post an obscure as fuck movie youve seen that youre 99% sure

ive seen
no proof, fu lol

>>79452346
Zero gravity sex and random Godzilla scene

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I really like Madison Burge

>>79452381
>zero gravity sex scene
that was so fucking wierd. its totally non arousing at all

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There are a lot of poles on pol, so who knows really.

Maybe Silver Globe is a better example.

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As a fan of samurai and revenge movies, this was a great fucking samurai and revenge movie.

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I haven't met a single person in the 10 years since I first watched that has seen the movie

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It's popular on russian flightsim forums

>>79453068
my dad was watching that shit on tv the other day. it's not obscure at all

>>79453068
I watch that movie once a year. It's ScarJo at her best and most fuckable, but also most attainable.

>>79453068
Just so you know how not obscure it is, Letterboxd has it with 21,000+ users having watched it. That's up there with major blockbusters. So you fucked up big time on your obscure movie.

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Does anyone know where to find this nowadays?

>>79453494
Saw a DVD in the $3 bin at WinCo the other day

>>79452595
Another polack Here yeah I saw It
Albo our old Movie posters are god tier

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one of the funniest endings in cinema history

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>>79452346
Doubt it's that obscure but just watched it last night

>>79453644
Kokone Sasaki is so hot, watch Hello, my dolly girlfriend

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Im Devin Butler

>>79453600
They really are. I'm running out of films to watch though. I'm not even polish. I just watch these films because I'm autistic. Please recommend me movies

>>79453706
seen it. they used to play it on HBO in the mid 90s.

>>79453725

So then you know about Mr. Bobo and where to find him?

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>>79453362
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>>79453398
K, fuck you guys then. It's obscure to normies.
Try this. I actually really enjoyed it

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>>79452346
I only saw this last night but whatever

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I guess North-Korean made war films like Wolmi Island and Order No. 027 are obscure.

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Also called Epsilon. 1995, directed by Rolf de Heer.

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>>79453670
>Hello, my dolly girlfriend
Not him but this is one of those movies I know I've seen but I don't remember shit about it, needs a rewatch for sure.

also need to check out Sweet Whip at some point.

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good enough?

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>>79452346

>>79453798
Kekked out loud at the title

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>>79453670
I'd recommend her gravure videos instead. no japanese dudes

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Japanese cyberpunk from the mid 90's isn't too obscure, but I don't see it mentioned too often except for a Tetsuo the Ironman thread once in blue moon.

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>>79453828
>VLC

>>79453753
>4700 votes
3/10

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La Lechería de Zacarías, mexican sex comedy from the 1980's.

Sorry about pic for ants, only thing I could find.

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this film directly caused my roommate to commit suicide

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>there's no way the Giants will lose with us in that parking lot!

>>79454258
explain.

>>79454312
>watch shitty movie
>he says its the worst thing ever and makes him want to kill himself
>a few years later he actually does the absolute madman

>>79453764

Not as obscure as you might think. There's a fascination with the country and people like indulging in their culture just to see how different it is.

unless you're American you'd probably seen one or two local films that nobody in this site have seen

>>79454383

I've seen it; it's not great, but it's gamblecore at least

Here's a fairly recent one. I've never heard of anyone even knowing about this movie.

>>79453828
what is this ken sama shit

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>>79454500
Eat some shit!
I thought it was 10/10.

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movies which target my degeneracy are the best

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>>79454563
Hurr durr

>>79452346
Tony blair witch project

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>>79452595
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>>79453644
Seen it.

>>79454485
seen it. bretty gud kino

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>>79454588
Seen

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Don't know if it's obscure but I never see it discussed and when I made a thread I didn't get any replies

>>79454563
>>79454588

I thought the movie was alright.

The four eyed space helmet designs in the very beginning were badass.

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I don't think i've ever seen this movie mentioned on here.

The dvd is pretty rare nowadays as well.

