything - all just silly/funny stuff.

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>>18235482
>btw, none of the .gifs in this dump are scary or screamers or anything - all just silly/funny stuff.

also, since I grabbed a few of these gifts from a prior x/ylyl thread, they may be repeats for some of you - but FWIW that thread was at least 4 x-humor threads back, and was the only time I've seen them posted.

>>18235495
Fuck, that's hard to refute.

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>>18235501
:)

you may like this rare sighting caught on tape, as well

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>>18235478

one more, another .gif

>20 image slots left ITT

it's up to you guys what you want to see more of - you can tell me - my folders full of bigfoot stuff, alien stuff, jesus stuff, Farside comics, Don Kenn - with the words for YLYL purposes, though I have way more of his work without words, misc comics r/t paranormal and more screencaps. anyway, you name it, I'll check back in a while and post what I got.

or you know, go out and find something you think is funny that we haven't seen before (or at least lately) and post!

>>18227003
some people are slow learners, apparently

Wheres the Green text of a dude whose dad fought off a ghost sucking his dick?

>>18235189
>calling someone an idiot
>non-ironically using the word drumpf

kys faggot

>>18235515
I'm not clever enough to come up with a Tasmania incest joke for this

>>18236107
Nigga where do you think you are? This is /x/ where spooks are ghost not black people, go to /pol/ if you want to fight nazis.

>>18213792
Rollolol

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i don't know if this counts, its funny to me at least, when i realized how much impact i had on this fucker.

>>18236107
its getting hard to tell if these posts are serious or just trolling.
sure there are liberal nigger dick lovers all over the internet....but why would he just proudly proclaim it like that?

>>18213806

I once felt a ghostly presence too and heard some creepy spoopy shit, started punching and yelling insults until it left, actually felt something "fleshy" or "gooey" a few times.

Surprised that the puncher in this story wasn't the Spaniard/Mexifag/SouthAM guy, I've been told this is like a genetic response to ghostly shit for us, we go autoswing, arm ourselves with silver and fuck up the house past certain fear threshold.

Old catholic people actually recommend giving good tequila and delicious food to the friendly ones (since they might be lost, or ancestors visiting for whatever reason), and insult whatever hostile fuckers remain until they leave.

EVERYTHING hostile. Demon? Fuck you, little meaningless twat. Spectre throwing knives at you? Use holy water and tell it to fuck off. Satan himself? You have no powa in this household you fucking loser cuntcuck. Go to hell and stay hell in the name of the father...

Kind of wish I was making this up, still funny tho.

>>18235126
Heaveno?

>>18234840
>>18234862
>>18234885
>>18234885
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>>18235319
>responding to obvious bait
saged, it was a good thread while it lasted

>>18236266
Remember, liberal dick lovers are mentally disabled.
You seen them in real life? They scream on about their bullshit all the time. The bad ones, anyway. Which happens to be 1/2 of them.

>>18236297
I honestly don't think its bait

>>18236629
so?
>arent even allowed to tell our true feeling on an anonymous image board anymore.

>>18213820
You mad you've never punched a ghost?

>>18227981
My sides

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>>18235959
hahaha what the fuck

reminded me of
>pic related

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>>18235981
I laughed. Love the checkmark.

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>>18236181

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>>18236615

I was convinced at parts of that Drumpf Nazi Idiot vs Liberal Cuntbox shitflinging fest that it was just one crazy troll samefagging, hoping to get others riled up.

see
>pic related

I saved this pic along with some others in a thread a while back because the anon saying this shit was being so funny (I need to put them together in a way that makes sense in an image I can put up in a single post)

But this guy was so obvious about his baiting. It felt more like joking and teasing than hostile.

>my fellow Christfags
>as an atheist

hopefully this was a good post to end on
>image limit reached

>>18220697
IM GONNA FUCKING CUNMM

>>18213792
roll

>>18220625
>hay guiz, dum it down 4 me cuz I R A illiterate nigger!

Go read a fucking book, pleb.

>>18235144
>Racism and bigotry and sexism has no place here
>here being 4chan
Where's your wrangler? tards shouldn't be on the internet unsupervised.

>>18235189
Keep crying, bitchbaby.

>>18236094
The father's girlfriend is obviously his daughter

>>18239045
>The father's girlfriend is obviously his daughter

http://instantrimshot.com/

>out camping with gf
>come night and time for bed
>have rough tent sex on the ground
>knees killing me
>go to sleep
>gf wakes up to rustling outside the tent and I wake up to her moving around
>I sleep with a 6.5in .44 mag next to me
>rustling is right next to the tent and weight is dropped on the side opposite of us
>gf is freaking the fuck out and crying silently
"I have a gun! Go the hell away!" I yell
>more rustling as the thing moves around to our side
>it's a large tent with a little doggy door by my head and I'm looking out to see who/what it is
>can't see ahit because under forest cover on a cloudy night so it's pitch black
>starting to get on edge
>weight falls on the tent right next to me
>punch forward and hit a soft snout
>thing runs away
>calm gf and hold her until she falls asleep
>come morning
>packing up and getting ready to leave
>gf sees paw prints on top of the car

Apparently I punched a raccoon in the face. Gf now calls me her hero.

>>18220354
Kek

>>18239240
>Apparently I punched a raccoon in the face

got me, I chuckled at that.

>>18213792
rollin

>>18235518
Oh fuck, my sides.

>>18214449
Chuckled

>>18213792
We roll

>>18220625
Might as well read it. If you had better things to do you wouldn't be on X.

>>18241700
truer dubs were never dubbed

Ghostpuncher is actually AWESOME.

>>18234282
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/
Here you go champ. This is where you meant to go.

>>18219277
Please be real.

>>18241839
sadly, no, (I searched quickly just to be sure and as far as I can tell) no, it isn't. But take heart, Ghost Provokers is totally a real thing you can watch for free.
>ep 1 promo
https://youtu.be/DlA09ZlKJHI

>ep 1, part 1
https://youtu.be/QDEK39v2-UI

http://ghostprovokers.com/

>>18241798
I will go wherever I want
>>18238490
Heh, your attempts to BELLITTLE me are useless, bigoted fool. Go back to /pol/ you white nationalist fuckhead

>>18241894
>white nationalist
>an insult
>on 4chan
n i g g e r
i
g
g
e
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you're the most humorous thing in this thread, redditanon

>>18241894
yeah i'm a nazi got a issue with that nigger? i'll have you know i'm a proud american skinwalker and i don't need your morality imposed on my culture.

>>18237349
>peer pressure did the rest
No shit.

>>18241975
>not sure if most humorous or most annoying

still have a small suspicion the liberal SJW cuntbox and the drumpf poltard nazi were one and the samefag

>>18241894
Why are you so salty, little buddy?

>>18213792
Roll

>>18229333
>Windsor
>333
wat

>>18213792

>it ain't easy

also roll

>>18243990
People dumb enough to samefag often type the same way.
And this is a well known problem on 4chan, lolberals start dumb shit like this. Since the reddit and youtube hordes

>>18221322
>Anonymous
Beep beep :)

>>18248844
>People dumb enough to samefag often type the same way.
>And this is a well known problem on 4chan
No shit, asshole.

>>18248844
>lolberals start dumb shit like this. Since the reddit and youtube hordes
Oh, nevermind, you just sound like an asshole because you're a retarded person.

Niggers ahahaha niggers