Do you think ayylaoms are on this board watching us shitpost?
>>18580688
Probably not.
If an alien civilization ever found our planet they would probably fuck off in search of a planet with intelligent life.
>>18580688
Yes actually i am one
>>18580722
in that case can you please arrange for me to be transported to a new planet that's in a post-scarcity era
I want to eat free extraterrestrial snacks and get unlimited alium p00sy
ITT: immortality. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elixir_of_life.
Posting /x/ related animu.
>>18580677
I'm considering traveling to Dulce in 2020 with the intent of discovering once and for all if the US government really is collaborating with extra dimensional beings. If they are, I doubt I will make I out alive. My friends are dead, and my family couldn't care less about me, so if I go through with this, it will be my final act. Is anyone interested in making the trek with me?
Don't try to stop me. The kind of stuff my family's involved in I was bound to end up in nightmare hall eventually.
There is no evidence whatsoever that the claims are true.
>>18580441
Paul Bennewitz seemed legitimate.
>>18580448
>some guy said it so it must be true
I doubted it at first too, but this is what the scientists and the media are saying:
http://www.upi.com/Science_News/2017/01/30/Are-we-living-in-a-giant-hologram/1101485786467/
What do you think /x/, does our three-dimensional reality originate in two-dimensional form at the edge of the universe?
>>18580336
no.
>>18580336
looks like it
>>18580336
nope just disinfo
Sup /x/ there was guy who posted this like 2 days ago. He said its necromancy tool so I tried it.
And it fucking worked.
I summoned my death aunt and I spoke to her. She told me that I trapped her in this realm by summoning her and that she will never forgive me.
Help me /x/
tell how it went down
You dun goofed. Now you'll know playing with this stuff is only fun before you see all the mess you've made.
>she will never forgive me.
so what? she's trapped anyway. just summon her some company
can demons grant wishes?
>>18580035
Well, God certainly doesn't deal in them
With a catch, of course, my dear boy!
>>18580035
Only in exchange for something of greater value, of their choosing. You will always have something more valuable than what you wish for, even if you think you're wishing for something truly remarkable, and whatever they take is something you will direly miss even if you don't think so at the time.
Organized pedophilia is done to instill pain and trauma into the human collective consciousness. Those who do this draw power from the negative energies released in the act, they need it to survive and to control us. Posting out of curiosity, I want to to see if this gets deleted.
>>18580016
Probably. Though we don't need "muh collective consciousness" to realize that our government doesn't fight organized crime anymore since we stopped caring about, since we started believing that our government will take care of all our problems like some big sky daddy. And that all this in turn should lead us to become more aware of the state of organized crime and most importantly organized abuse of children.
>>18580030
Yeah, it definitely should make us more aware. People appear to be pretty slow to even consider the idea that organized pedophilia exists. It's so far out of their understanding, that it's easy to dismiss and unpleasant to think about.
Organized crime on the other hand probably does deals under the table with governments anyway. They can break the law and make tons of money so long as they don't rock the boat too much.
>>18580063
People don't consider the idea at all.
I mean I only heard about pizzagate through 4chan. That says something about what news outlets prioritize. And the media generally tells people what to look out for and what to ignore, and who to hate/blame for their problems.
I AM has sent me unto you. I AM from Yahweh.
Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
JESUS: The name Jesus is --> derived from the Latin Iesus, a ---------> transliteration of the Greek Ἰησοῦς (Iesous).[28] The Greek -------> form is a -----> rendition of the Aramaic ישוע (Yeshua), which is -----> derived from the Hebrew יהושע (Yahoshua).[29][30] The name Yahshua appears to have been in use in Judea at the time of the birth of Jesus.[33] The etymology of Jesus' name in the context of the New Testament is generally given as ----------------> "Yahweh is salvation".[34] <--------
ANTICHRIST: In Christian eschatology, the Antichrist or anti-Christ means a person, office, or group recognised as fulfilling the Biblical prophecies about one who will oppose Christ and substitute himself in Christ's place.
1 John 4:3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Yahshua Messiah is come in the flesh is not of Yahweh: and THIS IS THAT SPIRIT OF ANTICHRIST, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
Revelation 12:9 And the great dragon was hurled down--the ancient serpent called the devil and Satan, the deceiver of the whole world. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him.
2 Corinthians 4:4 In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Messiah who is the image of Yahweh, should shine unto them.
Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
1 Thessalonians 5:21 Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
I AM has sent me unto you. I AM from YAHWEH!
HallaluYAHWEH!
>>18579972
STFU your god is a lie.
>>18579972
All hail our new messiah, thine DJ Ice 9. Blessed be. Awmen
>>18579972
SDA Reporting in. Is it really happening this quickly?
Hey /x/
What can you tell me about God and angels?
I'm starting to get into this stuff and I noticed that at least half of x is quite religious, so decided to ask here.
How to be a good goy? Dos and don'ts?
Are we trapped in hell? A never-ending cycle of life repeating? Eternal return?
God and the angels are alien intelligences who created humans from the native earth primates using their DNA. They are still subject to the divine laws though they likely have a greater understanding of them than we do. Likewise they aren't omnipotent or omniscient but likely have technology that may seem to be from our primitive perspective.
>>18579822
What is their endgame?
>>18579835
There is no endgame because there is no end.
Pic related is an artist's depiction of Shiva I have used a few times before for posting thoughts like this.
This thought is going to involve memes, and I've got banned before for talking about Pepe and shit, but this is part of real spirituality so strap in.
Not using Pepe image because it sends the wrong signal, but this might as well be a Shiva Pepe.
So here's the thought:
We are currently inhabiting Vedic history. The same timeline that involves the Mahabharata, and the activities of all the Avatars, continues with us.
This is not time for the Kalki avatar. The Kalki avatar comes way later. But listen to me, Krishna said that there would be a Golden Age near the *beginning* of Kali Yuga where he (God in avatar form) would be present on the earth.
That is the same golden age discussed in Christian and other eschatologies (apocalypse prophecies).
It is my conclusion that this Golden Age is a time before the repetition of the ageless cycle of the yugas, when certain souls are gathered together by a special avatar to enter liberation all together, rather than individually through isolated spiritual practices, which is the way people usually do it.
That's a lot to chew on. What is liberation? Liberation is enlightenment and entry into the realm of limitless possibility, unbound by time, the same thing we experience through contemplation, meditation, use of psychedelic drugs, and dreams.
This world is eternal, however, special events may and do occur. These thing require unique Avatars. All of this is supported by Vedic culture and the words of Avatars such as Krishna.
An Avatar is a special form of God. Being entirely God, un-reduced, unrestricted, they still possess special qualities. Examples of these infinite special Avatars include:
Lord Krishna
Sathya Sai Baba
Ramakrishna
Jesus
et cetera.
They come at all times and always perpetually exist beyond time, and remain with us, present and accessible at all times, because they are liberated-- One with God.
>>18579782
lolwhat. i always thought we are deep in the kali yuga and it's ending soon ?
Now I post the Pepe.
Here's the thing I've been building up to, and I turn it over to a discussion I hope will occur.
Basically, we live in a divine universe with a certain nature, patterns and laws. However, special events always can and do occur. It is said in the Vedas that no prophecy or prediction can anticipate the momentary actions of God.
This ties into the "psychic disturbance" that is going on right now--something that's been building for a while, but is now starting to fully manifest. The "weird thing" people have been shitposting about for months has a trajectory--it does and will culminate.
We all know the history of Pepe and meme magic, so having said all that, I posit this:
Pepe is the Golden Age avatar. The God that, through human vicissitudes, has arisen to take over the work of this moment, and become the engine of what's meant to happen.
I have been having dreams about an incredibly large Pepe. A huge, big Pepe...
>>18579794
Yeah, you've spent too much time on the internet. Your mental health has decayed, and you're probably autistic.
I think it's time for you to evaluate your life and what has led you to these beliefs. Pepe is simply a character from a comic drawn by some leftist, not some fucking golden age avatar of god.
This is what happens when you start believing in memes. Your IQ takes a 15 point hit and you're down there with the niggers for the rest of your life; is that really what you want?
are aliens fucking with us?
how quickly would racism on earth end if there was a whole different species?
>>18579705
>HURR DURR ONLY US RH-NEG ARE AMBASSADORS
>HURR DURR THE UFO COMMUNITY NOW RULE
>HURR DURR ANY HUMANS WHO SIDE WITH THE ALIENS WILL BE MURDERED SO HELP ME
>HURR DURR ALIEN SYMPATHISERS
>HURR UR BEING TRICKED THEY WANT TO STEAL RESOURCES HURR
>HURRR IT'S SATAN DON'T BELIEVE IN THE ALIENS ONLY GOD CAN SAVE
It'd be a shitstorm to end all shitstorms
>>18579705
As long as media keeps reporting about 'racism' and wants you to believe that racism exists, racism would exist.