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>>79453644
>>79453623
>>>/g/csg/

>>79453623
the rest of the movie was really draining
>his life is shit
>shit shit shit
>everyone just keeps shitting on him

>>79453068
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>>79454813

seen

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Maybe someone on/tv/ has but I never ever see this movie brought up or talked a out

>>79455124
neat
Sauce that up, anon!

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>>79452346
I must have watched this vhs 50 times growing up. It was pretty much only this and Stuart Little in my vhs collection.

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>>79455093
Shut up pleb.

>>79453321

It's popular in Russia in general, m8, and post-Soviet countries too.

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Knowledge of Eastern European movies is the pleb filter

>all these acclaimed Japanese films which anyone with a genuine interest in Japanese cinema will have seen
No, your tastes aren't obscure.

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>>79454588
Seen that one but only as a shitty screencap years ago

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>>79455277
>anyone with a genuine interest in Japanese cinema

So that's what, 5% of /tv/? This thread isn't about how elitist you can get it's about sharing kinos that aren't on the front page of rotten tomatoes.

>>79455205
moon man

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I have a copy of this, and I don't know anybody else who has seen it.

>>79455363
Seen it
>exploding frog

>>79453893
I've seen 964 Pinocchio by the same director and it was pretty bad, probably because it was acctually in colour(so all the special effects look worse). Electric Dragon 80 000 V was great but it wasn't as unsettling as other jappunk movies.

>>79455435
Well, that and the crazy greaser gang, the dad lighting himself on fire.....the whole thing is fucked.
Oh, and the kids finding a dead fetus in a barn and then one of them keeps it a box, in his room under his bed.
The exploding frog scene was funny, although it was given away in the trailer.

>>79455467
The whole part about the brother having a snowball fight in the fallout is nuts.

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>>79454583
Seen it, also seen it posted here a few times, with little replies. I liked what it all built up to, I could feel it, but was still surprised it actually went there

My pic is from Alex Cox, director of Repo Man and Sid & nancy but it's still quite obscure

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I have never heard anyone else seeing this movie.

>>79455665
Oh and by the way this is directed and starred by the same guy who directed and wrote that Nicholas Cage remake of Wicker Man.

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>>79453068

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>>79452595
this isn't that obscure. when i was planning to watch some polish cinema, i was recommended it among others. scorsese screened it as part of his polish cinema thing along with a dozen or so other polish films.
>>79453068
practically a famous movie as far as i'm concerned
>>79454280
this was actually posted quite a bit on /tv/ i remember, back when patton wasn't hated here. people were anticipating it.
>>79454383
it's pta, plenty of people have seen this
>>79454485
seen it, i think it won some japanese oscar for foreign film or whatever as well.
>>79454588
seen it and i confuse it with pathfinder becasue i watched them back-to.back. pathfinder was awful. this wasn't as bad.
>>79454813
seen it and it's been mentioned a few times, really trippy
>>79455192
see it mentioned now and then in jap movie threads, mainly becasue jap gore etc. is popular on 4chan.

used to watch countless action c movies on vhs as a teenager, don't remember may of them, except for cyborgcop. i think it was quite hube back when it came out, probably not that obscure.

also seen lots of movies from my own country which obviously few here have seen.

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>Any of these
>Obscure
Now try this.

>>79453717
Popiół i Diament
Rękopis znaleziony w Saragossie
3 kolory Kieślowskiego
Vabank

>>79455967
your movie has 125 watchers on letterboxd
>>79452382 has 5

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>>79456048
these plus more kieslowski movies, most of his stuff is golden. also sexmission 1984, a decent comedy.

>>79456090
Some short films I've watched aren't even on Letterboxd or IMDB.
Checkmate.

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I think I win

This is a genuinely great movie btw

>>79456048
>>79456098
You forgot Człowiek z żelaza

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i will be extremely surprised if any of you have watched this

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your move, plebs


CHINESE KINO COMING THROUGH

>>79456326
>An unscrupulous troublemaker suffering from erectile dysfunction has his world turned sideways, as an angel from above teaches him the consequences of sex and love, and why the two cannot be forced.
...so do they fuck in the end

>>79453798
BIG

>>79455093
>Niponese Kino
>Chink
Sure thing cletus.

