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>>18244824
Read the catalog before you post, we don't need a million of these

>>18244824
it was alien semen he took 33(lmfao satanic number) dongs

The funniest thing about this is there's no such thing as "UFO expert."

It's like calling yourself a professor of dragons.

Test

>>18244554
spookydogger

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I got no stories but I got this photo I snapped of a dog that came up to my study window one night in a storm.

I did not let it in.

Draw a gay wizard

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Draw your own death how you imagine it.
The more detailed the better.

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>>18244108
there you go

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>>18243991
No

>space

>>18243998
Space is what the /x/traterrestrials call home.

>>18243991
It always weirds me out how you can see the sun reflected off the oceans like that.

>being this autism

"Killing" something in Astral is pretty difficult, especially if it's used to being there. Better to feign weakness and trap it for a time if you're 100% sure it's malicious.

>>18243879
I had a dream about throwing those machines around once.

>>18243863

Magic Missile, because it never misses.

>>18244002
that's pretty reasonable. I always end up favoring guiding bolt because I just feel that it's more beneficial in the long run though.

>>18243863
A little spell I had made that does fire damage from a distance. It does next to no damage and has no AOE. I use it to pull mobs so I can fight them one at a time.

>>18243812
The Bible was not created by aliens, because its grammatical characteristics are similar to oral traditions passed down for hundreds of years, if not thousands.

>>18243819
Maybe the aliens contacted the earlier humans and told them to record what they were told. It's not too far fetched in my opinion

aliens wrote the book on ALL forms of institution. banks, schools, and even religion!

they wrote our dna, we are just a test. aliens straight up made us as vessels for alien souls and so forth..

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The Holy Bible

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] Love righteousness, you rulers of the earth,
think of the Lord with uprightness,
and seek him with sincerity of heart;
[2] because he is found by those who do not put him to the test,
and manifests himself to those who do not distrust him.
[3] For perverse thoughts separate men from God,
and when his power is tested, it convicts the foolish;
[4] because wisdom will not enter a deceitful soul,
nor dwell in a body enslaved to sin.
[5] For a holy and disciplined spirit will flee from deceit,
and will rise and depart from foolish thoughts,
and will be ashamed at the approach of unrighteousness.

[6] For wisdom is a kindly spirit and
will not free a blasphemer from the guilt of his words;
because God is witness of his inmost feelings,
and a true observer of his heart, and a hearer of his tongue.
[7] Because the Spirit of the Lord has filled the world,
and that which holds all things together knows what is said;
[8] therefore no one who utters unrighteous things
will escape notice,
and justice, when it punishes, will not pass him by.
[9] For inquiry will be made into the counsels of an ungodly man,
and a report of his words will come to the Lord,
to convict him of his lawless deeds;
[10] because a jealous ear hears all things,
and the sound of murmurings does not go unheard.
[11] Beware then of useless murmuring,
and keep your tongue from slander;
because no secret word is without result,
and a lying mouth destroys the soul.

http://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/r/rsv/rsv-idx?type=DIV1&byte=3905445

>>18243795
im already probably going to buy a simple bible and translated quran, im looking into other religious texts as well. i was thinking more of lesser known or "darker" religions, such as satanism or other obscure orders.

>>18243461
>An on the rise musician contacts the Ghostbusters claiming he's being terrorized by a malevolent spirit and he wants them to end his nightmare. Turns out he made a deal with a crossroads demon for talent and is trying welsh on his part of the bargain (Hard to collect someone's soul from the containment unit)

>>18243461
>A local "mystery spot" is actually a gate to the other side that spirits are using to cross back over to the land of the living. If the busters leave it alone, business is good for awhile, but sooner or later some big nasty's gonna take notice and try to use the gateway for their own ends. If and when they try to close the portal, the mystery spot's owners refuse to allow them access and threaten to get the local authorities involved ("You can't shut down our business!")

>>18243461
Hi there. Welcome to the biggest roleplay discussion board in the whole internet!

surrounded of forest

Jesus fuck, that is horrifying.

>>18243297
You gon die

I remember these. I've only been lurking here for like the past two months but I haven't seen anything on it. Except maybe reposted a few times.

Bemp.

My mom used to work at a diner in Maine when she was a teenager. Stephen King would come in and write his books there sometimes. I thought that was pretty cool.

>>18243567
Indeed it is. Bump

>I keep seeing lights in my room at night.
>What could this mean?

Your mom is still paying the electricity bills on time.

>>18243241
ok, I phrased it wrong.
After all the lights are off, they start to appear

You should really get rid of those glow in the dark stickers anon

If only the inquisition saw this.

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>>18243196

fucking inquisitors a shame to Spain

here's another pic

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sexy I have to say

also sameposting

They all die when you die.

>>18243171
>Canadian mysticism

>>18243171
I wouldn't call what I saw a product of my imagination.

anyone that posts PeePee the frog anywhere outside of /pol/ needs to be thrown off a cliff

>>18243135
well fuck I just posted a random image

No, nobody will fuck you, op. Not even a succubus