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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidehill_gouger

>>18880938
>When a clockwise gouger meets a counter-clockwise gouger, they have to fight to the death since they can only go in one direction.[2]

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squonk
Squonk is best.

Why couldn't the gouger just shimmy up or down the hill a bit to avoid having to fight to the death?

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some creepy stuff out there.

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hello from shit skin land. we have cockroaches everywhere, yoda knocked down nanny's water tank.

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oh cool, i found a spy dome on top of this building, i bet sum bitch has the rag and they used the rags juice to paint it the read as you can sea, been there done that.

>>18880799
By sine wave and white noise, do you just mean

A frequent ringing?

Yes. That can be a lot of things, but in the sense we're discussing, it's other entities that we cannot see reacting to our actions, at least I am sure that is what it is sometimes.

you probably have some moisture stuck behind your eardrums or a buildup of wax. I had this and the doctor gave me some nasal spray for it and it helped

It means you're queer.

>>18880677
>in regards to auras?
so your aura is pink? that's probably a good sign, pink is usually a healthy colour for living things and it's also a soothing colour.
>and/or LSD
what does this mean though? pink in regards to LSD? do you mean you see a lot of pink when you're tripping? or is it that every time someone near you is tripping, and they look at you, you look pink to them? please clarify.

It (LSD) seems to affect pinks in a different way than souls of any other color

assuming for the moment that demons are real:

tell me why you think you can successfully summon a demon without having done any background reading on demonology or magic.

if that sounds elitist, think of it this way: would you rather ride in a car with a driver who only knew where the gas pedal was, or with one who'd read the manual and taken driving lessons? more to the point, would you want to drive a loved one around in an unfamiliar type of vehicle that you didn't know to operate?

it's way easier to summon things than it is to control them or get rid of them. you don't have to be a gearhead but please don't put the gas pedal down until you know how to operate the brake, the clutch, and the signal lights. basics first.

>18869942

start with israel regardie and go from there.

>>18880771
and I broke my link. here:
>>18869942

First think back to your earliest memory, the will create fertile ground for the demon to seed. Hold the image and if possible the smell in your mind. you will need a few item from your childhood, preferably from ages 2, 7 and 13 and a small bowl of honey and one of water. place them in a pre-drawn circle, on the edges. With your eyes closed walk to the middle and sit in fetal position. Stretch your arms out palm up to the sky in font of you and repeat this 3 times “omne animal se ipse diligit, god and I are split between.” On the third place your hands over your eyes.
Of course the room is darkened. Place the items in the circle and spread the water and honey with your hands on the inside. For three nights after think of the same memory at least once before sleeping, and you should have your demon.

you must be confused this board is for the paranormal. why would we talk about something mundane and everyday as the great disc?

isnt that related to this conspiracy theory going around that the world is lol...round? god those people are fucking crazy.

>>18880408
Because /x/ only has retarded conspiracy theories and flat earth is a fact

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These pics, are about what was found in his room

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He wrote a lot of stuff in a really easy kind of cryptography

>>18879989
Coyotes are faggots.
Mountain lions are scary. Beware Ohio/PA/WV because they silently released them here.
Rumors of elk around too, but I have only been attacked by the mountain lions so far.
Stay safe.

>>18880002
>Rumors of elk around too
Elk don't attack people

>>18880002
>I have only been attacked by the mountain lions so far.
WTF,
Story?

>>18879948
Yes; my late uncle. Guess why he died. :^)

>>18879948
I have a teacher, former chairman of the prometheus society.

>>18879948
I do, I make something for their ceremonies. True story.

I'm in no way apart of the cult

Probably not.

>>18879860
Can you find any similar geological formations in the world?

>>18879855
Yup. Case closed. Go home boys we figured it out

>>18879621
so if u eat meat and enslave/rape/murder animals to consume their flesh and milk are u going to hell? :^)

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>>18879621
Incorrect.

>>18879622
Animals < People

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>>18879613

>>18879613
define holy grail

>>18879613
Cup from which jesus drank at the last supper. Like the spear of destiny, it is a normal physical object said to have potentially received powers or some notability after interacting with jesus

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>>18879533
>Asteroth has been relentlessly visiting me. Two nights ago Belith and Bel Berith contacted me unbidden.
Why do you lie?

Yeah Anon you had a bad dream, it must be demons contacting you from another dimension.

As if they would give a shit about you anyways.

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>>18879539
Why would I lie about that? It's been happening for a while with Asteroth. I am frightened of her so I have been trying to avoid the contacts.

Two demons were sitting down discussing things with me two nights ago in a dream. When I asked for them to identify themselves, the walked over to a tan wall and both wroth out with their fingers Beleth. Under it...Berith.

Try to relax a little and not be so hostile,

>>18879398
Proof there is a god

>>18879398
Was he a trap?

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>>18879398

Just here to talk about divination in general. Not reading or trading, but I'll chill and talk.

Anybody trading? Just post me your query and I'll post mine after I read you.

>>18879445
Should I move closer to him? How would that work out?