>>79453828
She and Anna Konno need to start doing JAV right now

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Gotta have a donut

>>79456415
>When murderous thug Mo Fei Li works together with the bean-counting goody two-shoes Xiao Dao they manage to heal other's pains through their extreme contrast in personalities.

Actually a pretty funny movie desu senpai baka

>>79453068
Good flick. I liked buscemi and the realism

>>79454383
It was okay, some good thriller stuff at the end and the casino introduction parts were cool.

>>79455192
That flick is good fun
>tfw no amputee bdsm gf

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The films I have seen with the least votes on IMDB

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>>79456589
Nope, JAV is garbage.

>>79452346
Männer (Men) (1985)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089656/combined

This is your go-to when people claim women can't direct.

And damn if it isn't hilarious. Advertising executive finds out his wife is cheating on him with a chad artist, tells her he's going away on a business trip and moves in with the chad (who has no idea who he is) to find out what makes Chad tick.

Pray it's never remade.

blood rage (1984?) uncut

>>79456092
Watched this at uni when I was hanging out with skaters. One of the few genuinely entertaining skate films

>>79457227
I disagree on that, but at least we share similar taste on women

>>79456640
this was made by the FoodFight guy, wasn't it

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Fucking great movie.

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>"Bringing Up Bobby"

Not the 2012 movie where Mila Jovovich is a criminal and has a son or something. The 2009 Christian film (of the same name, three years earlier) about an emo teen being raised by his brother after his parents die.

It literally is the Christian version of "Garden State" and quirky indie movies where 17-year-old guy runs down the street on a cloudy day and he doesn't actually end up with the girl in the end, but is a better guy for it.

The refreshing thing is that although it's overtly Christian, it doesn't end like you'd think. The main character, Bobby, doesn't stop being emo and become a clean cut, preppy dude. He stays an emo a realizes that Jesus loves him no matter what, etc.

It's bad, but not horrible. I liked it, believe it or not. Pretty sure none of you guys have ever seen it or heard of it.

Here's an AWFUL trailer for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJm_Pg_CTHs

>>79454588
This was fun

>>79454759
I know of it but still not seen it. Must rectified that.

>>79457808
fuck this movie

SPARKS or nothing

>>79455192
I love that movie, own it on bd and dvd. I always thought it was one of the most popular japan splatter flicks. Check out Robo Geisha and Vampire vs. Frankenstein Girl, too.

>>79453717
some examples:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0225535/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101765/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5936692/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2043979/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488027/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1485698/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6068960/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099776/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381637/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0330243/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075730/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288491/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082625/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084549/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078507/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055153/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060401/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056291/

>>79459185
Sounds like more super hero shit. What I liked most about SuperBob was showing that he had his hands absolutely full just saving people from accidents and disasters. No super villain, no stupid pontificating about heroism. Just a guy who saves people because he can and who wants to have a nice life.

>>79459467
>>79453717
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072446/

>>79455900

Cyborg cop has one of the best scene transitions ever, it cuts straight from an awkward sex scene to the villain slapping a henchman in the face.

Gimli plays a caribbean drug baron (who also happens to be a mad cyberneticist) who inexplicably has a northern english accent.

The hero wears a fanny pack the entire movie for no reason.

The hero beats the villain, I shit you not, by shouting "Hey look over there!" and shooting him in the head when he looks away.

It's a top tier good-bad movie.

>>79455967

I've never watched it but my mum has it on VHS.

>>79453900

Kino poster.

>>79454588
Saw it. Liked it

>>79454813
Saw it in the cinema (yes im old). Was ok

>no one saw my movie

If anyone else here has seen my two movies, I will have lost faith in humanity.

