I will start,
Aboriginal pointing bone, A bone is pointed at the one to be killed, the person who had this bone pointed at them will usually die.
>>18256549
>will usually die.
Don't most people usually die?
looks like a turkey baster
>>18256551
Not if you're doing it right.
Redpill me on meditation.
Google, "zazen".
Fuck off with your /pol/ "redpill me on this" threads
>>18256241
Truth is formless and motionless. Nothing but meditation is formless and motionless. Nothing but meditation leads to truth.
Hey guys. I have an asshole ghost in my house.
It's not threatening or anything but it likes to fuck with my shit and makes loud noises.
Might be tard ghost. Should I summon a ghost tard wrangler or will a normal one suffice?
I dunno but it keeps me up at night. Not in the scary horror kind of way, but more like the "oops, I opened up the pans drawer and then fucking threw them across the room."
Pic unrelated because the fucker decidedly hates cameras, or anything it can get its semicorporeal hands on.
>>18256199
>I have an asshole
>it likes to fuck
>shit and makes loud noises.
>it keeps me up at night.
>white-ghost.png
>>18256202
My sides are in orbit.
Long Story short: i recently went to a fortune-teller, because a female friend of mine usually goes there for solid advice. I went along to boost her confidence, i suppose. As soon as i entered the room, this man looked at me like hè saw a demon. Hé told me later that i was cursed, by very powerful magicians(which were my family members from Africa) now i don't believe in witchcraft, hè did make me question my believes about Magic. it got me to think; my family envies/hates me due to superficial reasons, and were quite involved in "dark arts". I never knew luck in my life, and cant remember having no period without many problems(mental health,social,financial,etc) Now i want to take actions to breake this "curse". Help me out /x/
>>18255484
>Help me out /x/
Disown all relations to your family.
>>18255496
I already broke ties with them, long time ago. But this "curse "manifested without their fysical présence,
>>18255529
Sorry m8, I'm a little too tried to go over this one. Go back to the fortune teller, don't buy into their business just yet. See if they can guess anything else about your family without you giving away hints from reaction. I don't know how good your poker face is, but figure something out.
Once you're convinced they're convincing ask them for help on the matter, should solve itself from there.
Do any lovecraftian beings exist? Or brings that exist on higher planes or exist outside our observable universe?
Could such a thing be possible?
>>18254883
I like reading Lovecraft almost like he was a prophet who didn't realize it. I know people will call me a retard for this, but it's just a thought I like tossing around. Not something I truly believe, but interesting anyway. The prophets of Yahweh, for example, often received their visions in dreams, and the communication/interpretation of these prophetic dreams was a regular occurance. Even non-prophets received prophetic dreams all the time (the baker and pharaoh in Joseph, Nebuchadnezzar etc). Lovecraft always said he didn't believe in the metaphysical, and that his stories were just imagination, but he too received many of his stories in dreams, like the prophets of old. He obviously knew a ton about the occult, and his always stories pull the strangest, most obscure figures from history and he gives them such interesting details. I love googling the random historical figures, gods, phrases, places, and details he brings up, because they always lead to some interesting trivia or forgotten lore.
His short fragment of the story "Azathoth" even seems to suggest this; a man in a bleak city is chosen from his drudgery to receive visions of forgotten events, things from beyond the veil, and things to come, solely because he is there looking.
"And because mere walls and windows must soon drive to madness a man who dreams and reads much, the dweller in that room used night after night to lean out and peer aloft to glimpse some fragment of things beyond the waking world and the greyness of tall cities. After years he began to call the slow-sailing stars by name, and to follow them in fancy when they glided regretfully out of sight; till at length his vision opened to many secret vistas whose existence no common eye suspects. And one night a mighty gulf was bridged, and the dream-haunted skies swelled down to the lonely watcher’s window to merge with the close air of his room and make him a part of their fabulous wonder."
>>18254883
well if faith is measured by how much a culture idolizes a prophet's creations, then I'd say HPL is one of America's foremost prophets.
Without him there is no modern horror novel or horror movie.
>>18254883
not really, they are fiction
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>>18254811
Aries best sun sign.
23 M Scorpio
Why does her dad hate me so?
>>18254818
Lyra best sun sign.
For two and a half years, this plane has been missing, with the only parts found being parts of the wings washed up on various islands
>The first piece of debris discovered was a Flaperon
>The Flaperon on a Boeing 777 is always retracted into the wing until a landing procedure
>Landing
>The outer edge of the flaperon was eroded away, as if it slid against the water in a controlled water landing
>No seat cushions, flotation devices, or any interior debris from the aircraft has shown up
>This means besides some parts of the wings and the engines that (most likely) fell off during impact, the plane is mostly intact
>It likely sank to the bottom of the ocean intact
So we know that the plane flew way off course in the Southern Indian ocean, and evidence suggests it was a slow controlled landing in the ocean
People say pilot suicide or hijacking, but if this is true, why was there such a careful landing in the ocean, and why did the person who was flying the plane want the plane to be intact?
The plane was shot down by accident. There was a ton of dick-waving over the contested south-china sea at the time and this plane flew right through the middle of it.
>>18254614
>why did the person who was flying the plane want the plane to be intact?
Yeah, why do pilots just not nose-dive into the runway every landing? It makes no sense.
>>18254614
>>It likely sank to the bottom of the ocean intact
When a plane crashes on the ocean, no matter how "slow" you go, it literally explodes. Crashing against the sea is much worse than crashing over land, as hard to believe as it is. And trust me, my father been a pilot for 30 years and i know my shit.
