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OP, have you ever tried NOT thinking with your dick?

>>18558288
I have.
many others, haven't.

Ah, Lust from FMA. Underrated character.

>>18558244
Cont.
>"yes i need help i-i can't explain, there are fucking dead bodies in my-uh driveway in a car, theres loud music, ahhhhhh"
>"you dont sooouundd ok..." the voice gets lower and lower until it cuts out
>throw my phone on the pavement out of frustration
>i look up and see a toddler girl on a tricycle coming down my neighbors driveway, she stares me dead in the eye while peddling until she passes me and says "i don't know, but its never over"
>start to hear the music again and colors around me get more vivid
>human arms that feel like tree branches wrap around me from behind while i hear the same high pitched female scream and the music gets rapidly louder
>wake up yelling "oooaaahhhh!!!!"

whut

Wow that sounds so terrifying and vivid. Did you eat something spicy or do anything unusual before going to sleep and having the dream? Thanks for sharing!

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Why the wardrobe change?

Perception management?

transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0704/17/acd.01.html

60 minutes interview online?

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>>18558228
It's an elaborate set of systems designed to sell and reduce your soul away, while giving you a headrush so you get "mmm pleasant feels, one with nature hurr"

Try capitalism, but minimalism too. You'll actually get pussy and have a life that way.

>>18558259
Nice metaphysics, faggot.

>>18558259
>>>/biz/

was it intimidating?

>>18558204
he was commenting on your strange fashion choices

was driving through Snoqualmie pass in wa a few years ago at night time. saw what looked like fog but felt like static electricity the same way you walk into steamy room. drove around corner passed two semi trucks before corner. get around bend and see lighting come across road from top of tree line, and then another along aide of the road.... truck slows down without releasing pedal... i look up and see what I think is the moon opposite direction of actual moon... i know my cardinal directions and moon placement ... spent 8 years in military as scout.. I feel static increasing in the air... i look up into tree line and see a giant orb floating.. as soon as I see it i feel the light over take my thr same way you break into a fight on final Fantasy the screen gets distorted... as I had 2 seconds looking at the orb i felt my body give me the same feeling sleep paralysis gives someone in sense of panic and trying to scream but can't move.. i come out of it half a second later and I look for the semi trucks immediately... a fucking mini van passes me... i break down crying on the side of the road knowing something I can't describe happend knowing what happend will never be fully explained to myself...i know what happend but refuse to belive it. I looked at my phone and at my truck clock comparing them to see if a time distortion happend truck clock was synced up for daylight savings time a week before... and is now 5 minutes off.... i go into panic and start crying... worst to come is the next few months I have reoccurring dream of being on table and held down by nonexistent restraints and pyramid like beings with squid like bodys observing me and scanning body... i came home and my gf told me i looked pale.. my face had sun burn on it but I wasn't in the sun at all.. radiation exposure... my grandpa has been abducted 3 times in his life... fuck me right...

check this one out

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woah

benis

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>>18558207

/thread

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Here is the Cash 5 ticket...

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And here is the Match 6 ticket. Wish me luck ... 5 mins until drawing.

>>18558067
I see palis a lot during times of break throughs.

You could kill yourself and see if you become a ghost.

Even if we tell you, why would you believe us?

>>18558024
I'm open minded

What if they wore hats on their feet?

Who made contact whit who and when

>>18557973
Hypothetically.

>>18557941
Your own life energy isn't demonic. Of course, if you're not stupid enough and got possesed by some gnomes.

>>18557941
To be honest, when I do the kage bunshin no jutsu the clone sometimes escapes my command and rapes me with it's 12' cock

Once I kamehameha'd my son,

I wouldn't get into that shit it's dangerous

>>18557902
Why do you think we'd terraform another planet harboring life? P dick move OP.

And the answer for terraforming in general, thousands of years. We have the technology just about to make liveable, sustainable spaceships/stations so that would be the first thing for housing people in space probably.

>>18557902
very long since we first need to poke a hole into the firmament.

>>18558385
Fucking things up specifically to fuck up the lives of "lesser" beings has pretty much been humanity's modus operandi since time immemorial. Look at England.

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It makes sense, it's a negative statement.
Saying, we will be united or something in that fashion would be positive.
Chanting negativity for days must at some point manifest in reality.

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>>18557841
>>18557850

>>18557841

Watch all this end up dividing them more.

>>18557831

Santeria egg cleanse is the most user friendly method that comes to mind, do it for everyone affected. Smudge the homes, and then hang protective talismans (Cross/star of david/dollar bill/iron nails/salt/vials of holy water, whatever you most naturally feel is a protective talisman) at the entrances and exits of the homes of those affected.

>>18557978
>Santeria egg cleanse
How do I do this?

>>18557978

What if you don't practice Santeria?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_X7mMU6Gb0

you know those elsa spiderman pregnant joker fucks batman videos? those are more terrifying than satan himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo

Just look at the science behind it.

Binaural beats give you one frequency in one ear and another in the other. The point is to let your brain combine them to create a new frequency.

Like when a blue and a yellow pixel's colors combine in your brain to form the color green.

This is supposed to give your self a base from which to do work. By focusing on the "created" frequency, you can focus on how your brain works, which might lead to an altered state of consciousness.

Tldr yes and no. Google it yourself to find out more.

>>18557744
If a sound relaxes you then why do you have to ask if it works? And if it doesn't why care?

>>18557744
i think they do if you relax problem is how to relax