The first is The Carrier (1988)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXoltLbmUhI

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>>79460832
oh forgot the case

>>79460832
>>79460855
i have this on my watchlist but like 90% of it i'll probably never watch it.

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>>79460855
The second is The Cold aka The Game (1984)

I don't even know what to say about this movie, but for some reason I've seen it like 3 times, but you can watch the whole thing here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r38g5Rhw5f0

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>>79455363
>tittering/cooing noises

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dont mind me just posting an english language film that came out within the last ten years that has over 90% on rt but im still the only one here who's seen it

>>79460921
Sorry, that was the french dub, here is the english version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMcLh9NGyf4

>>79460855
It's probably better if you just take it off your watchlist.

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I seen Sister My Sister get mention a lot on this board but never this movie post on here even though they are based on the same murders.

>>79453717
colors trilogy

>>79453753
i think that movie is on fucking netflix you absolute garbage plebeian

and ghostworld isnt obscure by a long shot. it's an "indie" flick, normies eat that shit up

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>>79454759

>>79460009
Fuck this gave me nightmares as a kid

>>79461690
That's how I found out about the movie desu

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>>79461690

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i've never met anyone that's even heard of this piece of garbage

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Immortal/immortal French sci-fi. The only redeeming thing is Kretschmann's good looks. The sexy boat capt dude that should have been the protagonist in King Kong, the nazi in the pianist, the dad in Wanted etc. About a decade ago my mom had an employee that lent this to her. I told her he had to be a stoner because it is the only way to really enjoy this flick. Maybe acid instead.

Existo: The Forbidden Movie

> prove youve seen it

Nigga what?

How do you do that?

>>79462043
look up the synopsis on wikipedia and post some of it.

The Man From Earth

>two hours of conversations

>>79462465
>>79453068
>>79454383
>>79454485
Yeah, very obscure.

Some of you people...

>>79461883

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>>79453819

>>79461846
Yeah the bedroom scene is really creepy

>>79452782
>revenge movie
>literally called "Revenge"
At least they get to the point.

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Elderly kino

>>79453068

Love it, feels like tumblr realising they have to face the real world.

>>79463666
f u

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Čovjek koga treba ubiti
Yugo movie

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Nick Cave plays a brothel owner, Alexei Sayle's a chihuahua-wielding gay guy, Spud from Trainspotting plays an English eccentric holed up in a hotel room looking for a coke
Visually the film looks great but other than that it's fucking terrible

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>>79452346
Gunhed

Well, at one time anyway. Ever since I posted it a few times on /tv/, more have seen it.

>>79457227
"Hand Expression" vids on youtube are where its at.

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>>79465102
>"Hand Expression" vids on youtube

>>79465102
"Brazilian Sugaring" vids on youtube are where its at.

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Plaga Zombie, argentinian trilogy with Berta Muñiz.

Gore Gore, and fun.

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>>79465203

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Fuck JB and Mos Def for tricking me into watching this...

>>79466312
It's really bad, but I don't think it's obscure.

>be Gondry
>makes one of the best films of the decade
>proceed to make BKR

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Good luck.

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>>79466501

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>>79466571

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>>79466594

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0201021/

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>>79466594
cover.

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I've recommended it on this board a few times so maybe more people have seen it now.

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hands down (pun intended) funniest documentary ive ever seen

you people NEED to see this

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Probably this.
Teriyama's Pastoral Hide and Seek is excellent, didn't really like this one.

>>79466736
>you people

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>>79466998
>THESE people

just watch it

The Saddest Music in the World

>>79455612
there is a new DVD out. It's pretty great.

>>79467320
bitch please, Maddin is well known

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I really liked this 1 up until the trainwreck last 15 minutes. Something so comfy about that atmosphere, but I've never seen anyone post about it

>>79468518
>9000 votes
Breddy gud 6/10.

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Has anyone seen this one?

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it has a ferret and a perverted priest

>>79468518
I seen webms for it.

All I got from it is that the mc and the blond girl should have just done it.

