WTF I don't remember seeing that in the Harry Potter films

>>78981680
You will never see sexy Ravenclaw nerd girls exploring eachothers bodies

>group masturbation sessions

Hold up. I grew up among the most depraved teens on planet earth, the upper-class children of Miami, Florida. We did some truly weird shit. But group masturbation sessions? What the fuck?

>>78981680
jesus, what a lunatic

hot

>>78981795
Wait, this isn't normal?

>>78981680
Typical Hufflepuffs

>>78981795
for what it's worth, lower-class kids don't do that shit either

>>78981795
you've never been in a sorority house huh

>>78981838
this

>>78981680
How exactly would group masturbatory sessions come about? Like if I brought that up with my mates they'd tell me to fuck off and never talk to me again.

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They also had suicide prevention sessions to help students cope with the fact that they're in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody; just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>78981680
I had a group masturbation with 5 of my friends when I was 13. Only 1 came, not me.
It's kind of gay now that I think back on it.

>>78981795
>>78981916
>they never played soggy biscuit

>>78981971
>It's kind of gay
Uh-huh

>>78981961
Like clockwork

Bless your soul, whoever you are

>>78981795
you must not be an americuck

>>78981961
i'm filtering this now, it's been dead for about 3 years

This is why nobody liked Hufflepuff.

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>that third tweet

jesus christ i fucking despise her

>>78981961
I do appreciate that just like the jaime lee curtis copypasta that you at least change it up.

>>78981961
>Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series
Spielberg didn't want to do it, he knew it'd sell and didn't need his help.

>>78981795
>>78981877
>>78981916
It happens. You don't autistically ask your mates to masturbate with you, someone manages to get a hold of a porn movie/channel password and eventually you have a bunch of horny teens with boners, hilarity ensues...

>>78982074
it also got weird when Spielberg put in some showers and gas chambers at the set

>>78982008
The kid with PE always wins.

>>78982008

I would purposefully hold back so i could enjoy that sweet sweet biscuit ^_^

>he never watched porn with his bros and jerked each other off

spot the virgins in this thread

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>>78981680
is this REAL????

>not playing slice of bread with your friends

>gather atleast 4 friends
>make a circle, put the slice of bread in the center
>the last one to cum has to eat the bread

it's like you guys had no childhood

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>>78982096
>>78981795

i never participated in group masturbations, but i did have some "fun" with my bestfriend :^)

>>78982008
I always knew that as limp biscuit.
I never got it, because you're being punished for penile superiority.

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>>78981680
look better

>>78981795
Dont fall for the memeing replies

Literally no one does this

I have no idea what drug rowling was on when she tweeted that

are those tweets even real?

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>>78981680
>ywn ride the coat tails of your half-baked book about wizards doing wizard shit and then years later change the canon to fit group masturbation sessions to get likes on twitter

>>78982156
>punished

>>78982167
It's fucking normal for a group of boys to have a group wank for shits and giggles

what the frick I love harry potter now?

>>78981795
Been there, done that. We were all like 12.

>>78982096
Nah you are just an actual faggot. My friends would share accounts, or videos they found especially good, but never would any of us even think to start jerking off together.

>>78982008
Dude, I've heard of soggy biscuit, but I thought it was a meme, never heard of anyone I knew or saw anyone actually doing it.

>>78982037
>you must not be an americuck

Literally just wrote that I'm from Miami....Miami is in America, last time I checked (I know we speak Spanish and they call us Cuba del Norte, but still).

>>78981680
What a nut. No wonder her husband booted her ass out.

>>78981795
what high school did you go to

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>>78981680
didn't any weird stuff happen when you guys had middle school aged sleepovers?

One time we put on cinemax after midnight when they showed soft-core and 3 of the friends I had at my house requested blankets so no one could see their junk. Me an my other friend found it kind of weird so we went into another room until they were finished

>>78982220
>spot the post-2000 baby

First I thought it involved girls and was kinda hot but then
>>78982096
>>78982008
>>78982153
you guys are literally gay

>>78982302
It's gay to think that harmless group wanking is gay

>>78981795
>he's never tied down the slut and circlejerked with his friends over her limp body in the school commons
it's a great bonding exercise desu

>>78982302
>2000+10+7
>not being gay
C'mon senpai, step your game up

What kind of faggot has "group masturbation" sessions with school mates?

When I was in school we used to ruthlessly bully these two gay kids, why the fuck would we then turn around and suddenly go "yeah it's okay to jack off together no homo"

>>78982352
>"bully"

oh you :^)

>>78982352
>bully these two gay kids
with your dick I hope ;)

>>78982284
You have a warped sense of time. No need to deflect now that you realize you have a homo childhood.

>>78982271
>what high school did you go to

American Heritage School, in Plantation. I also spent a lot of time hanging around St Agnes in Key Biscayne and Pinecrest, because I had friends there.

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>>78982273
Back in 4th grade my friend slept over and put his booger on the back wall behind my bed. My mom didnt find it until 2 years later when we were moving. It was all hard and sticked to the wall like glue, she had to scrub it for about an hour, didnt want to risk not getting the security deposit. My brother in law had to come over with tools to get it off.

>>78982352
>spotted the insecure homo
There is literally nothing gay about it if you are confident in your hetrosexuality. You literally have to be a faggot in order to have feelings involved in a bit of banter.
Me nor any of my old school mates are gays today, as far as I know.

>>78981961
>Naruto is a getaway anime of the worst kind

>>78982424
Was that booger the size of a baseball?

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I seriously don't understand these people.