Is the satanic bible any good? Should I read the Christian bible

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You shouldn't read the christian one at all ;;;)

The Satanic Bible doesn't have anything to do with Christianity. It's basically egoism, with a little bit of occult magic sprinkled in. It's also kind of autistic

>When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

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>>18585827
skip both and stick with the faggot bible, it's probably more your speed.

0/10 trole

>>18586125
But....autists usually avoid unnecessary human contact, and certainly aren't aggressive.

If I recall correctly the christian bible is written for christans. It was made by jews to trick them or some shit

>>18586263
Don't worry it's got that covered

>Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
>Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
>When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
>If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
>Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

>>18586271
>>Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
What's the mating signal?

>>18586320
2 throat clicks and a blink

>>18585827
I actually like LaVeys teachings. His 10 commandments make a fucklload more sense than the christian ones.