>invoke LAM before sleep. tell him you want his help in attaining your true love who rejected you
>invoke him in sleep in your dream
>enter the dream of your true love
>LAM isn't needed for dream walking but grey aliens tend to make dreams much more lucid and real
>consciously manipulate her to dream to make her see you as a hero
>i.e save her from somebody evil, defeat her boyfriend in a duel with swords ect.
>have sex with her in dream
>now she wakes up being more likely to love you
>keep doing this until you are fucking her regularly
Tried and tested, it works
This is an occult black magick secret among extraterrestrial magick practitioners. The basic concept of gaining favour of the extraterrestrials lords by showing enough courage to call upon them without fear (fear will trigger their vampiric tendencies)
I've met him. He is a very friendly fellow.
Ok so, how do I invoke LAM and what am I gonna pay for this?
So what do you think this dude encountered?
Starts at around 12:00 and turn your volume up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVEU6n2eKtg
It really seems too clear to be real to me, so possibly its a guy trying to get more views or subs?
With headphones its clearly voices but...it feels a little heavy handed and fake.
Agreed it does seem like edited-in whispering. Too crisp to me as well. At first I mistook it for someone possibly playing music or something. If it's real that's pretty creepy and I'd probably have bolted and hurt myself in the process of leaving.
>>18586062
He encountered birds making noises.
Do you guys think there are any creatures living inside these enormous clouds?
>>18586052
Maybe, but once they dissipate where do the creature s go?
Possibly.
Bacteria live inside of clouds
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/08/16/national/science-health/kind-life-live-clouds/#.WJGv6cuIbqA
Are Aliens real? Have you seen a UFO?
I did in Phoenix in 1997
>>18585994
>Inb4 BogPosting
>>18585994
I remember seeing all this Aliens shit on the History Channel terrified me of getting abducted by the Greys
>>18585994
i'm a nordic alien AMA
I've been considering trying to worship or get in contact with the egyptian goddess Isis. Have any of you done this kind of thing, and if so what kind of offerings should I be considering and is it something I can do whenever, or only on specific days?
Total noob here, so I appreciate any feedback from anyone who does diety work or other related things.
Firstoff, it depends on what you mean by contact. If you are determined to see them at all costs, i would recommend a sweat-lodge type thing the American Indians used to do. Go out in the middle of the woods, and don't eat anything nor drink anything except for a cup of water from a nearby stream after the sun sets. No technology allowed, and you fast in such a manner for a few days, and after three consecutive days or so, build a fire and look into the smoke. You should see images at that point, if you look hard enough.
However, if you are trying to see them according to the ways of the Egyptians, Incense, animal offerings, and engraving tablets in their name is the way to go.
>>18586022
I am interested mostly in communication, sight would be neat, but I'm after a dialogue.
So many ancient practices have been lost to time and conquest, it would be nice If I could learn or even revive some of the old ways. Where better to learn than from the diety itself, is my reasoning.
I heard that her priests and preistesses were said to be great healers and interpreters of dreams. Part of me hopes she will provide me with information on how to continue those practices.
>>18585978
Summon Astaroth, they're the same entity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukraine
>>18585928
>Ukraine war starts
>/pol/ suddenly starts saying "rightful clay" or "Ukraine, no such thing".
>/pol/ suddenly starts hating on the Baltics calling them the butthurt belt, meme pictures included
>/pol/ starts hating on Poland
Before Russia started fucking with Ukraine started NO ONE gave a fuck or let alone spoke about eastern Europe, i think the only common thing was, "Is Estonia a Scandinavian country?" and memes about Finland being Mongolian
now we regularly have
>Pro Putin threads
>Based Slavs
>Orthodox threads
>Why are you not married to a Russian
>Why are western women trash
>Anti Ukraine threads, anti Baltic threads and anti EU threads
>That fucking Bogdanoff meme which is currently huge on Russian boards
But we never have threads hating on Russia, Belarus or Putin
Pic attached, its an American flag who was so heatedly telling a Ukrainian how shit he was until he slipped up
>>18586023
>>18586025
You want a conspiracy to get behind?
/pol/ and 4chan are being used as a means to sway public opinion of Russia and their agenda
Here's a very crude layout of my apartment.
For the last 2 nights, around midnight, my door has been rattling by itself. I'll admit that the hinge and latch are a little loose, but it's never done this before. For example, if you press on the door while it's closed, the lock will bang up against the side panel and make a small "thud". If you've ever had a loose door, you'll know what I'm talking about.