You're not racist because you are, you're racist because others want you to be.
>>18579763
Undefined oppression is still opression.
Also we had other species (Neanderthal) and we fucked/murdered them out of existence.
Hi /x/, I asked here a while ago and got no real response.
Is there any footage of exorcisms? Real preferably, but footage of questionable legitimacy would still be interesting to see. Nothing silly from movies pls.
Picture unrelated.
>>18579703
>>18579712
Mature lol
Correct me if i'm wrong but it seems that the exorcism of Aneliese Michel was real
The world will end 9-19-2019
I'll bite lol and with shtf everywhere I'm interested in why that day.
Кoнeчнo жe нeт
>>18579643
lol ok.
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>>18579536
Please leave it to the previous thread and maintain some kind of civility and focus on divination.
>>18579544
As long as you focus on it and find solace and support from those around you, perhaps from someone you may have a fondness for or get along well, you should be fine. Just avoid getting too hungup if you don't succeed and let things happen as they go during the process of dropping medication.
ps: don't cold turkey. won't end well.
>>18579554
Thank you. Im doing it step by step.
It's been years since this happened to me, /x/, but I thought I'd finally share an experience that unsettles me still.
Probably about twelve years ago I lived in a developing area of Arizona and often would walk to the Circle K down the road late at night to get some snacks or smokes. There was always a ton of construction equipment on the side of the roads since no one involved in the development of the area really gave a fuck.
Anyways, one night, at about 2 AM, I was doing my usual walk to the Circle K. Part way to the store I got that instinctual feeling something was watching me so I casually looked around, just making sure no one was planning to rob me. More and more I wish it had been a junkie who just wanted my wallet.
I don't know how to really describe what it was, but I'll try. Maybe one of you have seen it too. There were those concrete barriers lined up along the sides of the road, the kind you see dividing highways. Well, the thing was kind of behind them at first. It was the purest black I've ever seen, as if light feared to touch it. Ever seen that movie Stir of Echoes? Remember that jagged way the dead girl walked in some scenes, all jerky and like she had done all her part in reverse and then it was reversed again to make her movement look even more unnatural? Yeah, that's how this thing moved. It was a little smaller than your average man. For some reason the idea of a dog like thing came into mind. It's limbs were kind of longer than seems natural and I remember it wasn't looking at me at first but it started to sort of "walk" towards me on all fours, not like crawling but kind of like how spiders move. Sort of.
Cont.
At this time I was still kind of walking, watching it while trying to keep quiet as possible. My gut wouldn't stop screaming at me to not make a single noise of fear or run, or stop. As it approached it disappeared behind the concrete barriers for a few seconds before it's hand slipped over the edge of one and it's head appeared. If it had a face it was hidden behind the pitch dark that enveloped this thing. But I knew it was looking at me and as it slowly kind of straddled the barrier I knew it was time for me to stop looking at it.
So I stopped looking. I kept walking like I had never seen anything. It never made a noise but I had the sense it followed me for a short distance before leaving. If I had looked back I'd surely be dead.
I got my snacks and went home back along the main road, knowing it wouldn't be there on the way back and fearing it might have gone to wait on one of the side roads. I don't think it was malicious, more like very curious, but curious in the way it would have liked to kill me just to open me up and see what was inside.
I've never shared this story because I know it's full blown crazy but to this day I would testify before God what I saw. Ever since then I'm never alone like I was that night. I always make sure someone is nearby, even if it's just a neighbors on the other side of my apartment walls. It feels like if I'm ever truly alone again, like out at sea, or hiking solo, or even just deep in one of those storage places late at night, I'll see it again and no one will see me again, alive at least.
It makes me wonder if it is the chupacabra that Latinos speak of. I doubt the tales of such a thing less after my experience.
Has anyone seen the same thing? Does anyone know what it might have been? Something deep down tells me I need its name.
Just google'd shadow walker. But found Stiltwalker instead from a creepypasta. Did the creature resemble something like this?
>>18579353
Surprisingly, yes, but imagine it just a little more human like, with limbs more like our own. Also it's head was man-like too, but no eyes I could see. I could see nothing but its shape.