Albums that are either haunted or were recorded under strange conditions
Tried to ask /mu/ but all they did was talk shit on The Mars Volta instead of contributing.
Does SMiLE count?
Recorded while strung out on heroin and talking to spirits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TxGa9n8OwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pZEz8XGi_U
No one was talking shit nerd
Ask a haunted house scare actor anything
Any interesting stories?
What kind of "monster" of whatever do you portray?
>>18253963
The funniest thing to happen was a drunk mexican came through and pinched everyones nipples lol
>>18253974
I was playing a possesed priest but the m ake up was a hassle so now I just use a mask
Has anything truely paranormal or alien been posted on this board, since its inception?
>>18253842
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Cognitive dissonace kicking in 3...2...1........
>>18253842
Probably not since the paranormal doesn't exist.
We are taking suggestions for EP. 5
>>18253664
Dont think anyone saw 1-4 so good luck feg
Umm, for what? Is this a live action ghost puncher??
You look like you're wearing a safety vest
We can spoop if we want to
We can leave our wraiths behind
Cause wraiths don't spoop and if they don't spoop
Then they ain't wraiths worth my time
Say we can go where we want to
Innawoods or District 9
But we'll stay right here on the chins
Shitposting away our time
And we can spoop
spoop
We can go where we want to
But we'll just stay here instead
I created a tulpa, summoned a demon
And I'm also half undead
Say we can ARG if we want to
Pretend Bigfoot is our friend
Lizard men burst out of the hollow earth
To start a divination thread
thoughts about it
It's about time.
Let's just do it. Let us build an embassy for interstellar contact. Am I 100% certain that space people (or speople) will come? No. Am I 100% certain that speople will not come? No. I do not have an expectation in regards to who will come to an interstellar embassy in mind, because it's not for me. It's for any interstellar beings, whether they exist or not.
Think about SETI, right? That's the wrong way to go about things. Spying on ambient signals in space and calling that a "search" for extraterrestrial intelligence is like the government wiretapping your phonelines without your permission to "search" for intelligence. It's like sending spy satellites over Russia, and calling that "foreign relations." That's... not how normal people act. That's not a normal way to have a conversation. That's a very paranoid, and frankly insane way to try and have a conversation.
So, fuck it. Let's bypass all government institutions and just do it ourselves. Let us make an embassy for interstellar travelers, and just wait and see who comes. Because whether or not they show up today, tomorrow, were already here yesterday, or never at all, it would probably be a good idea to have one in place *before* the need arises, don't you think? That's how we begin a dialogue with extraterrestrials. We get together, of our own volition, and build a very clearly designated port of some kind, maybe even on Earth, and simply invite them there.
Not spy on their signals in space. Not force them onto Earth. Not trick them into some sort of spy vs. spy games. Just... y'know. Invite them for a conversation, and maybe tea and biscuits if they like. As if we were sane, socially mature people.
I hope they make it a reality, for now it's pretty much just a concept
What if they already walk among you? We live in a multiverse, so they do not necessarily need a spaceship to land on earth, they only need to observe life on this planet and they shift themselves on it.
Question is, are you ready to shift yourself in a paraller spacetime where you could interact with them?
I love your idea anyway :)
hey /x/ can you please identify this symbol for me?
thx
Walknot
>>18253286
Triforce
Valknut - a symbol from Norse mythology
Where did the idea of santa claus come from? Is he an elf? How exactly did he get to be renown as a magical being?
Why does NORAD do that tracking thing every year?
I want to discuss the lore behind santa claus.
Wrong Holiday Season OP
>>18253247
Well can we talk about krampus? Sorry bout that. Just want to discuss lore with people.
Santa Claus is the Fly Agaric mushroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTkmzbTILUw
The Apple-Woodsman ritual.
The powerful Tin Man Ritual is described on page 103 of the Vol. 2 Formula book. It is where the parent(s) presents the child to Lucifer, "the god of light". The Tin Man appeared in the first picture (page 4) of our illustrated Guide to Monarch Programming. It was positioned there because it is often the first ritual memory. The child eats an apple that is poisoned and dies, and then is brought back to life because the coven has the antidote on hand. Next, the parent dedicates the child to Lucifer; if not, then the child will have its head severed by the Tin Man’s ax. This dedication mocks the Pentecostal dedication. Bear in mind, that some parents and programmers can only justify what they do, because they feel they are following "Lucifer’s orders." They will say, "We do it to please Lucifer." They feel Lucifer wants the child in its purest state, so they will do the moon child ceremony in the womb to allow Lucifer to plant his spirits in the fetus (which is a mockery of God’s spirit in the Christ-Child.)
The 1st Ritual Theft of Birthright
When the child victim is four, this ritual typically is done to them during the 10 days to 2 weeks of rituals done around Easter. The ritual is not always done at this time. If both parents are Illuminati, then their primary job is to see their children get programmed; but if only one parent is Illuminati, then the group may have to work with the child whenever they can manipulate some time to do so. Also the Illuminati have so many children to put through programming, that many simply do not start this ritual at Easter. But if they are not done at Easter, they may be told when it is done that it is the time around Easter. The programmers have certain windows of time for certain programs and schedules to follow for each child. They can be untrue to the real calendar date, and still set the internal clock/calendars of the slave correctly later.
This first ritual is to make sure the child victim experiences a staged rejection of God where they are found unworthy to be in "His’ Book of Life. This ritual like all the others that we will describe in this series are sealed with rape and the implantation of demons.
>>18253071
What is this?
>>18253237
reality