>"Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?" >"YUCK, EWW,

Mountain Dew is awful.

It's the worst soda after Fanta.

7-Up > Coke > Pepsi > Sprite > Pepper > Piss >Mountain Dew > Fanta

>>78981072
Pepper is not better than piss

>>78981015
I like that joke.

>>78981072
Holy shit could you be any more of a turbopleb?

Sprite > Coke > Fanta > Mountain Dew > actual cat piss > 7-Up > Pepsi > Dr Pepper

Mountain dew has orange juice in it though. Other soda-fags BTFO, vitamin c for days.

>>78981072
Fanta Fruit Twist is top tier pop though

Why didn't Homer just piss in public like a bum?

>>78981072
>>78981204
>>78981212
>>78981222

>Drinking soda

>>78981307
Why didn't Homer just leave a note on the car?

>>78981072
>>78981339
>Soda

Pop.

>>78981339
Nutritionally it's not that different from soda other than a few trace vitamins

>>78981374
>Pop
Soft drink

>>78981353
>>78981307
Because New York is really hell.

>>78981374
>soda
>pop

Fizzy drink

>>78981408
>Soft drink

Carbonated Flavoured Liquid.

Well I can tell who aren't gamers in this thread.

>>78981406
oops I meant juice, not soda, kill me pls

>>78981438
>Carbonated Flavoured Liquid.

Carbonated Jew

>>78981436
See >>78981438 Ultra Pleb.

>>78981466
>he drinks non-carbonated shit

Enjoy your mind-control drugs poisoning your body. The bubbles break up the surface area of the drugs so they don't work when they mix with your stomach acid.

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Freeway Cola >>>> all the others

All you nigs are wrong

Mexican Coke>>>Shit>>>>All else

>>78981015
The joke is that homer is so stupid he'll take the gross crab juice over a refreshing mountain dew

>>78981015
american soft drinks contain all kinds of weird shit you shouldn't put in your body

>>78981072
I only ever have soda when I get fast food but I usually get Mountain Jew when I have KFC.

>>78981466
>>78981467
>Carbonated Flavored Liquid

Beverage

>>78981015
What he means is that it used to be Chuck's Suck and Fuck

>Quit all sugary drinks and sweets
>Not even craving it anymore after 3 months
>Teeth are whiter.

Sugar is shit tier drug.

>>78981576
Is Sneed even a real name?

>fountain dr pepper
>delicious 10/10
>can/bottle dr pepper
>watered down garbage

why is this?

water>beer>wine>childrens drinks

>>78981374

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>>78981409
Is New York really that far away ?

>>78981660
I'm Midwest and we call it soda, by I'm in the big city of Milwaukee.

>>78981072
Fanta is a brand, not a flavor. Retard.

>>78981556
>he drinks beverages

Libations only here you fucking melt. Bet you're a septic too.

>>78981660
Jokes on you I'm a britbong who knows of this 'rivalry'

>>78981630

Fountain pop is always based. I never drink the stuff but every once in a while I'll cave and get a root beer from culvers or something.

Sure most of it gets mixed with shitty bourbon, but it's still root beer from a fountain.

>>78981691

I bet you also call drinking fountains "bubblers", don't you?

i hate how most food places are exclusively sprite nowadays.. 7up is the superior lemon lime soda

>>78981730
Yeah we call them bubblers here.

>>78981518
>Mexican coke

why is it that only mexico still makes Coca-Cola with real sugar?

is there such a timeline where fountain mexican coke exists?

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>>78981730
Don't act retarded.

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>all these people ranking beverages in this thread and don't even mention crab juice
What ails ya? Not man enough for some old bay and salty crab juice?

>>78981812

A water fountain is something in front of a building you throw coins into.

A bubbler is something stoners smoke weed out of.

Why is the South and Wisconsin retarded?

>>78981812
lol there's no way that's real

>>78981812
>bubbler

This is the first time I've ever heard of this.

>>78981374
>flyover
It's soda.

>>78981933

You wouldn't unless you either live or talk to people from wisconsin. Bubbler is a regional company that makes drinking fountains. So like "Xerox" for copy machines or "Kleenex" for facial tissue, but just contained to the borders of cheeseland.

>>78981862
Crab juice sounds like a pretty kino beverage. They should sell some in theaters.

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>>78981812
Fixed.

>>78981763
probably because america's main export and produce is corn

>>78981072
Orange and purple fanta is top tier u cuck

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>>78981374
>not drinking Tonic

Are you even from New England ?

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>>78981015
related

>>78981072

True,but Fanta Klassik is the best soda there is.

>>78981353
He didn't have pen and paper.

>>78982596
That's pic's a load of bullshit
>that's the way heroin works, by the way
ebin

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>tfw amerifats dont even know spezi

>>78981812
>Not calling it a sippy stand
You guys are all dumb.

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>he doesn't drink Stewarts root beer

It's soda kino

Soda is for children. I only drink water.

>>78981409
>>78981686
kek

>>78983603
Heroin and other opioids do get some of their euphoric effects from dopamine.
The mechanism more responsible is the binding to the mu-opioid receptors, though.

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>>78983843
HEAR, HEAR!

I don't drink it anymore because it's poison, but a fountain dew is the beverage of the gods

>>78981893
>>78981812
>>78981974
I've lived in Wisconsin for the vast majority of my life and I've never heard anyone call a water fountain a "bubbler"

>>78984003
You obviously don't live by the city then like me in Milwaukee.

>>78981072
orange fanta is goat

>>78983922
good thing he took off the labels

I've started buying Cheerwine from the internet since it's not sold in stores here

>>78981015
My favorite soda by a vast margin is mountain dew code red.

>>78983843
*tips*

>>78981812

I guess we know where to drop the nukes now.

>>78981072

cherry coke = mexican coke > all

>>78984099
Manchild/Amerifat detected

I think we can all agree glass bottles are the real winners here. Not your pleb cans.

Mexico wins again

>>78983843
>giving soda to kids
Dangerous game my man.

>>78981639
>guinness>water>beer>wine>childrens drinks

>>78981072
>Knock-off Sprite better than actual good soda
>Sprite not being in number one
>Pepsi better than anything

>>78984088
Yankees think Cheerwine tastes like cough syrup. Hope you're getting it in glass bottles though; it goes flat way too fast in plastic

>>78984150
europoor living off the government detected

So amerifats really do drink a lot of sugar water? I thought it was just a meme.

>>78984045
I'm in wauwatosa, lake michigan is like 10-20 min away

>>78984305
I'm japanese you fuck

Kalkalash

>>78984394
Post pics of your chinky eyes with a timestamp or you're full of shit.

>>78984394
dont you have women to not breed with

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>>78984435
>>78984437
lmao you fucking faggots

>>78982596
>pseudo-scientific image about a popular evil capitalistic brand made for nu-male vegans feel better about drinking semen

>>78983921
Food does the same thing or drinking water when thirsty comparing it to heroine is dumb

>>78981015
Dr. Pepper

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>>78981576

>>78982596
wtf I hate chemical reactions now

>>78981072
Not an american here, and I have to say, Dr. Pepper is THE grossest shit I have ever tasted. Jesus Christ that shit is nasty. How you guys are actually able to drink that god-awfull carbonated shitwater I will never understand.
Good job on Coca Cola though. Tank you for that.