Listen, I need help. In 10 minutes they're coming for my family, my kids. Paranormal Psycho-Spies, government spooks with guns and a death wish, real dead-ender types. They speak in trucker lingo on portable HAM radios. I keep the lights off so I can see out and they can't see in, but they're knocking doors and going from house to house.
Will try and sneak an image in a second.
>>18883808
Do you have a gun?
Legit? probably not.
>>18883808
2 minutes left
So /x/ How do i start a secret society?
>>18883528
well its not secret anymore...
better luck next time :)
>go to store
>buy bleach
>convince friends to have gay orgy
>drink said bleach w/ newly gay pals
>all die suffering
>no one knows why
>profit?!?!
Make up some wack lore about space gods and the power of the cosmos, and make it convoluted enough to where you can lose doubtful people in the maze of BS. Target desperate or aimless people. Make sure to have a headquarters.
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First one in. I'm here for general talk on divination. Not reading, though; I've already read
>>18883239
Hello, there.
I want to know about my future regarding ideas about (future) artistic endeavors.
What will happen with it?
>>18883239
A general for things to come, ty
Hey, guys, I'm curious on astral projection any ideas on how to get started and what I can do to get better at is?
Shameless Slefbumb
>>18882743
Become deprived of stimuli. Ideally, you'd go and rent a sensory deprivation tank for this purpose. Once you become more experienced you could do the stuff on your own and deprive yourself of stimuli solely through meditation.
Don't know much more about this stuff since I'm more of a lucid dreamer.
>>18882774
Ill look into it thanks mate!
My mothers cellphone has been calling has been calling her landline for a few days now. There is no one using the cellphone and the calls come early in the morning (2-3 am)
She has a history of paranormal occurances through out her life most of which involve her dad.
Another thing is microwaves. Every microwave for the last few years she has owned has made moris code like beeping at the same time as the phone calls. A brand new microwave only lasts about 6 months. A few weeks after the night beeping begins the microwave is fubared.
What dowe do /x/?
>>18882611
The "Morse code like beeping" is common occurrence, ime. If I put my phone next to my stereo, and send a message to my phone, just before the phone sounds its alert, the stereo will make these noises.
>>18882624
The beeping happens in the dead silence of the night with nothing to set it off.
Just what the hell are those lights?? And it wasn't lanterns, these flied way to fast i can confirm. Link: https://youtu.be/m8rS3qCZ9ck
>>18882529
Pic related.
Is hard to tell since they are moving, but when the camera pans, looks like they don't move accordingly. Maybe just a skeptic.
[pic not related]
they are probably either drones or helicopters, most likely drones. i live in upstate new york and a few years ago i saw a bunch of [what i assume to be] helicopters flying together in formation and it looked pretty much exactly like the video except they were moving a little bit slower and they were all pretty close together. probably some kind of military testing or some shit.
Sorry if this sounds like some schizophrenic lost media creepypasta but I guess /x/ is the most fitting place to search for horror-related stuff.
So, RedLetterMedia is a mildly popular YouTube channel that currently runs a series called Wheel of the Worst where the hosts basically take a wheel of fortune mock-up with old VHS tapes strapped to it and watch whatever they land on for shits and giggles.They released a new episode today and, while looking through the tapes, they run into a plain red box with "Riding Mower Safety" written over it with a sharpie:
https://youtu.be/jtshsLOoMbM?t=2m30s
They talk about it briefly, comment on how odd it looks in comparison to the other boxes and one of the hosts, Mike, claims it came from Europe and jokes about it probably being a weird snuff film or something. After that they just move on to the next tape and, since it didn't get selected on the wheel, they never mention the red box again throughout the rest of the video.
The thing is, I vividly remember watching something with a very similar plain box while hanging out with my older edgy cousin when I was 7 or so and jesus fucking christ, the memories are not pleasant at all. It was a sort of experimental arthouse film recorded in some Asian country and, while the narrative is really hard to piece together from my vague memories of watching (it was a disjointed thing with very little linearity, like Tarkovsky's Zerkalo), I do remember how gory and nightmarefuel-ish it was. As the title suggests, it did involve a riding mower at some points, I do remember constant shots of the blades being intertwined with the rest of the film and shit you not, the final sequence was someone running over children and violently decapitating them with it. I'm not sure if the gore effects still hold up to this day but as a kid they looked pretty fucking realistic to me.
Has anyone else seen this? I can try to write down everything else I remember about it if anyone's interested.
