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>I seek immortality through any means

Requires things you will not do, like abandon the Internet, read a ton of books, seek out a master, ▒▒▒▓░▒▒▓░░▓▒▒▒▒▒░▓▒▒, and stop jacking off.

Drain your life force without affecting your consciousness

Become a corpse

>>18540284
If you know anything then tell me where to start

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>>18537281
Keep'em coming

I don't know, but when I've practiced it myself on coin tosses, small objects, it has yielded somewhat accurate results. I remember it working something like that. "think happy thoughts"

>>18536397
jesus' second coming hasn't occurred so it can't be THAT effective.

Stupid bullshit for stupid fags like you OP. If you're so confident in the concept give the secret to starving niggers and cure world hunger.

Id fuck that.

>>18533246
You don't die

You just suffer

>>18533291
what is it tho

As a newfriend in this stuff, what kind of practice I should do to "clean" my soul from all the bad shit I did in my life? The more I read about religion and spirtualism I find that I fucked up in many ways...

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/omg/? /omg/.

Bumpin my post from the last thread before it slides off the board: (>>18523473)


>>18523801
Thank you for your response, Palochan. You give a very mystic yet simplistic explanation of meditation and I appreciate that, I really do. Feels almost like I'm listening (reading) to Alan Watts speak, and I mean that in a good way. I guess what I'm looking for is right under my nose. I need to stop grasping at reality intellectually and just allow myself to realize reality holistically. Reminds me of the whole nondual "there is nothing to achieve" school although in some more practical ways I agree with the critiques of this school...

I guess the reason I am so intrigued by astral projection is that it seems to offer an easy way of interacting with Gods/spirits/whathaveyou -- confirming they exist if you will. But as I think over the issue once more, this too may be a case of misunderstanding as well. What are Gods if not concepts personified and given a cloak of personality in order to appear more familiar to the psyche? Even if I could astral project, I doubt it would erase all my doubts.


Maybe I should just get into low magic. Then I wouldn't have to scratch my head over why I'm supposed to be chanting hebrew and latin and greek and sanskrit names of gods and spirits I don't know if I believe in.

Funny story, I had an idea once that astral projection was all around us. We are a projection of the astral and we project ourselves onto the astral. Astral projection could thus be understood as opposed to a solar or lunar projection, subject centered and object centered projection respectively, or waking and dreaming consciousness to be metaphorical (get it? you're awake under the sun and asleep under the moon). This would make astral projection akin to dreaming while awake or being lucid in a dream. Also resonates nicely with the concept of turiya and the layers of Om (although my schema omits dreamless sleep).

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>>18524344
There is nothig wrong with Low Magicks.
Ive had more validation of and interaction with my concept of diety using Low magick than I ever did with my extremely brief fling with High magick.

There is really no need to get hung up on if you are saying every thing correctly, if your altar is facing the correct cardinal direction, or if you ate your salad during the exactly right moon phase.

None of that is important and can be tossed straight out.

If you want to consult something to find out how to do that, I would really and honestly only suggest the Farmers Almanac.
I say that without being facitious in any way.
No irony or sarcasm intended, and with a dead serious face.
Real spirituality and real results are in your everyday life and interactions with the world.

But this is coming from an animist that leaves cups of fruit at railroad tracks for a Blacksmith, thinks trees have souls, and talks out loud in a baby voice to her dogs.

In other words, take anything I say with a grain of salt.
I would rather you be present and painfully self aware in your own life, try everything once, and form your own conclusions even if everyone else says theyre bullshit.

https://youtu.be/aSCqS3GEppo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg9sS7zdJGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MeL1b_nX5o

>Take footage of random shit that isn't scary
>Add obnoxious random Windows Movie Maker filters
And there you have 99% of "creepy" videos in these threads.

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>>18555521

Get some bread.
Also
Magpies > Crows

>>18555333
One for sorrow, two for joy...

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I had two young crows as pets during my childhood. God only knows where my father got them.

I talked to them daily, but I couldn't control them too well. One died and one flew away after he grew big enough.

They were the best pets I ever had in my childhood, not counting the beautiful cat I owned in my late teens. They were so cute that I didn't mind digging through the dirt with my best friend every other day to serve them fresh worms. My father called our local zoo to ask what their diet should be, and was advised by a zookeeper to use dog food that had been wet down to mush.

Never heard either one make even a peep, though. Sorry, OP.

If you're looking for information about a culture, the best you can do is ask the culture.

>>18555021
But they will lie, that's what /pol/ told me.

Even if you read it you wouldn't understand what it's trying to say and why.

am1200

>>18554812
Slow burner but a great film with great actors like Ray Wise.

>>18554812
Perfect exactly what I was looking for! Thank you

retards go straight to hell so I guess one time

Just do something really bad, and you'll reincarnate in something without a conscience.

That's karma's way of telling that you aren't good at this personal choices thing.

>>18554742
42 times

>>18554134
>be christfag
>be butthurt by kek autism
>wat do
>become autistic

>>18554134
Actually, kike christfag reign of terror is coming to an end very soon.

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>>18554191

>>18554116
>>18554116
The glowing thing on their faces are actually wires connected to a mainframe chip inside their head that are curently being tested by every country's military in order to see if it can improve a soldiers' combat abilities.
Not sure about the thin and short part though.

>>18554150
I'm going to need a minimal amount of sauce on that cause it sounds awesome.

>>18554116
The Gurkhas come back to continue fucking up German soldiers?
I mean there is some pretty wild soltories of them about, and where one of the most feared military forces in the world in WWII for their speed dexterity and use of their knives/borderline swords

>>18554109
It's clearly a fucking

>>18554113
Huh

>>18554109
soul?

underageb&

>>18553986
Hahaha, shit happens.

Holy shit, another OP