It's been banging very fast, like a sped up heartbeat, for the last two nights and I can find no reason for it. At first I thought it was a cat leaning up against the door scratching itself... last night I tried to debunk it thinking it may have been a pressure draft, but all the windows are closed and there are no drafts in the apartment. I've listened to it for a while to try and discern if there's some kind of sentient pattern to it, but any analysis came back inconclusive.
I can't explain this. What do?
>>18585919
Where do you live? It's been pretty cold in some areas lately and it could just be your heater kicking on. Used to happen sometimes at a family member's house.
>>18585939
I keep the heat off to save on electricity, that stuff isn't cheap.
San Diego. We just got over a cold spell and it's creeping back up into the 70s, no need for a heater or AC. Very temperate weather.
Get a cheap Bluetooth camera, connect to a PC, install dorgem (might've spelt it wrong) and point it at your door, telling it to record based on motion.
Is the satanic bible any good? Should I read the Christian bible before or after it?
You shouldn't read the christian one at all ;;;)
The Satanic Bible doesn't have anything to do with Christianity. It's basically egoism, with a little bit of occult magic sprinkled in. It's also kind of autistic
>When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
>>18585827
skip both and stick with the faggot bible, it's probably more your speed.
0/10 trole
Any /x/ recommended horror movies on Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon?
I've already seen It Follows, Silenced, Perfect Host and Melancholia. Any ideas?
I really liked "I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House."
Though I'm reluctant to recommend it, as it's very slow and plodding. It's like a very accurate adaptation of a fine horror novel. Not at all the sort that people who like action or gore horrors would like.
>>18585849
I was looking at this one, I'll give it a go.
I work third shift security so I'll take any suggestion I can get.
>>18585825
We Are What We Are
Hello /x/philes, been thinking about becoming a warlock. Any tips?
>>18585765
don't spill your spaghetti too much
>>18585765
yeah don't spec destro it sucks now
He was all cryptic. Seemed important. Could someone give me a rundown?
>>18585750
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cittadella_(Gozo)
A simple google search.
>>18585820
not that one...something involving a base
>>18585828
"at Gozo"
If not there then idk where man.
Hello, my fellow Anons. I extend to you today a new means to help with your magickal journey. This place is known as Monolith, a shared land in the astral plane.
Together we may gather there and help each other on the path to higher knowledge.
Monolith is so named for its key feature, a large black rectangle in an endless sea of grass. It is a simple design meant to be an easy starting point for those unable or just learning to astral project.
All skill levels are welcome as we have an established community that is more than willing to help out beginners.
Join our discord for discussion and future projects!
https://discord.gg/YSq8AG2
Some helpful links to get you started
Void Meditation Guide - http://pastebin.com/Zy5hrhPr
Astral Projection Guide - http://pastebin.com/b190xN7i
How To Open You Third Eye - http://consciouslifenews.com/how-to-open-third-eye-pineal/1138045/
Binural Beat Generator - https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/binauralBrainwaveGenerator.php
Veelox 3.0?
>>18585779
Pretty much, but with less autism and demons.
Conspiracy time!!! Do you guys think NASA is holding back tons of information about what they've discovered in space or on Mars?
im no conspiracy looney but i think they found something on mars. A lot of probes directed to mars had mallfunctions?
>>18585728
Like NASA was shutting down other people's probes or some ET was?
>>18585705
Nope.
Imagine being in the woods or a forest or a jungle with a tornado near by. Wouldn't you be spook too?
Tornados are spooky, and tornado videos are really intense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EinzBoVnmRs
Anyone lives in a tornado zone, I never experienced one.
>>18585631
I chase tornados as a hobby. Never seen one in person, but have had one less than half a mile behind me and couldn't see it due to rain. I haven't been on a lot of storm chases, (at uni and no car) but I can tell you, being by a tornado warned storm is one of the most exhilarating things you will ever feel. Pic related, from when I was caught in between 2 tornado warned storms in Kansas
Post more tornado and other natural disaster destruction vidz pls
Is it possible for a group like the league of assassins to have existed/exist?
>>18585602
Doesn't the word assassin come from an order like that?
>>18585602
if not there are sure to be "copy cats".
cultural/historical stand alone complex at work.
life imitates art.
>>18585602
what are the Black Hand?