>>79468707
It also is very well-known

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>>79468707
>5000 votes
Jaroslava Schallerová is a stone cold QT though, and it's a decent vampire movie to boot.

>>79468907
>6500 votes
6/10 Hilarious concept though and Kristy McNichol is a QT too.

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>>79468963
She is qt in the movie

>>79468963
How many votes is considered obscure?

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>>79468775
how about this one? A Charles Bronson lookalike is interviewed revealing himself to be a megalomanic and a pathological liar.

>>79469047
less than 10k is "kind of obscure", less than 1k is surely obscure

>>79469047
I personanlly think 25,000 votes should be the limit but others might disagree

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Very cool, guys. But that's nothing.

>>79469047
Obscure to whom? OP said
>post an obscure as fuck movie youve seen that youre 99% sure no one else on this board has seen
>obscure as fuck
and posted a film with 173 votes, so that's a good place to start.

I'm a pretty big film nerd and I've seen 17 of the films posted with pics, but ask a person on the street and they probably have heard of or even seen Be Kind Rewind or Hard Eight. The last bunch are pretty well known to film fans, so I'd expect at least several fa/tv/irgins to have seen them, which would not place them in the
>obscure as fuck
category...

tl;dr I'll go with >>79469211

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Quiet City

Sweet little mumblecore movie.

Help me /tv/. I seen a film in the early 90s (film wasn't new) which I have never been able to trace. I just remember the ending...

>Couple lost in heavy overgrown terrain, mid US
>Female dies (can't mind how) dude freaks out gets in their Jeep and drives in one direction
>Runs out of petrol, fills with Jerry can and drops can
>Back in jeep, drives straight again, after a few minutes encounters the same jerry can
>Runs off in bewilderment through thick bush
>Out of nowhere runs onto a road
>Millisecond later a truck runs him over

Final shot, truck stopped with long trail of blood. Roll credits.

Help name film please?

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>>79465102
>>79465203
>"Hand Expression" vids on youtube are where its at.
>"Brazilian Sugaring" vids on youtube are where its at.

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Also not very obscure, but I'm willing to be no one here's seen Jane Eyre.

>>79453068
That's real weird, considering that Criterion's adding it to their collection now

>>79453623
>>79453644
>>79454759
Dad and I watched these together.
>>79462009
The comic it's based on is good. Called the Nikopol Trilogy.

>>79454759
seen it, mostly because I listened to this song about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JeCMLoxdYs

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>>79452346

>>79453764
I own them all on dvd.

>>79452346
>you have to prove you've seen it
This made me laugh a bit.

>>79455298
Holy shit is that really from the Rugrats movie?

>>79456450
GREY

>>79470266
>Jane Eyre.
Which one?

There are so many adaption.

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I have a feeling this isn't as obscure as I thought it was.
Same for Death Bed. That shit was on Netflix.
>>79470266
I saw Becoming Jane, in theaters

>>79471789
That was movie was basically heroic murder which is awesome!

Definitely my favorite of the trilogy.

>>79465462
Argentinian Troma

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>>79472406
5/10 but has its moments.

>>79472406
Guy makes a form of crack that's so powerful that anyone who takes it explodes into pieces.

Then he takes those pieces to build the perfect body for his dead wife.

I love this movie.

>>79472577
It's funnier than most comedies made today desu

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>>79452595
anyone?

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>>79472732

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Anyone else seen this

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59 votes on imdb
Watched only for Trintignant

>>79472822
5/10

>>79473092
What film's that? Google gives me Asian letters. If its Heroic Purgatory like I think then I've seen that

>>79473591
Yeah it's heroic purgatory. What'd you think of it?

>>79473722
It was too patrician and deep for me, I didn't understand any of it. Did you? Very beautiful visuals though, from what I remember. Probably needs multiple rewatches

>>79473975
yeah i went in because it looked great and that was about it for me. maybe one day i can understand these art house stuff

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>Soviet kino

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I've seen this movie too many times

>>79474113
I'm looking at mubi reviews of it, where all the art house kids hang, and even they didn't understand what the fuck was going on. I don't think we should feel bad for not getting this one

>>79453068
I've seen this.