I don't know the specific film you're talking about, but I do raise you The Begotten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gXIaTnT1zE
>>18883465
That wasn't it, the whole thing was in color as far as I remember.
>>18883764
Faces of Death
Hi everyone. So my friend and I are debating over a new world order or illuminati. It's hard for me accept an illuminati although my friend has some good points.
Anyone care to share some information or pics. I am not based in the subject I want to see some good evidence.
>Brownie points if has relation to season one of true detective. That show opened my eyes, we're talking heavy shiiiiieeeeeetttt.
>season one of true detective
Hang yourself.
>>18882325
Its a satanist dooms day cult they was going silly on YouTube in 2009 till 2012
Met one on here she told me in her own way that she was a high priestess they are waiting for the planets to Aline before it starts
>>18882621
Yeah there's some online organization calling themselves the Illuminati (so-and-so's) and it sounds like you can basically buy a membershippp. it has no lineage linking to the original Illuminati (obviously) and they sound insane. Original Illuminati were about enlightenment and secret societies to keep from being persecuted for thought-crimes or whatever.
Caught this thing floating around my game camera way out in the Virginia woods. It was active for 20 minutes. The camera would take a picture and then a 30 second video. These are some of the pics.
More of the orb.
>wake up
>look to ground
>see this man
was skeleton kill?
yes. skeleton was kill.
god bye skelleton rest your poor bones.
>>18882195
>open skeleton pocket
>see picture attached in wallet
tears. how did i have save this skeleman? it was to late to save this bone; even CBR (Cardioboneic Resuscitation) failed! His wife and children miss him!!
>>18882229
wops forgot pic
what was the cause of the poor skeleman's death. we need to join forces and investigate.
What is Karma?
I'm here to get other's oppinions and views on /what/ exactly is karma. Does it exist? And if so, what purpose does it serve? Does it only affect us in this life or the next? Or both?
It is my belief that Karma, or the law of return, is nothing more than a tool used for the betterment of the self, rather than a punishment for the wicked. I see it as a great path, a path that only a few can take, because whom is able to take what they dish out better than those with great inner strength. It is a tool that teaches us the consequences of our actions upon others actions. A tool which is devoted to those who are able to bear it's mighty triumph, as those whom are lowly and weak will surely succumb to it's great mass of returnity. As such, the tool is used for betterment, in a sense of self-identifying the underlying aspects to which actions excite the mind. To accept karma is to put it's law into action, to reject karma is to return nothing, but out of nothing not greatness comes, but quite the opposite.
Forgive the mightier than thou wordings, I wrote most of this in a trance setting, which usually entails such tones for me
>>18882154
Yes it exists
It's a product of human nature and the laws of nature
It serves to direct humans to good behaviors, ones that allow the species to reach harmony with itself
It probably has a post-life equivalent too, yes
>>18882154
I had cursed a home for old people a few years back; some died there and one employee broke both of her arms, setting her back 3 years of her career.
I then decided to go the right hand path. Recently found out that I had been set back 3 years for not going the left hand path and I also almost got killed.
Karma exists.
Just focus on the being that is and can't be named. My advice.
I found this symbol at the timberline Lodge. It was in a really weird spot at the top of one of their many stone chimneys.
Anyone know what it is?
>>18882160
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>>18882160
Lad are you fucking retarded.
The timberline lodge. That place where they filmed the shining.
Jfc neck yourself.
hey /x/ just passing by, although i do have a favor to ask
i just feel the need to listen to sick beats that spread the word of the true master satan
im not a satanist i just really like it
any ideas?
You're gay.
>>18882060
why the fuck would anyone keep brains, whether for science or food, in THAT condition?
Some gay shit like odd future
Images that will give me bad juju just for looking at them.
sup /x/
I met a woman that has caught me in her spell. She claims to be the devil and wants me to hand over my soul so she can enslave me forever and possess me with demons.
She wants me to do a blood ritual tonight ending with burning the paper.
She has me stare at gifs with sigils on them. I'm having a hard time resisting as lusting after her is extremely pleasurable.
What happens when you sell your soul?
First.... as a rule the devil can never be a woman. Secondly I already know who he is so I know that you have nothing to fear.
/thread
Tl;dr: anon met a mentally unstable woman and took everything she said as true. Probably just trying to fuck her
>>18881783
>sticking your dick in crazy
She's almost certainly not the devil.
If she actually does have power then what she's probably after is to bind your soul to hers.
I'm not sure of the effects of this but they probably aren't good. If you wanna fuck her then just fuck her once and hold on to the experience.
No need to do something you can't come back from.