Young Scar Jo wasn't bad, but she didn't have enough boobs yet to be a good actress.

The other main girl was horrible. I'm glad she stopped getting work in Hollywood.

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steampunk vampires

>>79452782
I suck at internet, could I have a torrent please

>>79474368
>mubi reviews
I find most of the reviews there are worst then the average ones on letterboxd.

>>79466312
It's bad. I've seen it. I want that hour and a half of my life back.

1. goregasm
2. daughter of darkness (hong kong cat. 3 film)
3. singapore sling
4. wildflower (w patricia arquette)
5. home alone 4
6. cyclo
7.tears of the black tiger
8. the ages of lulu (w uncut baptism scene)
9.26 bathrooms
10. 13 frightened girls
11. phalo crest (jess franco film)
12. shocking asia 2
13. des morts aka of the dead
14. francis joins the WACS
15. every single blondie movie with penny singleton as the comic book heroine
16. a light in the piazza
17. the sinister urge
18. mondo topless
19. bruce li in new guinea
20. a zed and two noughts

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Late '90s UPN Thursday Night Movie kino

>>79469733
Jurassic Park 2

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>>79474550
Gonna check this, I love those new zealand special effects.

Since the Michael J Fox Frighteners.

>>79472406
Seen it pretty late at night on TV a few years back. 2/10

I haven't seen pic related but there's quite a few of them; 80s apocalypse movies done by Italian dudes.

>>79465102
>>79452346
Where would I acquire these?

>>79474654
I only know of it on a private tracker. It's only $3 on amazon and worth every penny.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0052B23KC

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>>79474856

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>>79474838
>Frighteners.
I enjoy that movie. They aren't obscure at all but most early peter jackson movies don't get discuss here that much.

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It was pretty good

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People think they're kinographers? Don't talk unto you've seen this high kino mastery.

Plebs.

>>79453798
In England Wang is slang for dick. I couldnt stop laughing.

>>79474915
Aside from all the gratuitous rat killing this was a fun movie.

>>79454588
its in my B rate sci fi collection pretty decent.

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It's pretty bad

>>79475000
This isn't obscure, it's a meme and largely unavailable

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Not even obscure in Chile, but I doubt anyone here has seen it

>>79453644

One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Cringe tier rapping over cringe tier beats.

Japs emulate hip hop culture on such a superficial level it becomes a caricature and satirical film.

>>79474680
I don't use letterboxed. I just like mubi because it shows screenshots of films rather than just posters which interests me more when I'm browsing for something to watch

>>79475140
Alright then.

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I really quite liked this movie. Odd, but funny

>>79454577
Seen it, loved it actually. Didn't go where I expected. I thought he would win over the students and the principal with a schmaltzy speech and keep his job.

>>79465102
Op here, seen that. Really enjoyed it. Tohokino

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>>79454759
Its regarded as Ishiro Honda's best work along with the Original Godzilla

Pic related is one that is hard to find because its banned but I wouldn't be surprised if somebody has seed it.

>>79475351
There's some website, I forgot where, but you can acquire films like that

Same with prophesies lf Nostradamus, which was also banned

My country produces a lot of shitty movies.

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>>79476236
oops, forgot image

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>>79465102
>"Hand Expression" vids

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>>79476282

>>79453068
seen this in theaters when it came out
not really that obscure, but I'll accept because it's (You)

>>79469490
Had this on tape growing up
That fucking cookie jar freaked me out

>>79471428
PROBES

>>79456092
bad ass movie

>>79452346
> 99% sure no one else on this board
> /tv/
> implying people with like <1000 titles are here

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Saw it in theaters with my girlfriend. We were the only ones there.

>>79479155
what is it about?

>>79473073
I've seen the webms

>>79453893
lol had a friend over watching this the screaming for most of the movie had him hating it.